ILovePudding
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It shouldn't. Moebius doesn't appear to affect sensory nerves, just specific motor nerves.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Because sometimes during a sexual assault the victim is unable to respond in what some people might think is a normal way, duh! Gosh, this just added to his plights. Sexual assault #metoo lolsuit incoming...
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Normally, the masseuse/masseur will ask if you want the head and face included in the full-body massage, as some people don't like having their faces touched, and if there are any other areas you don't want massaged. This is especially true in the chiro office, where people frequently are being seen for pain management and forms of physical therapy.
As usual, his whole sob story makes no sense. You mean to tell me the therapist massaged ONLY his head and ass? Or was it a typical full-body massage, where they do the hips/glutes/upper legs in addition to EVERY OTHER PART of the body? He's such a liar and a wuss. I hope this business sees his bullshit and calls him out.
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Nah he hates black guys, he'll fuck black chicks if they're toothy enough.
I also imagine the massage went something like this.
k35LR2
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I said a few pages ago that he's like a Charlie who thinks he's a Dennis, but his sexuality seems to channel Mac a lot.
The Supreme Gentleman wrote something in his manifesto about how vexing it is that women liked black men over him, he said something like "I'm descended from english nobility, they're descended from slaves". I bet Russ harbors similar thoughts.
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The masseur probably spent extra time tenderizing Russ's ass on account of it being wound up so tight.
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The Supreme Gentleman called his mom crying like a little bitch when he learned a black acquaintance had fucked a blonde girl. He might be the only “man” in human history more pathetic than Russ
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Have many of our questions been answered? While I have my doubts regarding the authenticity of these reviews, I figured I would post them for your reading pleasure.
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Are we SURE this is Russell and not a we.e.n? That Bella's Hacienda ranch review sounds too on the nose, and all of these could have been written with only the knowledge of the FB posts.
It also doesn't sound like Russell's grammar and syntax. I'm an autist for English and I've listened to Rackets' T Swizz book streams more times than I'd like to admit, and these posts just don't seem totally like Russell's writing style.
But if they really are real....I am fucking DYING.
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"Anything less than a 7 is being unfair to myself, my bank account and my sexual organs" is hilarious but like, so hilarious it's probably fake, yeah. Seems too competently written.
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Real or not they're goddamn hilarious. I pray to God Bear the handjob one is true.
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Whoooo boy. I see why you doubt the veracity of these reviews, but I looked up the account posting them and there are reviews of brothels we know Russhole went to going back to 2013, well before Russhole was on any w.e.e.n's radar:
Russell "The Piano Man; the Sexy Disabled Guy." G.'s Profile
Russell G.'s reviews, photos and other recent activity on Yelp - a fun and easy way to find, recommend and talk about what's great (and not so great) in your location.
www.yelp.com
Also, I checked Russhole's known Google reviews account, and I found he had in fact reviewed two of the businesses mentioned in the above Yelp reviews on or about the same day:
So... it might be the real deal. Russhole might actually be stupid enough to post shit like this where the whole Internet can see it and remember it forever:
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Hi there Russ.....handjobs huh
Yep, deffo homo
Yep, deffo homo
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He gave a guy a handjob to get a lift to a brothel....
Just when you think Rusty has found the bottom of the barrel, he scrapes a little lower
Has there ever been a more pathetic specimen? We really really need to rerun that thread poll.
Just when you think Rusty has found the bottom of the barrel, he scrapes a little lower
Has there ever been a more pathetic specimen? We really really need to rerun that thread poll.
TheGuyFromUtah
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I mean they all rang true to me except the Bellas handjob one.....but Jesus I'm starting to believe. Unbelievable, but believable. Wow. No words.
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I think the handjob thing is fake. Russ's whole shtick is that he's a ladies' man. He's not, but he gets really aggressive if someone questions his sex appeal.
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Jane_Doh
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A year or two ago there was discussion regarding Russ being gay after he posted that he had a "friend" who kept showing him his dick on Skype and it made Russ uncomfortable. After a little probing (as best I can recall) he admitted to sharing hotel rooms with this "friend" to save on costs for banging ho's and that the friend also would drive him to the brothels. Can anyone else remember this segment of Russ drama and shed some light?
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That one review just seems way too ridiculous and parody like. This account goes back to 2013, but was only discovered today? If it wasnt for the older posts I would be dead set on those being fake reviews.
@Jane_Doh is correct about the flasher friend. I'm sure some better organized kiwi has those shots handy
Also, why does Russ always hit up the brothels in the AM?
@Jane_Doh is correct about the flasher friend. I'm sure some better organized kiwi has those shots handy
Also, why does Russ always hit up the brothels in the AM?