Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Saney,

A judge does not "curse" people; he or she judges them. And if found guilty, they are then sentenced.

For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph (John 1:45) was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according to their actions" (Rev 20:12-13)?
 
Everyone,

Let me share something that I just said on the phone to my best friend...

Moses is the 'number 1' guy of Jews. Jesus son of Joseph is the number 1 guy of Christians and Muhammad is the number 1 guy of Muslims. What's the BIGGEST difference between these 'deliverers of GOD's Word'? Jesus didn't kill anyone.
Is his name Judas? Cause I got bad news about that guy.
 
Bucharest,

Technically, since I AM claiming to be the Messiah, everyone must decide if (A) I AM the prophesied Messiah or (B) a prophesied false messiah.

LegoTugboat,

Your mocking is noted.

Millions of people have received 'passing grades' from me. I don't formally record those. I've never been to a traffic court where good drivers have been asked to attend and they're 'rewarded' with a formal documentation of their good driving.
 
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Hello again Mr. Watson,

I took the liberty of going through the thread and gathering up all the sentences that have been distributed.

  1. ABW - 81 | Grade Fail F | 74 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  2. HawkerHurricane | Grade Fail F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  3. trombonista | Grade Fail F | Postponed
  4. Ruin | Grade Fail F | Postponed
  5. Billy_Sama | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  6. Kittentits | Grade Fail F | Postponed
  7. Absinthe | Grade Fail F | Postponed
  8. Shokew | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  9. Substrain-Seven | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  10. dcisp | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation
  11. Cubanodun | Grade Fail F | No Judgement
  12. Frank Rizzo | Grade Fail F | 666 Years No Reincarnation
  13. wristwatchswisswatch | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  14. Gene Parmesan | Grade Fail F |1777 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  15. Ravenor | Grade Fail F | Postponed
Please everyone let me know if anything was missed. I think this should be recorded for Posterity. Also I would highly suggest that anyone whose name has postponed sentences ask Mr. Watson for immediate Summary Judgement.
 
LegoTugboat,

Your mocking is noted.

Millions of people have received 'passing grades' from me. I don't formally record those. I've never been to a traffic court where good drivers have been asked to attend and they're 'rewarded' with a formal documentation of their good driving.
You don't think this kind of strictly negative reinforcement is bad for society? I know I've been much more inclined to give 100% at jobs where I feel appreciated as compared to the jobs I've had where they only ever told me I was fucking up.
 
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Xarpho,

Right now, it's a sunny day in Miami/South Florida. It's about an ideal 74 degrees in the sun. I can see the golfers are out on the course from the balcony window and I may go practice some putting and chipping before my orchestra rehearsal where I get paid well to play drums (timpani)! My girlfriend will be back for lunch and her mother is going to make me some eggs and wheat pancakes with sugar-free syrup! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. I AM very close to GOD and I AM doing GOOD by spending my valuable time47 on here trying to help everyone.

I AM in heaven.
 
Hello again Mr. Watson,

I took the liberty of going through the thread and gathering up all the sentences that have been distributed.

  1. ABW - 81 | Grade Fail F | 74 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  2. HawkerHurricane | Grade Fail F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  3. trombonista | Grade Fail F | Postponed
  4. Ruin | Grade Fail F | Postponed
  5. Billy_Sama | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  6. Kittentits | Grade Fail F | Postponed
  7. Absinthe | Grade Fail F | Postponed
  8. Shokew | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  9. Substrain-Seven | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  10. dcisp | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation
  11. Cubanodun | Grade Fail F | No Judgement
  12. Frank Rizzo | Grade Fail F | 666 Years No Reincarnation
  13. wristwatchswisswatch | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  14. Gene Parmesan | Grade Fail F |1777 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  15. Ravenor | Grade Fail F | Postponed
Please everyone let me know if anything was missed. I think this should be recorded for Posterity. Also I would highly suggest that anyone whose name has postponed sentences ask Mr. Watson for immediate Summary Judgement.
>tfw Brad-senpai doesn't judge you for the greatest transgression that is calling him "dude" (:_(
 
