Kiwi High: The Thread

[Fialovy]

watch that stupid show about some pervert Jap who likes to finger robots.

That show makes no logical sense either...

 

[Pine Tar]

That show makes no logical sense either...

It only starts making sense if you're high. And then it doesn't make sense. Still, I'd rather be watch my team get their asses kicked by the L. Shy High Wizards then watch some gook cartoon again.

 

[Fialovy]

You girls wanting to join the cheerleading squad are in luck. I sold the last team to fansadox comics to act as models for the redneck gangrape series, so a new team is needed.

Better yet, in 2 months i will be personally taking the team on a trip to scenic missisippi where I have......business with some people very interested in making yall's acquaintance

Who made you cheerleading coach?

 

[Cuck Norris]

Who made you cheerleading coach?

Whoever is wrapped up in that carpet in the boot of his car.

 

[Judge Holden]

Who made you cheerleading coach?

Principal Nol did after I agreed to release the grade schoolers from my naked meth-and-prolapse lab

 

[Fialovy]

Principal Nol did after I agreed to release the grade schoolers from my naked meth-and-prolapse lab

No comment...

And no comment on that person in the back of the car...

 

[Judge Holden]

No comment...

And no comment on that person in the back of the car...

Thats principal Nol, hes wrapped up with the least....used of the gradeschoolers and a bag of Holden-Farms artisanal bacon-flavored methamphetamines

Being my boss has its perks

 

[morganna]

Why does Professor Holden's office smell like chloroform...?

 

[Judge Holden]

Time to do what I always dreamed of.........but what even I never dared to do until now...

*dresses morganna in a frilly dress and hat, and has a teaparty with her and his doll collection while she is unconcious

 

[applecat]

I've heard they passed a "no murring" policy this year.

I rate that optimistic.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I'm the guy that is shunned by the other students, and spends his off time in the weight room or computer lab, depending on my mood.

Grades are decent but I don't play well with others.

 

[Hunk]

... am I allowed to wear a gas mask in class?

 

[LegoTugboat]

... am I allowed to wear a gas mask in class?

Given that the teachers are Bates, Tyce and Chris, I think they're part of the school uniform.

 

[The Joker]

I hacked into the school fundraiser and used the money to buy Skeletons! Pranked! I rucker your mom. Kill obeme

 

[DH 384]

Does anyone else have Professor Richard Cranium for music theory? It's a weird, weird class.

It started off great but now literally the only thing we listen to is Slayer and we get to listen to him make freudian slips all the time. He also brags way too much about the time he pretended to be Coach Connors. Kinda glad they got rid of the assistant phys ed teacher Tyce though, he always made the basketballs reek of jenkem.

This Sunday's gonna be awesome though. Our football game against the L.Shy High Wizards, the street racing Coach Connors is running before the game, and the party we're having afterwards. @Glaive and I are going to bring the beer and we've already got a bunch of people for it

 

[Overcast]

So many people here...

I hope there's a library I can spend my free time at...

 

[Cuck Norris]

So many people here...

I hope there's a library I can spend my free time at...

We do, but the librarian spends most of her time sleeping. I think she's related to Professor Chandler but I'm not sure.

 

[Smutley]

I imagine @DeagleDad420 is in the back of the parking lot, drinking a forty out of a paper bag with @FlyAwayNow and @WachtAmWeb, the three of them really annoyed they have to attend and deal with all this faggotry.

 

[Abethedemon]

So many people here...

I hope there's a library I can spend my free time at...

There is, we have a good archive of Sonichu, if you're into comics.

 

[RetardBus]

I have to take off the rooster mask for prom. I hope my fancy suit is enough to be able to look proper while I overload on caffeine and go on a wild ride.