Kiwi High: The Thread

i absolutely refuse to be a real person for any event whatsoever, also is there some higher up i can report coach stryker-connors to? he keeps on trying to sell me weed then accuses me of being a cigarette because i was the last one out the showers, wasn't mr. andrews demoted to a janitor earlier in march? and now he make jenkum in the boiler room? i can't handle being in this school for too long.. it's only a matter of time.. then you popular kids'll be sorry for picking on us dimensionally challenged:jacewtf::deagle::1::1::1::1: i'm going to mod my airsoft to shoot ones at you all
i thought wop dad was teaching law and mr. chandler was teaching home ec?
 
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I'm thrilled to announce that this year, the glee club will be collaborating with composer David Tanny. We are excited to be bringing new life to such classics as "Oh, Happy Boy", "I'm a Cowboy", and as a special challenge, "The Boy Who Asked For Too Much. "
 
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Cow has to be the shitty special needs school nearby where all of the people who were expelled from Kiwi High go if they don't just drop out, and a place that's known for being completely bonkers. To this day Xalver is in his 20's and has yet to graduate, still trying to win the affection of all of the /cow/ at Cow Pasture High School.

They say the principal's office is decorated with some strange space age shit, and he's been known to jerk off with alien-like figures and strange objects when students are busy with class.
 
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Dear Diary,

My first few weeks at Kiwi High have been interesting to say the least. Met up with a lot of interesting people.

Friggen Golden Knight is always sneaking off of campus to play around with the children who live near the school. Guy gives me weird vibes.

And then there's Dobson always acting up in art class. He doesn't seem to get along with the teacher very well, and even less so with Principal Null. It's strange, ever since he first came here, the staff complained about having a hard time finding balloons when setting up for events.

I have met up with my old gal pals Applecat and Hunger Mythos. They've always been nice to me. My old man negotiated pretty darn hard to convince them to hang out with me back in elementary school.

Today in particular was kind of eventful. After talking with LordDarkrai, I walked down the hall and got hit on the head by what looked like a pile of furry porn. Ever since then, I've been getting this weird image in my head that's becoming somewhat less fuzzy as the day went on. Not sure what it is yet. Hopefully I'll find out later.

Until then, good night diary. I'm going to play some games and maybe build a lego model of Vivi.

-scorptatious
 
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Rumor has it @FramerGirl420 is trying to win the homecoming queen. Good luck to her since she'll have to beat @Hunger Mythos who holds it right now as well as all the other freakin' awards in the school.

Damn overachievers. :(
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I worked very hard to earn my pretty ribbons and titles. :oops:
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I totally did not earn them by being a bully.
 
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Soooooo are all the mods and admins on student council?
 
Okay, the big game against the L. Shy High Wizards is next Friday. @The Dude, you'll be protecting @Glaive's blind side. He's a small guy, but he reminds of Drew Brees, so keep his jersey completely yellow. @Sanic, you'll be outrunning everyone because you're fast and your weed is awesome. @Rio, you'll be endguardtackle. Sit at the end of the bench, guard the Gatorade and tackle anyone who tries to take it. And @RetardBus, "take care" of the opposing quarterback any way you can. Because you're our star outside linebacker. And, if I catch that creepy Woody Chan guy hassling my players again, I'll make him watch @Connor make love to his blow-up doll.
 
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Dear diary,

Everyone at this school is a total sperg. Art class is the only thing that keeps me going. God, I hope I get accepted into that exchange program.

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Cordialement,

applecat
 
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