  1. ABW - 81 | Grade Fail F | 74 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  2. HawkerHurricane | Grade Fail F | 174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  3. trombonista | Grade Fail F | Postponed
  4. Ruin | Grade Fail F | Postponed
  5. Billy_Sama | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  6. Kittentits | Grade Fail F | Postponed
  7. Absinthe | Grade Fail F | Postponed
  8. Shokew | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  9. Substrain-Seven | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  10. dcisp | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation
  11. Cubanodun | Grade Fail F | No Judgement
  12. Frank Rizzo | Grade Fail F | 666 Years No Reincarnation
  13. wristwatchswisswatch | Grade Fail F |174 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  14. Gene Parmesan | Grade Fail F |1777 Years No Reincarnation | Bad Luck 4 Life | Born in Hellish Circumstances
  15. Ravenor | Grade Fail F | Postponed
I've copied this list to http://7seals.yuku.com/topic/910/CW...ene-Parmesan-receives-Judgment-D#.VLFHRpU5DmI . Thanks for compiling it; it saved me alot of time.
 
Millions of people have received 'passing grades' from me. I don't formally record those. I've never been to a traffic court where good drivers have been asked to attend and they're 'rewarded' with a formal documentation of their good driving.

That kind of confuses me. Would you mind explaining the exact purpose of these judgements? If there is punishments for bad people, are there no rewards for good people? As far as I understand it, that kind of is the whole idea behind Heaven & Hell in the classical variations of Christianity. Earthly life functions as kind of a proving ground for humans, and is itself neither really bad or really good (compared to hell and heaven respectively).

Now, as I understand it you reject the classical idea of Hell and Heaven being places you go to in the afterlife, instead proposing reincarnation, and thus Heaven and Hell are both things that everyone experiences individually in their lives on this earth, based on their behaviour in their previous lives, correct?

Your judgements and their sentences seem to work towards the "Hell" part of it, but so far I can't see any way to achieve Heaven that is somehow linked to God (or you). Wouldn't God want to reward good people by giving them certain advantages in their future lives to make it easier (or maybe even possible?) to achieve their personal Heaven? Unless of course with those passing grades (at least D+ onwards, I mean D just means you barely passed, with neither any outstanding positives or negatives) came sentences that did do that. But then my question is, why not document those, but only the bad sentences? I first assumed you documented the sentences to keep track of them and see that they're properly executed, but that would mean you have to keep track of the good ones, too.

In short: I'm a bit confused. Could you educate us a bit more on these judgements - their exact purpose, the purposes of keeping track of them, the exact methods of executing the judgement (including the process of communication between jurisdiction and executive), and - if possible - some kind of lawset?
 
"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."​

On 9/24/09, I googled Albert Einstein reincarnated and got I Think I Used To Be Albert Einstein by 19-year-old Donnie Darko on http://www.abovetopsecret.com . I first wrote this essay at 12:56 as a ‘posted reply’ to that ‘thread’ (p. 3) and it was then entitled 9 Requirements of Albert Einstein Reincarnated. On 3/15/10 (the day after Einstein’s Birthday), I tweaked it and posted it on http://www.GodlikeProductions.com/forum1/message1013610/pg1 as ‘Top 11’ ---. Now it’s…



Albert Einstein reincarnated - The 18 Requirements

“God does not play dice with the universe”.* – famous Albert Einstein quote refuting the newly discovered probability of quantum mechanics

Reincarnation has been proven scientifically based on: (A) energy is the property something has that enables it to do work, (B) the law of conservation of energy: energy cannot be created or destroyed, although it can change form, (C) the law of conservation of consciousness: consciousness cannot be created or destroyed, although it can be transferred, (D) the law of information: information can be created but not destroyed, although it can be transferred, and (E) the theory of luck...

Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] × [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contribution 4 + blessing 4]

Albert Einstein discovered wave/particle duality (which began quantum mechanics) by realizing that light was both waves and particles. Subsequently, it was discovered that all matter and energy is both waves and particles. Our lives are also both waves (our souls' eternal life) and particles (individual physical lives in linear time).

