That poor lady is never going to shake him. He’s fixated like a homing pigeon. She’s toothy, attractive, vivacious, and clearly not block happy. She’llbe Dealing with his creepiness for years simply because she engaged once. Bless her heart.
That's a move straight out of the Nice Guy playbook: catch a woman who has been dealt a sudden blow by life, and swoop in to act like her knight in shining armor while she's still feeling strong emotions about it.
The only serious life issue they wanna deal with is if the subject of their obsession ends a long-term relationship, because they think they can swoop in and mend their broken heart. Fun fact: Some of them get tired of waiting for the woman to "come to her senses" as one NG put it and get with them, so they try to orchestrate a break up. Russ is fixated on celebrities, and lacks the ability to both become "friends" with a female celebrity and break up her current relationship. However, if he ever sets his sights lower on someone who isn't famous, he might try that. He'll fail, but I'm sure he'd think his plan was brilliant and never before thought of in the history of relationships.
It would be more like "I said nice things to you in your hour of need, therefore you are bound by the laws of god and man to fuck me stupid."
"I white knighted for you, now suck me my penis."
You're right, and I apologize for bringing forth the visual of Russ having sex. I'm an all-around terrible person and I should be ashamed. And I am.
I don't speak baguette frog unfortunately so I don't know the difference between male and female nouns in their language
It's not as fancy as it might sound. There are plenty of cheapo massage parlors out there, including shadier ones where you can pay extra for a rub & tug.
