Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

... So the KKK.

Are they prejudice towards fatasses?

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

This mentality is something that was hammered into millennials by their shitty boomer parents. It’s a key reason why a lot of millennials had kind of a “failure to launch” into the adult world or were very delayed in doing so: they refused to move out until they could immediately transition into maintaining the same lifestyle their parents gave them, instead of going out, grinding, struggling a bit, and building character in the process as had been done for generations before them.

I think this is also why we're now stuck with so many media jackoffs who believe we're all on the cusp of achieving a post-scarcity society, with infinite freebies for literally everybody who stumbles across a border. There was always a parent willing to co-sign another loan for them, they eventually got paying jobs doing pretty much nothing. Woke assholes are just another variety of detached wealthy people.

 

[Positron]

We’re all in agreement that Blobb wouldn’t date a tranny either right?

More like: not even a tranny would date him.

The fuck does this nigga talking about?
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I'm not sure if Conservativism is tied with Sadism but social justice definitely stems from the desire to be abused, bound, and flagellated.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

I'm not sure if Conservativism is tied with Sadism but social justice definitely stems from the desire to be abused, bound, and flagellated.

Not a fucking surprise seeing how many feminists are into BDSM as subs.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

“Dealt with accordingly”
He’s soooooooo close to saying he’s got a final solution to the white question. What’s everyone’s guess to what it’ll take for him to fully get there?

Chip getting into a car wreck with a centrist?
Police shooting and subsequent riots in Bahstan?
Getting fired from the escapist, again?
Breath of the Wild 2 getting delayed?

It’d be like Falling Down but openly funny.

The idea of Bobbyboi working hard at anything, especially this, LMAO. There are times when I’m not sure if Bob’s a Poe or not. Nobody’s this thick and able to hold a job righ-...ohhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[Flexo]

I think I've figured out that Bob is a retro-leftist. Apparently in the 1920s there was a left-wing literary historian Vernon Parrington who said, “Rid society of the dictatorship of the middle class,” [referring to both democracy and capitalism], “and the artist and the scientist will erect in America a civilization that may become, what civilization was in earlier days, a thing to be respected.”

Just swap out the call back to the past with a forward view of the future and it reads exactly like Bobby.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It’d be like Falling Down but openly funny.
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In case anyone is wondering what exactly Weinstein tweeted that has Bob's panties so twisted:

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

>Never have to work hard to assure my moral or intellectual superiority to my countrymen.
Yeah, keep telling yourself that Bob. Specially after you have shown everyone in the internet you are dumber than a sack of bricks when it comes to understand basic economical concepts and societal behaviour and you have absolutely no morals to go by after advocating for eugenics and ethnic cleansing.
Go back to primary school Bob. Maybe then you will understand to be a fucking human being.

 

[RockVolnutt]

>Never have to work hard to assure my moral or intellectual superiority to my countrymen.
Yeah, keep telling yourself that Bob. Specially after you have shown everyone in the internet you are dumber than a sack of bricks when it comes to understand basic economical concepts and societal behaviour and you have absolutely no morals to go by after advocating for eugenics and ethnic cleansing.
Go back to primary school Bob. Maybe then you will understand to be a fucking human being.

An important lesson for Bob.

• Be civil. Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

 

[elder god]

Bob retweeting some ice cold takes on modern warfare

Also this:

Translation: I can’t call it bad because black woman.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob retweeting some ice cold takes on modern warfare
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Translation: I can’t call it bad because black woman.

Isn't that the same reaction he had towards Ghostbusters 2016? He didn't like it and thought it shitted on an IP he liked.....but would lose his shit if anyone else criticized it because it's important that it succeeds to "own the dudebros" because it had women in it and was popular among the people he wants in with.

 

[Ecto-1A]

More like: not even a tranny would date him.

I'm not sure if Conservativism is tied with Sadism but social justice definitely stems from the desire to be abused, bound, and flagellated.

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Maybe they want to be dominated by the blacks as "payback" for slavery, hence being white slaves, or that they have the same wet dreams of being whipped by blacks like in Starship Troopers:

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Isn't that the same reaction he had towards Ghostbusters 2016? He didn't like it and thought it shitted on an IP he liked.....but would lose his shit if anyone else criticized it because it's important that it succeeds to "own the dudebros" because it had women in it and was popular among the people he wants in with.