Those who say that "the math doesn't add up in relationship to reincarnation and the number of humans currently on Earth" are not taking into consideration animals and extraterrestrial life. Our ETernal soul has definitely not been restricted to being an Earth-bound human (therefore explaining the belief of ‘going to heaven’ as confusing it with ‘going up to the heavens’). And once 'one reaches the level of human', they can certainly return as an animal (and often do more good to 'the system as a whole').

Anyone claiming to be someone reincarnated would have to (1) fit into a timeline of ‘direct reincarnation’. Albert Einstein died on April 18, 1955. A potential direct reincarnation could not be born before his death and probably not too many years after. For anyone to be taken seriously while claiming that they were Albert Einstein reincarnated, he would feel an need to (2) correct mistakes and tweak other stances taken in his science as well as producing some most serious 'beyond Einstein theories'!

Besides promoting The Conglomerate of Nonparallel-Universes Theory (Universe Creation Theory), the reincarnated Einstein must (3) discover Einstein's unsolved unified field theory: Unified Strings (U21S19) Theory (M-theory + time analysis) - physics' ‘theory of everything’. He'd also have to (4) discover Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4 algorithm or FOD=6_4 (on PlanEt Nestor) - the true theory of everything which covers unified strings (U21S19) theory under its umbrella. Einstein would return to (5) discover S=19 (18.6) Theory (algorithm/repetitive pattern/'fractal'). He'd also discover the (6) Speed & Power of Thought Theory (similar to Quantum Entanglement), whereas, thought - especially GOD/FOD's thought - can travel much faster-than-light, thus defying linear time and locality. The transmigrated Einstein wouldn't only (7) discover the Theory of Renativity, he'd be 'one of the incarnations of the Messiah'. He'd also discover the closely connected Conglomeratal Energy eternal and Conglomeratal Relationships eternal Theories all based on E=mc2.

This reincarnated Einstein would also have to (8) provide some new 'coincidental' insight on his birth (3.14) and death at age 76 on April 18, and his rebirth, as well as (9) a ‘beyond E=mc2 theory’ that includes a symbolic aspect of the name ‘Albert58 Einstein’ (E in st, e in). (10) The ‘continued soul of Einstein’ would provide some CLASSIFIED INFORMATION on his activities during World War II re: his work with the US Navy on The Philadelphia Experiment.

Since we're discussing the science of reincarnation, this person would have to (11) discover the scientific Reincarnation Theory & its 24 Principles/Theory of Luck which includes (12) an updated modification of Einstein's separability principle and how it applies to reincarnation, whereas, systems (souls) with different locations in space have independent realities’. Souls remain ‘separate and independent’ throughout the eternal reincarnation process. Also, he’d have to (13) provide the 'soul thread' of who he was before being Einstein.

For a reincarnation theory to be proven experimentally, there must be more than one example of direct reincarnation. Einstein would return and (14) identify those reincarnations closest to him: his second wife Elsa Einstein (Sivabruntha 'Brenda' ---), his first wife Mileva Maric Einstein (Janna Levin), Marilyn Monroe (Janet Jackson), his closest political ally Franklin Roosevelt (Barack Obama), his arch nemesis Fuhrer Adolph Hitler (George Walker Bush Jr.), and other prominent celebrities of his day 'returning' today.

Besides being a scientist, Einstein was an accomplished musician (violin & piano) and (15) would have to demonstrate the 'next level' in this life: professional musician. Einstein also had his social, political, philosophical, and even religious 'missions'. There would have to be (16) a clear continuation of those missions in this lifetime.

"If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music... I get most joy in life out of music."

(17) Prove conclusively that there is a GOD/the system as a whole/the universal quantum computer where particles not only collide, they compute, etc.

*GOD does play dice with this universe. However, He knows all probabilities and Her dice are loaded!

(18) There is GOD-guided evolution including biocentric universe, decisions, purpose, intelligent design, complexity, sudden catastrophes, 'appearance of randomness', reincarnation and 'follow-the-leader', Gaia, panspermia, and alien intervention.

Einstein was no biologist, yet, reincarnated he must be able to shed some light on creationism or evolution or choice C?

