Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[lamp shade]

If Russ actually gave a guy a handy there is no way in hell he’d ever admit it online. Come on, guys.

 

[Deadpool]

That one review just seems way too ridiculous and parody like. This account goes back to 2013, but was only discovered today? If it wasnt for the older posts I would be dead set on those being fake reviews.

@Jane_Doh is correct about the flasher friend. I'm sure some better organized kiwi has those shots handy

Yeah the 2013 thing is what keeps me from being convinced it's a troll. There is also stuff on his bio that sounds like stuff he'd write too.

I do have to say if it wasn't him that wrote this, there aren't enough Islamic content ratings for the person who did write it.

Thinking of some poor hooker having to baby duck feed Russ, will give me nightmares until the end of time.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

That one review just seems way too ridiculous and parody like. This account goes back to 2013, but was only discovered today? If it wasnt for the older posts I would be dead set on those being fake reviews.

@Jane_Doh is correct about the flasher friend. I'm sure some better organized kiwi has those shots handy

Also, why does Russ always hit up the brothels in the AM?

Probably less competition. Also if that thing about the overnight train is true that’s when he’d make it to Reno

 

[Cilleystring]

Probably less competition. Also if that thing about the overnight train is true that’s when he’d make it to Reno

Ah yeah as Russ is intimidated by other men that would make sense. His old boss did confirm that he left at night to take the Amtrak, arriving in the morning. If he is ridiculous enough to talk to coworkers (including his boss) about going to the bunny ranch, then i suppose posting all this handjob talk online isnt too far fetched. In his mind he might just think people will see him as progressive

 

[Deadpool]

Ah yeah as Russ is intimidated by other men that would make sense. His old boss did confirm that he left at night to take the Amtrak, arriving in the morning. If he is ridiculous enough to talk to coworkers (including his boss) about going to the bunny ranch, then i suppose posting all this handjob talk online isnt too far fetched. In his mind he might just think people will see him as progressive

That or if he wants to show off how great he thinks prostitutes are he's willing to do sex acts for money.

 

[cogsworth]

The thing is, this is too much like Russ. All these things are 100% in character for Rusty, but they're at a point where it's too in character. It's like...a photo-realistic painting of Russ. It's Russell, but plastic, all the things he says and does and thinks but without any of the (admittedly already scant) depth.

 

[SourDiesel]

To me it's the handjob part that's sketchy. The author went a bit too far, unfortunately. If that part wasn't in there, I would've bought it 100%

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

Russ edited his post, tagging the clinic.

Meet the staff.

The clinic description sounds weird and creepy as fuck, NGL. Adjusted regularly as a kid, huh?

 

[Toasty]

Someone please tell me he took flowers to the chiropractor's office for a massage. I want this to be true in my hard, pitted, black kiwi heart.
A girl can dream. Snrk

 

[CausticMinory]

Just the thought of Russ giving a HJ to anyone is just creepy as he'll though.. Nigga can barely play piano, so just count him out of anything hand based with his creepy webbed hands.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I'm not quite sure what to think about those reviews just yet.

So here's something Russ definitely did write:

 

[CWCissey]

I'm telling you guys, Russ is closeted. The handjob thing is probably not a boognish, but Russ trying to be funny.

 

[The Great Citracett]

This seems to be the ButtRub Bandit right here. There's not many actual pictures on the FB page so I'm assuming this is the guy:

Looks studly enough, but hands off, he's a married man:

And also, holy fuck you do NOT do this to an infant. You want a dead baby? Taking your baby to one of these quacks is a real good way to get one:

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

Sorry to jump in randomly, but can someone point me to approximate page #s for the Olive Garden saga? I'm intrigued.

 

[johnbarron]

His beard makes his mouth into a little triangle!

 

[AnOminous]

Thinking of some poor hooker having to baby duck feed Russ, will give me nightmares until the end of time.

I don't see Russhole ever admitting anyone being better than he.

 

[Toasty]

Call me late or whatever, but back to the cell phone charger goop episode. The cell phone repair guy showed him the problem, had to remove his no doubt gunky as shit case to get better access to the problem, then had to solve the disgusting problem for him, while watching Russ drool every where, demonstrating exactly where the disgusting problem came from (we hope), showing him how to do it, so he can do it himself, and Russ is of course the ungrateful little shit who bitches about paying. When you know he would have cried discriminashun if the guy used bodily fluids protection gear for the job
I love Greer. This thread brings me so much joy.

 

[Deadpool]

I don't see Russhole ever admitting anyone being better than he.

True or not the vision of that has stained my mind, and it will take a lot of alcohol to clean it off.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Aside from the hand job, this doesn't sound like Russ at all:

I do have to say if it wasn't him that wrote this, there aren't enough Islamic content ratings for the person who did write it.

Thinking of some poor hooker having to baby duck feed Russ, will give me nightmares until the end of time.

"I felt bad that a guy like me had to be in her presence"? Russ is way too narcissistic to say something like that. He'd think that he could give her a better life, not the other way around.

So here's something Russ definitely did write:

Does Russ not recognize Stormy Daniels?

 

[DarkAlien]

Wow