Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Hamplanet Fitness said:
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You don't even know what dick tastes like. You're a virgin by your own admission.
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Most people outgrow this kind of stuff (if they were ever weird enough to be into it in the first place) by the time they turn 16, y'know.
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I think Steph uses occult fantasies to help her cope with how pathetic her really is.

She wants it all to be real so bad, because in her mind then she would be a badass, sexy succubus. But the reality is shes a whiney, entitled mongoloid that has amounted to nothing in her life.
 
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Again with fetishizing trans people. Most people don't run out seeking a trans partner. They meet someone they like and if they're trans, then that's just a fact. It's not like saying "Oh I like redheads", it's fetishizing their dysphoria and their predicament.
Just admit you want to fuck men. All the people you've 'married' have been men, you thirst for cock, and not even subtly. You don't even mention cis women or post op trans women. It's all about the dick with you.
 
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PuckishRogue said:
Again with fetishizing trans people. Most people don't run out seeking a trans partner. They meet someone they like and if they're trans, then that's just a fact. It's not like saying "Oh I like redheads", it's fetishizing their dysphoria and their predicament.
Just admit you want to fuck men. All the people you've 'married' have been men, you thirst for cock, and not even subtly. You don't even mention cis women or post op trans women. It's all about the dick with you.
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please note that the trans man (vagino) in her fantasy is the only one she's not having sex with. almost like she doesn't like vagina or something. Course she'd spin it as "it's because I don't like men, shitlord" but we all know tgirls are just men playing pretty princess to her. Vaginas are iiiccckkkyyy and gurlz are only cute when they've got cute little peens to penetrate, a strapon just won't do.
 
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...she's a virgin, and always will be from the sounds of it.
 
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She just keeps raising and raising and raising her sexual standards so she can justify the complete lack of sexual interest others have in her.

Classic incel move. "Bisexual Satanic transgirl who will help with my activism and be ok with my ghost husbandos" is the new "5'2" blonde haired white virgin who is horny all the time and will be my fuckmommy".
 
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Hamplanet Fitness said:
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...she's a virgin, and always will be from the sounds of it.
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It's an interesting strategy on her part. Make your standards so insanely weird that you'll never find anyone but you can claim it's them and not you. Also, I'd like a bumper sticker that says "I'm only comfortable with random sex if it's in the context of magic" :lit:
 
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meepmapmop said:
It's an interesting strategy on her part. Make your standards so insanely weird that you'll never find anyone but you can claim it's them and not you. Also, I'd like a bumper sticker that says "I'm only comfortable with random sex if it's in the context of magic" :lit:
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Just don't drive through Endicott with that bumper sticker.
 
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keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:
ngl those dildos are pretty dope.
they'd probably hurt though.
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I'd be cautious of putting any untreated stone in your body. Some have been shown to actually melt and others are just straight up toxic. Get a black glass one, generally prettier and more body safe. Knowing Staph though, she'd probably get and use one just for the ~aesthetic~, assuming her malformed genitalia is compatible with something of that size.

Source: overenthusiastic ex-sex store clerk
 
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anonsocio said:
I'd be cautious of putting any untreated stone in your body. Some have been shown to actually melt and others are just straight up toxic. Get a black glass one, generally prettier and more body safe. Knowing Staph though, she'd probably get and use one just for the ~aesthetic~, assuming her malformed genitalia is compatible with something of that size.

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Bitch eats hand sanitizer for pity points, I don't think she'd be above using poisonous Malachite or Tigers Eye in her cooch. Those release copper in water and can lead to copper poisoning, which causes a form of anemia.
 
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I wonder if she’ll actually get someone to go on a date with her... Even more far fetched is the idea that she might possibly have a romantic interest sometime soon. It’s nice to imagine the laughs that would ensue, though, because she would have to find someone equally as batshit crazy as her to be with. Although they have to have a soft birb uwu so that narrows down most of the people on okcupid because it’s almost entirely populated by feminist cis women/AFAB enbies the last time I checked. All of the dudes on there are just creepy old guys and Indian college students, so good luck with that. Who knows though? Maybe she’ll meet up with someone and they’ll turn out to be the serial killer of her dreams 😍
 
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