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I get the feeling that his mouth basically acts as a very rank humidifier that runs at full blast 24/7. An electronic device constantly kept near him is gonna suffer consequences.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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I get the feeling that his mouth basically acts as a very rank humidifier that runs at full blast 24/7. An electronic device constantly kept near him is gonna suffer consequences.
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Honestly anything kept near him constantly will suffer consequences.
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I've had an iPhone get so much lint and dust built up in the charging port after two years' use that it had trouble charging and I had to clean it out. But that was pretty fucking extreme, and entirely due to the linty, dusty nature of my work at the time. I've never had it happen since.
So I totally know how a mobile phone's charging port can get that gross. What I don't know (or maybe just don't want to know) is how Russell managed to get it that gross, and with what kinds of substances.
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Sweat and grime build up, I fixed someones tablet for the same problem once, the usb socket was full of cheesy foul smelling greasy dirt that basically I determined afterwards was him not cleaning his hands or washing generally. Him inserting the charger regularly was basically forcing it into the socket from the surrounding facade.
Sort of similar to the crap you get under your fingernails really.
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Dumbinatrix
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Sir I'm going to need to sue you for trauma lumps and PTSD for that mental image because it's literally destroying my life.
Supreme Sundae
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Wasn't there some kind of thing Russ ran his image through that guessed his age to be around 40-something?
Yes but since he's too greasy for it to be dust, it's actually a physical manifestation of his plights.
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Just finished reading the entire thread and every time I started feeling sorry for the guy I had to remind myself what a shitty attitude he has.
Kudos to all who have uploaded links, pics and such like.
Kudos to all who have uploaded links, pics and such like.
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I think a lot of us old-timers to the thread have experienced similar feelings as this thread has developed--starting to feel sorry for Russell (because hey, living with Moebius does suck, and it's not his fault he's got it), and maybe making some excuses for his shitty attitude, or in some way minimizing its shittiness.
But Russell always came back with a reminder that yes, he really is a deeply horrible person, and undeserving of any sympathy. He really is that terrible. But that he's that terrible a person while also being utterly stupid and incompetent, and having such an inflated view of his own abilities? Fucking comedy gold.
So welcome to the thread!
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Me_el_wante_V2.0
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Reading Russell's reply now, I feel that the fact that Soren didn't use the word "lucky" in his original question tells us a bit about how he feels about him.
**and the fact that Russell automatically read that as "lucky lady" also tells us more about the thing we already know about him over-estimating his appeal with the ladiez.
Disrespected Pronouns
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I just realized (and sorry if I missed someone else say this, pages in the this thread can really pile up), but it's now June! Which Russell declared to be the month that he is leaving hateful SLC behind for the welcoming environs of Phoenix. Surely if he has the money and time for "dates," he must have all the finances squared away and logistical nailed down.
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Slight aside, but I saw some Nice Guy insisting Jodi Arias was innocent because she's an attractive woman and, I quote, "attractive women don't need to commit crimes, people just give them what they want." I would not be shocked to learn that Russ believes something similar.
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Damn, I’ve been paying for things like a fool! Next time I get up to the till I’ll just hand in my Pretty Girl punch card and get my coffee for free.
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Yeah, my roommate will kick herself when she finds out she could just walk into the grocery store and take what she wanted instead of working two jobs to pay for food for her and her kid.
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Well Russell the barista probably would give you a free coffee if you sucked him his penis right then and there
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I believe Russ hired an escort for a date and she ended up not sleeping with him. He probably talked to a skeezy escort agency and found their lowest priced girl since he wasn't on some high class escort's page giving her kissy faces and saying he can't wait to see her. She goes on a date, rejects Russ like a sane person, then he goes off about being catfished and how ugly she is. Even using his usual insults except left out fat. His ego bruised, he hints he found someone else. Probably lying because Russ loves to kiss and tell. If he had he would have decribed it in horrid vivid detail.
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That would be the most expensive coffee in existence.
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There's something icky in the manner Rusty approaches instathots when they post about their family/problems.
He did it with Bayley; he's doing it again now.
I don't know if the women notice it, but I, an old Russ fan, can tell from miles away he's just too horny on main and will use the empathy route to achieve what he wants (sex)
One of the most vile things a man (or any human tbh) can do is try to approach someone when they're feeling low/emotional just for personal gains. This is ridiculous and even if you're kinda genuine in your feelings, if you're a complete stranger, just back off.
It's the same when fans go to celebrities funerals and keep crying desperately. That's one of the most bizarre things ever, I mean, calm the fuck down, you don't even know the dead personally.
Russ saying to a random instathot he feels ''sorry'' for her out of nowhere just makes he looks desperate and (even more) creepy.
He did it with Bayley; he's doing it again now.
I don't know if the women notice it, but I, an old Russ fan, can tell from miles away he's just too horny on main and will use the empathy route to achieve what he wants (sex)
One of the most vile things a man (or any human tbh) can do is try to approach someone when they're feeling low/emotional just for personal gains. This is ridiculous and even if you're kinda genuine in your feelings, if you're a complete stranger, just back off.
It's the same when fans go to celebrities funerals and keep crying desperately. That's one of the most bizarre things ever, I mean, calm the fuck down, you don't even know the dead personally.
Russ saying to a random instathot he feels ''sorry'' for her out of nowhere just makes he looks desperate and (even more) creepy.
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