Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Hey everyone,

I want to tell you all a story. 14 years ago, I encountered a woman who was just like Mr. Watson. She believed she was the prophetess and even god incarnate of Jesus Christ. The place we were at had lots of special people like her so most of us at the time could only sit and laugh. You could not fix her and arguing with her was pointless. It was funny she was passing out judgments at those who irritated her and using numbers to determine when the earth would end.

Here is the important thing. 2 weeks later she received electro shock therapy(ECT). I saw here again and she was a totally different person. She was calm polite and completely quiet. She was no longer ranting or raving in her dress made from a bedsheet. She was completely different. I encountered others who had finally gone back on their meds and learned something about the disease called Mania. Most people who have it can at times be raving lunatics and after their meds they are totally different people. One woman almost jumped off a dam to her death before being stopped by the police.

You could say that the Brad Watson you see in the videos is a totally different person from the Brad Watson who is ranting at us now. He is very likely in the throws of Mania. Telling from his posts he is experiencing the HyperColor phase of it.

Below is a link to a blog where a person describes a Manic Experience:

http://natashatracy.com/bipolar-disorder/bipolar-disorder-type-i-mania-delusions-grandeur/

As the week progressed and my mania increased everything started coming in brilliant detail. As I drove past fields of grass no longer could I see the wind blowing across a field, but instead as I looked out I saw millions of individual blades of grass blowing. It was like a clarity I have never seen. Everything was in super sharp focus. It was like a whole new world, and it was beautiful. But as it progressed the more I saw in detail the more I felt “one” with nature, to the point where I thought that I could BE one with the wind.

One afternoon driving home from work I thought that I was so in tune to the nature around me I could drive with my eyes closed. I rolled down my window and extended my arm out as far as I could, each finger spread out wide. I gently at first started letting the wind guide my arm up and down, then at the precise moment I felt it “carry” me I closed my eyes and let the wind guide me down the interstate. This abruptly ended when I hit the side of the road. I was so torn between some part of my mind telling me I was crazy and the utter disappointment I felt with the wind for not guiding me and keeping me on the road.

I ended up in the hospital the next week.

His description of being in heaven and the wonderful weather around him sounds very similar, huh? If you want to get extra judgement points, talk to Brad about this.

[Gene Parmesan] got an initial 666 years of judgement for having this thread labeled insane.
 
From Brad Watson's Facebook page:
"A stranger saw me with my girlfriend and said to me, "Wow! That woman is beautiful! You must be rich to have landed her?" "Nope, I've got very little money." "Uh, did she marry you for a green card?" "Nope. We're not married; she's my girlfriend and she's an American citizen." "Really? How did you attract her initially?" "On our first date, I told her I was Albert Einstein reincarnated and a few months later, I told her I was the reincarnation of Jesus the Christ." "Wow!" He exclaimed, "I've got to try that." "
And the award for 'the pickup line to get the most out of hand' goes to...
 
Gagamaru,

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the prophesied "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist of The Revelation Ch 13. The Bible doesn't state that the "2nd Beast" also has the mark of 666. Adolph Hitler was not the "1st Beast" or "2nd Beast"; the Christ had not returned yet and fulfilled the prophecy of The Revelation 5:1-10:10. George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr(6) was/is the prophesied "2nd Beast"/Antichrist.

What is an "ecto-blunt"? After my soul was Albert Einstein, I was not "reincarnated as someone else who died as a child". At this time, I prefer not to disclose what my soul was and where my soul went for the four years between Einstein's death and my birth.
 
Were you judged by the Pope because of heresy, and forced to dwell in limbo before you could take your current form?
 
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Gagamaru,

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the prophesied "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist of The Revelation Ch 13. The Bible doesn't state that the "2nd Beast" also has the mark of 666. Adolph Hitler was not the "1st Beast" or "2nd Beast"; the Christ had not returned yet and fulfilled the prophecy of The Revelation 5:1-10:10. George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr(6) was/is the prophesied "2nd Beast"/Antichrist.

What is an "ecto-blunt"? After my soul was Albert Einstein, I was not "reincarnated as someone else who died as a child". At this time, I prefer not to disclose what my soul was and where my soul went for the four years between Einstein's death and my birth.
There is no "second beast" anywhere in the Bible and "Jr" is a title, not part of his name. Also, 666 doesn't equal three sixes, and Adolf Hitler's name is spelled wrong.

But anyway, since you're the Messiah, what's in it for me? Eternal bliss or everlasting torment in the 9th circle of hell?
 
And he is off again...

That did not last long this time. Think he might have read something he did not like?

He was here less than 25 minutes and only made one response. No new judgments issued.
 
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Would you mind explaining the exact purpose of these judgments? If there is punishments for bad people, are there no rewards for good people? As far as I understand it, that kind of is the whole idea behind Heaven & Hell in the classical variations of Christianity. Earthly life functions as kind of a proving ground for humans, and is itself neither really bad or really good (compared to hell and heaven respectively).
MurcDusen,

Peace. First, do you believe in GOD? Jesus the Christ was God-incarnate? The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 20:12-13)?