Albert Einstein (died 1955) is 'the key' to answering the question of reincarnation: either his eternal soul returns, thus proving transmigration or it doesn't, thus disproving metempsychosis (Greek). I was born in 1959 and have discovered the "7 Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' including Seal #7: Reincarnation Theory & its 24 Principles inc. Theory of Luck (google that). In my soul's previous human incarnation, I was Albert Einstein. I've used the scientific method - including experimentation - to prove that all our eternal souls pass through time by reincarnation.

Einstein was wrong about quantum mechanics, "this universe being eternal with no beginning and no end", his concept of God, and reincarnation. But he has returned to correct his errors and spread the truth.


Note: To view the correct unified field theory & theory of everything, see my tweaked NASA conference presentation of 4.21.14, Identifying 'True Earth-like Planets' - All New Worlds Are Built On 7_4 (like Earth) Or 6_4 at: http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com also at http://GOD704.wikia.com .



Non-coincidental synchronic reaction: After I posted and tweaked this on www.abovetopsecret.com – which was the 1st time I’ve compiled this list – I turned the TV on to the ABC World News with Charlie Gibson and looked for a ‘reaction’. In their final segment (9/24/09 18:58), they featured ‘Unlikely Animal Friends’ – a preview of an upcoming National Geographic Special. They showed an orangutan and a dog, a chicken and a cat, and a lion and an antelope lamb. After the orangutan and dog were shown playing together (it was very cute), their keeper said, “They would make you believe in reincarnation”. I try to watch the national news every night and have for over 40 years, and I’ve never heard them refer to reincarnation! 7/12/13 19:21 "Einstein theories proven...quantum mechanics...quantum computer" - The Big Bang Theory, The Bat Jar Conjecture on Ch 3. 19:35 "When Albert Einstein discovered the laser..." "Mission accomplished" - The Big Bang Theory, The Lunar Excitation. 1/9/15 07:47 FIU physics professor James Webb discussed general relativity, wormholes, and time travel on History Channel 2
 
Xarpho,

Right now, it's a sunny day in Miami/South Florida. It's about an ideal 74 degrees in the sun. I can see the golfers are out on the course from the balcony window and I may go practice some putting and chipping before my orchestra rehearsal where I get paid well to play drums (timpani)! My girlfriend will be back for lunch and her mother is going to make me some eggs and wheat pancakes with sugar-free syrup! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. I AM very close to GOD and I AM doing GOOD by spending my valuable time47 on here trying to help everyone.

I AM in heaven.

So the "Brad Watson" mentioned in the Sun Sentinal is you? You encounter children on a regular basis as well?

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sfl-0430dancing.jpg-photo.html

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sfl-features0307.jpg-photo.html

http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/20...0_1_21st-century-space-brad-watson-astronauts

If someone else has already gotten these links, I am sorry for bringing them up now. I am going to examine your recent post in the next day.

I hope that you keep returning here and enjoy your stay!
 
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I have another forum everyone is invited to check out, http://revelationrevealed.proboards.com .

AWB-81,

Our 'relationship' is very one-sided, wouldn't you agree? You're asking me alot of questions here - some very personal - and wanting to make alot of my Internet history very well known while hiding behind your anonymity. It's time to reveal yourself.

Who exactly are you? Where do you live? What do you do for a living? What are your religious beliefs? What scientific and mathematical education do you have in which to judge me? Have you ever had any psychiatric evaluation? Please answer all these questions before commenting any further here. That's only fair and balanced, right? Answer that.
 
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Mr Watson,

Now this is fascinating. You judge me and seemingly do not know anything about me. You truly are an extraordinary individual.

If you were really the Christ, you would have omniscience. Yet in this incarnation, you do not. I think you should question that. Why do you not know who I am?

Who am I that even the True and Honest "son of God" does not know who I am and renders judgement from a lack of knowledge?

Anyway, I did not mean to upset you and I hope you keep coming back...
 
fuhrer is a title. if you're going to use it for Fuhrer(6) Adolph(6) Hitler(6), you have to have President(9) George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr(6)

it doesn't work.

also what did you do for the 5 years between einstein dying and you being born?

did your soul just chill with a few ecto-blunts or where you reincarnated as someone else who died as a child?
 
