Kiwi High: The Thread

The Joker said:
Fuck you I'm gonna go backpacking in molvania!
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Axolotl Counselor would like to remind you to pack a dentist for your journey!

morganna said:
You're the best, Axolotl Counselor! I'll always remember your friendly words of advice; "Axolotl Counselor says find somebody who accepts you for who you are, unless they'd like something different. In that case, change."
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I'm axolotl counselor.
 
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Abethedemon said:
Guys, I hear that Mr. Kincaid stuffed a banana up his butt. Everyone still loves him though, I don't why.
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It depends on the type of banana.

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I heard Jace Conners was going to try and join the USMC after he graduates? Will they even take him with that eye problem he has?
 
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Alright, I'm making @Sanic the running back to compensate for our manlet quarterback's height. With him running the ball (and the fact he's my dealer), we'll not only avoid being winless, we'll have a shot at state!
 
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Hello Children

And staff

I am Professor Holden

I am your new Sexual Education teacher

Im sure you are all curious as to why you have awoken naked and in chains in the boiler room, bound to chairs covered in razor blades, and why your bowels feel like they are about to burst

The answers to which shall be explained in today's lecture

"EX-LAX FLAY-RAPE: THE KEY TO ETERNAL YOUTH?"

In a moment, the bonds will be released, and I will need the left side of the boiler room to partner up with someone on the right side of the boiler room, those on the left side will find you have each been fitted with a rectal funnel which when clicked in to the o-ring gags fitted into the mouths of those on the right side, connects your digestive systems in perfect synthesis

after you have done so, assume the position and I shall come round to each pair to "complete" the circuit so to speak

anyone who fails to do so will see me after class to partake in a..... direct demonstration

once you are all prepared, i shall begin the incisions, and the lesson shall begin
 
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Glaive is going to have to add a voting feature for homecoming court.
On another note... "homecoming court?" No. We can do better. Homekiwi court? Homecoming cwcrt? ... There's a joke in there somewhere, damn it!
 
You know what the best about having Sanic as our runningback is? Aside from the awesome weed, it means I don't have to be the anime club's head anymore and watch that stupid show about some pervert Jap who likes to finger robots.
 
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morganna said:
Glaive is going to have to add a voting feature for homecoming court.
On another note... "homecoming court?" No. We can do better. Homekiwi court? Homecoming cwcrt? ... There's a joke in there somewhere, damn it!
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You know what's going to happen if Applecat enters don't you?
 
morganna said:
Glaive is going to have to add a voting feature for homecoming court.
On another note... "homecoming court?" No. We can do better. Homekiwi court? Homecoming cwcrt? ... There's a joke in there somewhere, damn it!
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HomeKiweening? Don't worry, I'm ashamed of that one too.
 
You girls wanting to join the cheerleading squad are in luck. I sold the last team to fansadox comics to act as models for the redneck gangrape series, so a new team is needed.

Better yet, in 2 months i will be personally taking the team on a trip to scenic missisippi where I have......business with some people very interested in making yall's acquaintance
 
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