Basically. It was sort of like the Russ Pitts drama were he wanted to defend him but knew if he did the social justice hoard would go after him. Both times he essentially had to straddle the fence between what he actually supported and what he was obligated to support as a "proud ally" to the SJWs.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Also this:

At least they saved me watching the video and watching an average summer flick.
The Escapist doing good to the community. Saving me both money and the need to hear Bobs voice.

 

[BubbleButt]

Disinclined is such an unwieldy word, just say "I can't really discourage its viewing, either." Also, you don't use an apostrophe when using 'it' as a possessive, numb nuts. Contraction only.

A little advice you'll never take: Stop using "difficult" words because you think they make you look smart, Bob. It makes you look like a high school level writer who just got a word-a-day calendar.

 

[Judge Dredd]

He’s soooooooo close to saying he’s got a final solution to the white question. What’s everyone’s guess to what it’ll take for him to fully get there?

3 weeks ago.

Bob retweeting some ice cold takes on modern warfare

The original tweet chain is a novel length mess that was too long for me to bother reading.

https://twitter.com/mistermegative/status/1138806505116000256

It's the same kind of postmodern "hurr durr real war games should be boring!" gotcha they were making 10 years ago.

Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks

Designers say the new game explores the endless paperwork, routine patrolling a modern day soldier endures in photorealistic detail.

www.theonion.com

All they need is a "hurr durr Modern Warfare man is gay!" joke to complete the set.

What they fail to realize is that the joke they are trying to make is a condemnation of the walking simulators they used to praise since their idea of a "boring" FPS has more going on than Gone Home, Dear Escher, and Sunset combined.

I'm over thinking it. Anyone reading those Tweets can tell it's virtue signalling, "no fun allowed" complaining, and for Bob a chance to stick it to those dudebros that ruined gaming by liking something outside of 80s Nintendo. Bob is even worse than his own strawman since the "anti-thinker" dudebros would just say "Brah, Mario is gay" and then go back to playing Madden. They wouldn't be re-tweeting tweet chains longer than the Godfarther trilogy for petty revenge against people who've forgotten he existed.

 

[RedAntz]

Okay, now I know that going after Bob for his fashion sense is a bit of an easy target, but what the fuck is this? What made him decide "clown flag t-shirt and suit jacket" was a winning look to wear in a video? Has Bob ever been photographed wearing a button down shirt? If he wore one would he die?

Not to mention the horrible production values. The nice green outline he has is compelemented nicely by the fact that the green background is lit so harshly it gives him a nice green tint. Anyway, the review is nothing special, he doesn't go on about how great a black lead is, its just generic filler about how the leads have "chemistry" and "charm."

 

[BubbleButt]

It's the same kind of postmodern "hurr durr real war games should be boring!" gotcha they were making 10 years ago.

Spec Ops: The Line is 7 years old. They've gotten their boring military FPS with negative theming and messaging, but no one talks about it anymore unless prompted.

Okay, now I know that going after Bob for his fashion sense is a bit of an easy target, but what the fuck is this? What made him decide "clown flag t-shirt and suit jacket" was a winning look to wear in a video? Has Bob ever been photographed wearing a button down shirt? If he wore one would he die?

At his sister's wedding.

And he looked like an uncooked turkey posted to a down stuffed mannequin adorned with an ill-fitting shirt.

Not to mention the horrible production values. The nice green outline he has is compelemented nicely by the fact that the green background is lit so harshly it gives him a nice green tint. Anyway, the review is nothing special, he doesn't go on about how great a black lead is, its just generic filler about how the leads have "chemistry" and "charm."

Bounce lighting goes a long way. I know I always harp on this, but for fuck's sake, you'd think someone with 10+ years experience doing this would know that by now.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

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Okay, now I know that going after Bob for his fashion sense is a bit of an easy target, but what the fuck is this? What made him decide "clown flag t-shirt and suit jacket" was a winning look to wear in a video? Has Bob ever been photographed wearing a button down shirt? If he wore one would he die?

Not to mention the horrible production values. The nice green outline he has is compelemented nicely by the fact that the green background is lit so harshly it gives him a nice green tint. Anyway, the review is nothing special, he doesn't go on about how great a black lead is, its just generic filler about how the leads have "chemistry" and "charm."

Hey Bob, there is a new invention out there that I think you need to get. It's called a neck.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Is it just me or does it look like someone photoshopped his head onto a muppet's body?