- Joined
- Aug 30, 2015
Got fitted for a hairpiece/wig. Yes I'm embarrassed.
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GARBAGE DAYToday I was doing laundry and then some weirdo on the internet started talking about doing laundry
Is Wednesday laundry day in bizarro world or something
Today we got the closing date for OUR NEW HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
NEW HOUSE OMG!!!!!!
I remember one time I smashed my thumb in the door at my old work, and it broke my nail. As in the whole nail just splitLord help me, while I was closing at work today the front doors were stuck (turns out it was just the mat stuck in the door jamb) and I tried forcing them shut with a shoulder-hit and accidently smashed my thumb between the doors. Nothing is broken but it's very swollen. Great end to my first week at this job!
(I'm actually loving the job, I just need to get used to the opening/closing routine. And like, not smash my hand in doors.)
That's the worm. You're supposed to eat it. Some kind of tequila ritual.Today I took a sip of my drink before noticing there was a dead bug in itI may never recover