This plan-it was conceived of by The Creator (me) to not only be a home for us humans, but it was designed and built so as to be "heaven on Earth" for us. I've also conceived, designed (with the FOD=6_4 algorithm/code) and built(64=B2+U21+I9+L12+T20) the Planet Nestor for us humanoids to experience paradise on that world

Now, as I understand it you reject the classical idea of Hell and Heaven being places you go to in the afterlife, instead proposing reincarnation, and thus Heaven and Hell are both things that everyone experiences individually in their lives on this earth, based on their behavior in their previous lives, correct?
Correct with a caveat. I AM not "proposing reincarnation"; it has been proven by science. Google that, see the work of Dr. Ian Stephensen, psychiatrists who've performed past-life regression*, read the book Soul Survivor and research Seal #7: Reincarnation Theory & its 24 Principles inc. Theory of Luck.

*Synchronism: 1/11/15 08:47 Ben Franklin & Abraham Lincoln Quick & Loans ad on ABC

Your judgments and their sentences seem to work towards the "Hell" part of it, but so far I can't see any way to achieve Heaven that is somehow linked to God (or you). Wouldn't God want to reward good people by giving them certain advantages in their future lives to make it easier (or maybe even possible?) to achieve their personal Heaven? Unless of course with those passing grades (at least D+ onwards, I mean D just means you barely passed, with neither any outstanding positives or negatives) came sentences that did do that. But then my question is, why not document those, but only the bad sentences? I first assumed you documented the sentences to keep track of them and see that they're properly executed, but that would mean you have to keep track of the good ones, too.
Like I've stated here before, I've never heard of a traffic court judge having people who drive really well called into their court and rewarding them with a document acknowledgment of their good driving. I acknowledge good behavior all the time. Have you done something GOOD that you want GOD to know about? GOD knows everything; God-incarnate certainly does not. Do you want me to know more about you? If so, tell me.

Could you educate us a bit more on these judgments - their exact purpose, the purposes of keeping track of them, the exact methods of executing the judgment (including the process of communication between jurisdiction and executive), and - if possible - some kind of lawset?
I AM spending a significant amount of time on this bizarre and insulting forum so as to do just that. I keep a record of Facebook Judgments on FB "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories". Go on my forum http://7seals.yuku.com ; you're welcome to post there.
 
Gagamaru,

Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6) was the prophesied "666 1st Beast"/Antichrist of The Revelation Ch 13. The Bible doesn't state that the "2nd Beast" also has the mark of 666. Adolph Hitler was not the "1st Beast" or "2nd Beast"; the Christ had not returned yet and fulfilled the prophecy of The Revelation 5:1-10:10. George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr(6) was/is the prophesied "2nd Beast"/Antichrist.

What is an "ecto-blunt"? After my soul was Albert Einstein, I was not "reincarnated as someone else who died as a child". At this time, I prefer not to disclose what my soul was and where my soul went for the four years between Einstein's death and my birth.

so then why did you bother mentioning adolf hitler (5, 6) previously?

were you reincarnated as a hamster? they have short lifespans

really, jesus > einstein > your nutjob self leaves out many hundreds of years of wackyness that you could fill in. maybe you were also joan of arc, a potato, da vinci, the maquis de sade. theres so much potential backstory you're missing out on!
 
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Correct with a caveat. I AM not "proposing reincarnation"; it has been proven by science. Google that, see the work of Dr. Ian Stephensen, psychiatrists who've performed past-life regression*, read the book Soul Survivor and research Seal #7: Reincarnation Theory & its 24 Principles inc. Theory of Luck.

*Synchronism: 1/11/15 08:47 Ben Franklin & Abraham Lincoln Quick & Loans ad on ABC

Brad Watson just cited a quicken loan ad. Look! Does this sound like the work of a man who is sane?


Look at his statement...
 
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He bills himself as author of the sequel/prequel to the Bible & Qur'an, which is a shrewd business move by him.
That's false. So far, I've been giving away for FREE the 74-page booklet There Are No Coincidences - there is synchronism, design and alignment.

The gist is, he's really into religious numerology.
That's also false. I AM a scientist who has discovered several 'beyond Einstein theories. Your inability to recognize an algorithm prevents you from understanding the difference between a repetitive mathematical pattern and numerology.

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The Theory of ‘Everything’ covering Interdisciplinary Science including Unified Strings (U21S19) Theory, Mathematics, Comparative Religion,
World History/Culture, Linguistics, Music, Art, Architecture, & Sports

Plan-it Theory
GOD=7_4 algorithm (Earth) or FOD=6_4 (Planet Nestor) Design Worlds Theory

‘True Earth-like planets’ are worlds with not only all the Goldilocks features required for the evolution of complex and intelligent life, they have produced humanoid civilizations in their past, present or future. Our planet and all true Earth-like ‘plan-its’ were/are designed through a very simple mathematical model of 7_4 or 6_4.

7_4 algorithm variations: 7+4, 7-4, 7×4, 7÷4, 74, 47, 704, 407, 7004, 4÷7, 4 7s, 7 4s, 77 77, 7 40;
7+4, 7-4, 7×4, 74, 47, 704 (GOD), and 7004 (good) are most common.

