Today I have... Thread.

[Doggo]

Today I bought a new bed frame because mine keeps collapsing because of badly designed slats. I’ll put it together tomorrow.

 

[AnOminous]

I have a cat whose matting problem has become deplorable, and did so over a series of months. But she turns into a hissing, clawing, biting bundle of fury if you bring a trimmer anywhere around her. It's weird because she isn't a longhaired cat (but is a calico with pretty dense fur). Anyway the sound causes her to go completely insane.

This is the hissiest, most semi-feral, violent cat I've ever had.

Finally got a dematting thing from Amazon, with a 9-prong dematting brush on one side and a 15-prong smoothing one on the other side. She was skeptical at first, and it took about three hour long sessions even to get a little bit of it off, but once she realized it was actually removing the mats, she absolutely loves it and insists on it, loudly purring the whole time (until eventually getting annoyed and hissing).

On the fourth session, finally large chunks of this crap started coming off. Now my floor is covered in balls of cat fur. There's still plenty more to do but at least an end is in sight to this furball nightmare.

 

[Picklechu]

Got one of Donny's buyout offers. Debating whether or not to take it, but I'm legitimately leaning towards it. I like my job, but cost of living is buttfucking me, and DC just isn't as fun as it was like a decade ago (although this is probably true for most major cities).

If I take it, I'll probably go home to Alabama when my lease expires in a few months, and take some time to think about what I want to do, where I want to live, etc.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Ate a full tray of Costco peri-peri chicken last night for dinner. Took at least six fiery dumps today in the office, my ass chapped to fuck. Never again.

Until next month folks.

 

[thog]

I got my Mini PC by my TV to play Youtube videos through Kodi with the API ad-free after spending a couple hours trying to figure out what I was doing wrong and leading myself in circles. I'm hoping to set up torrenting next. It's been fantastic, highly recommend.

 

[Hellwalker]

I have learned that I need to press and hold on the like button to use more stickers than just the like sticker when mobilefagging.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Today I woke up at 5:10 am to the sounds of a cat in destressed outside. The sounds were almost like moaning or like a cat having acks and pain. At first I kept laying on my bed but it wouldn't stop outside. So I finally got up and got out of the house to check and see what was going on. Outside on the porch, it was two stray cats screwing each other. To quote Ananswerd oddities "That was quite the sight". One was a black cat and the other was a fat grey one. Later today I saw both cats casually walking down the street not together but like if neither of them made love to each other just a several of hours before. Our natural world is a strange but wonderful place.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Today I "miraculously" "fixed" a zoomer coworker's lunch by disassembling his sandwiches and adding a pinch of salt to the buttered sides. Some time ago he began to complain that his snacks felt like he was biting into a cold kitchen sponge dressed in snot. I've never seen a kid so happy after a simple bologna and cheese sammich. Is salt outlawed in today's society or something?

 

[glass_houses]

Today I wondered if cutting yourself and bleeding all over the potatoes you're supposed to be cooking counts as cannibalism if you go ahead and eat them anyway.

 

[Detective Carey]

No but it may count as midwest emo cuisine.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Today I finally realized why the omni-brand in Sheep in The Big City was called Oxymoron.

It's because its mascot is a retarded ox. Ox, a moron, if you will.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Today I visited Herbert Hoover's hometown and payed respects to him and his wife.