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I have another forum everyone is invited to check out, http://revelationrevealed.proboards.com .

I found your thread about Jupiter and the 74% of gravitational forces acting on the sun there. Sadly it just consisted of a dead link to Wikipedia, and checking the current Wikipedia article about Jupiter doesn't mention that figure.

However, I found something that might interest you: Have you heard of the Jovian-Plutonian gravitational effect?
On 1 April 1976, Moore stated to radio listeners that an astronomical event would take place at 9:47 a.m. that day, a conjunction of Jupiter and Pluto, which was expected to have an effect observable everywhere. As Pluto passed behind Jupiter, it would briefly cause a powerful combination of the two planets' gravitation which would noticeably decrease gravity on Earth. If listeners were to jump into the air at that exact moment, they would find they felt a floating sensation.[5][6]

Soon after 9:47 on that morning, the BBC began to receive hundreds of telephone calls from people reporting they had observed the decrease in gravity.[5]

9:47 am... on the first of the 4th month of the year 1976 = (1+9+6)+7 = (16)+7 = (1+6)+7 = 77 = 7+7=14, as in 1/4/1976 - a recursive date using the 7_4=GOD algorithm!

Turns out it was all a hoax for April Fool's Day by the BBC
 
AppleChrisp,

Peace. You are a practicing Roman Catholic? How often do you attend Mass? The Roman Catholic Mass as controlled globally by the Vatican/Pope refers to the 2nd Coming of the Christ, what three or four times? Which is it? We both agree that it's important to be mathematically accurate, right?

Are you a Bible reader? How well do you know the Bible?

I AM not ignoring your attack on me; we'll get to that.

Yes, I am a practicing Roman Catholic who goes to Mass every Sunday and sometimes more during the week.
The Vatican/Pope refers only to the fact that Jesus will come again at the end of time. Not three or four times before then. Have you spoken to a priest about the fact that you are the returned Christ? If not, why not? and if so, what have their reactions been?
Mathematic accuracy is not relevant to this discussion. As I said, math is cold, hard, and does not have the ability to prove the existence of God or the presence of Jesus. Human beings will always try to interpret science and numbers in order to find explanations for things, and the Catholic church indeed understands the importance of science in discovering the truth about our world. Not only do we have the ability to do this, but we have an obligation to seek the truth. We must also acknowledge that as human beings, we are inherently flawed and not perfect, therefore our interpretations of things will never be perfect.
I am not attacking you personally because I believe you have some sort of disorder and need some serious help. You cannot fault me for being skeptical. The Bible indeed tells us that there will be many FALSE PROPHETS. You seem like the poster child for this.
One of your many dead giveaways that you are NOT THE CHRIST is that while you claim to be a TEACHER, you do not teach. A teacher addresses questions. A teacher encourages critical thinking and ENCOURAGES questions. You do none of these things. Instead of addressing questions, you ignore them and repeat the same meaningless thing over and over, despite it being debunked by other forum members. Instead of encouraging critical thinking and encouraging questions, you condemn them and place curses on people.
How can you even view this behaviour as Christian? I don't doubt that you are devout in your love for God, but like all the rest of us you have flaws. The Christ, God incarnate would not have these sinful flaws.
 
@Brad Watson_Miami I haven't heard about the law of conservation of consciousness. Does that mean my grandma hasn't lost her mind? I have suspected that she has been inside my lizard for weeks now. Also, have you performed any miracles? I want some proof, not your silly numbers game. I believed everything until you pulled that little stunt ith Reagon. Seriously, shortening Wilson to one letter to make it fit? Also, you're doing it wrong. Here's how actual Jewish mystics did it, which you would know if you were really a reincarnated Jewish rabbi from the second temple era.http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gematria
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami
You keep asking us to see your outside information or whatever, and we're not going to do that. Also none of us believe you're a messiah, no offense but most of us think your mental faculties may be fading. You say you're reincarnated from Einstein and that you came up with proof for it but you refuse to tell us if you came up with that proof before or after you decided you were who you say you are. You don't use any calculus in your calculations so i'm just going to presume you're not.
 
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