6_4 algorithm variations: 6+4, 6-4, 6×4, 6÷4, 64, 46, 604, 406, 6004, 4÷6, 4 6s, 6 4s, 66 66, 6 40;
6+4, 6-4, 6×4, 64, 46, 604 (FOD), and 6004 (food) are most common.


algorithm
: a logical arithmetical or computational procedure that if correctly applied ensures the solution of a problem; a set of steps that are followed in order to complete a computer process; a set of instructions designed to perform a specific task.

I've discovered a very simple repetitive numerical pattern/algorithm/‘fractal’ that's prevalent throughout nature and global culture that I call Plan-it Theory. Actually, this simple combination of 7 & 4 was first observed and recorded by the ancient Mesopotamians, Egyptians, Hebrews and others in the heavens and expressed through the precept of "As above, so below"[1] which was the leading principle of the practice of sacred geometry.

“Sacred geometry was designed to reflect the order of the heavenly bodies. It was an ancient art & science that was practiced openly in temple architecture for millennia until the Inquisition forced it into occult practice.”[2]

Anytime an idea19 is connect74ed to nature, it's not only logical - it was inevitable.

Note: This research paper utilizes some exposed Simple674 English774 Gematria874* (Linguistics): the number of letters in a word/name is expressed as a superscript and the gematric sum is displayed as a subscript.


The Ancients observed…


There are 7 moving objects in the heavens774 seen with the naked eye. They are known as the 7 planets of the ancients or 7 Classical Planets[3]: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn and 4 of these don't cast shadows on Earth (Venus can on a moonless night); 4 can't easily be seen during the day (Venus

(Page 1 of book Plan-it Theory)

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He has his own forum... which he posts messages that no one ever replies to.
Clearly false; you posted on it has have others.

Gene: You beckoned me here and I've know spent alot of time and effort here and may continue to do so. How about we meet in the middle on the name of this thread?...

Insane Brad Watson, Miami - Einstein Reincarnated & 3-Time All-Star Messiah (Now With Judgment Days!)

Do you accept this compromise? It would attract more visitors and isn't that part of your intention?
 
Brad's Wikipedia post...

The most popular spelling of the tetragrammaton - YHWH - is Yahweh by Jews and Jehovah by Jehovah Witness. Both of these are based on Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74) but neither is correct. Based on the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code*, YHWH(4 letters) = Jehovah(7) satisfies the equation, but so does YHWH(4)=Yehowah(7). Jehovah=J10+E5+H8+O(15)+V22+A1+H8=54/69 which are NOT significant Biblical numbers. Yahweh as 6 letters doesn't fulfill the GOD=7_4 requirement, but Yahweh=70=Y25+A1+H8+W23+E5+H8 does reflect the important Biblical number 70!

It was Moses, Aaron and his two sons, and the 70 elders of Israel - 74 altogether - who went atop Mt. Sinai - Exodus 24:9. 70 years (72) of Babylonian captivity. Jesus said, "70 x 7". It was 70 AD when the Temple was destroyed and the Jewish diaspora began. The Greek Septuagint means '70' and 70 (72) experts compiled it. But Yehowah=70/85=Y25+E5+H8+O(15)+W23+A1+H8. *http://GOD704.wikia.com - Albert Einstein 98.249.252.238 (talk) 13:42, 4 November 2014 (UTC)
Yes, I wrote that and it is correct. What exactly do you have a problem with besides your being an ignorant atheist and being ignorant of the linguistic science/art of Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74)?
 
Yes, I wrote that and it is correct. What exactly do you have a problem with besides your being an ignorant atheist and being ignorant of the linguistic science/art of Simple(6,74) English(7,74) Gematria(8,74)?
You know Brad, for being the reincarnation of the Christ you're not very forgiving. I've yet to see you forgive anyone's transgressions against you, real or perceived. Literally everyone you've judged has been found guilty and sentenced to some form of punishment. You also state at one point that it's up to us to determine if you're the real deal or one of the many prophesied impostors. I can say with the utmost conviction that you are an impostor. The real Jesus would forgive us, and remain civil.
 
Brad Watson,

You place me in an awkward position. I had gathered more documents, but your recent post proves my theory. You are severely mentally ill. (Likely manic or worse) I think that we all thought you were a bit cuckoo, but clearly from your posts. It is clear, that you have almost no perception of reality. I am very worried for you.

I could call someone, but to be quite honest unless it looks like you are going to hurt someone; there is nothing that can be done to help save you from yourself. There is nothing I or anyone can do to help you. More and more you will become detached from reality. I fear when children are around you as well, but it is my word and the listings on a forum against yours.

I truly feel sad for you. I am completely powerless to save you. I wish you all the best, but sadly I fear this will turn sour at some point. There are no real lulz to gather here. Just a vacant husk of a crazed delusional person.

Take care
 
You know Brad, for being the reincarnation of the Christ you're not very forgiving. I've yet to see you forgive anyone's transgressions against you, real or perceived.
Man, that guy blocked me just for calling him dude. No judgement, no reincarnation sentence, just like that, he blocked me.

>tfw Jesus hates you (:_(
 
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