🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I guess I just dont see what good keeping Ralph's name does for them, especially since they aren't even using his channel for it.
He's still more well-recognized than they are on their own even if a lot of that recognition is negative. Huffpo called him an "accomplished harasser" fairly recently and everything. You don't see them talking about that alligator guy and pancho.
 
Are they streaming on Ralfs dlive channel? If so, why?
The audience is the same and it's unnecessarily damaging not to use a recognised channel if it's available. Ralph is incentivised to let them do this because it 'keeps the channel warm' so to speak - he's very aware of how you haemorrhage viewers if you go inactive for too long.

Edit: or do you mean why aren't they on YT? I don't think Gator has enough of an audience to make a difference in viewers and no point investing in something you will inevitably be banned from if you get noticed.

Edit2: I am super retarded, I think he is using his Dlive channel that nobody watches. I assume this means if Ralph comes back he'll be trying to rival TRR? There's literally no other reason not to do it on Ralph's dlive unless the gunt is so drunk that they can't work out a revshare deal and Gator doesn't want to hand it all to Ralph.
 
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I think Panchomenco was the one who actually took the initiative in setting this up since he was pitching it to Ralph in one of the last shows Ralph managed to do. Though it makes sense that they'd use some variant of the TRR name since they're best known for being Killstream/TRR cohosts.

Yeah, Flamenco has been the one getting all the guests including SsethTzeentach a couple weeks ago. When Zidan was on the show he was doing the same thing. Seems like Ralph doesn't do shit except collect the money.
 
Has no one documented Ethan Ralph doxing his 5'7' Black Eyed grandfather yet? Why the hell would you post this, Ethan? You proved already you do not care about your family, or your wife, or your paypigs, or your show, or your life? Who has black eyes? Brown hair, black eyes, short.... maybe Ethan is not a race mixer, maybe he isn't huwite at all... sort of makes all those Aryans you had on your show look a bit silly. Of course, most of the alt-right guests you had were race mixing shills, anyway, Ethan. Do not post documents on the internet, Ethan. Your supply clerk grandfather would tsk-tsk at you, you silly goose... By the by, Thank you for your service, Grandpa Clyde Ralph. I hope your good boy made you super proud.
 

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Why in the fuck is Gator calling the show Scuffed TRR? That's fucking stupid. It also shows that he didn't quit the Killstream because he didn't have time to do it. He obviously quit because Ralph is fucking stupid and even Gator saw the writing on the wall. Why are they still sucking up to Ralph when he's passed out and MIA?
 
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Has no one documented Ethan Ralph doxing his 5'7' Black Eyed grandfather yet?
Not yet. I've been busy.
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From what I can tell the discharge was possibly due to a death in his family that caused him to have to return home to care for someone. He was discharged under separation code Sec III AR 615-362 listed reason: Dependency
this website seems to indicate all the qualifications under this section. It would likely have had to be an immediate family member to qualify with the code.


I see the few comments he got are mixed. A few people are ragging on him for it, some are being sympathetic. Posting this was likely a dumb idea though. The people ragging on him are for the fact that his dad served for 2 years as a supply clerk and never promoted in rank in the 2 years he served. I honestly don't know military stuff well enough to know about the matter myself. From an internet perspective though this looks like a attempt to gain some sympathy bucks or pity. Posting this all around seems like a dumb idea and is really out of left field.

Edit: also documenting the past tweets you guise were nice enough to screen cap but did not provide an archive link.
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This is the second time Gator tweets out the show announcement. In case you didn't get the first announcement guise.
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Gator retweeted this.
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The last couple days has offended more of the patrons of our dear Jcaesar187. Not even 2 days ago we went over the numbers showing Ralph descend down to 131 patrons. Maybe the "muh dad" pandering or the drunken tweets has caused the (((Pay Pigs to Rise Up))).
Ralph has lost another 4 patrons taking him down to 127 now.

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Still no changes to the "New Project 2".
This is made more hilarious with the starch contrast of the current stream going on right now. Gator with Null, some rando fuck, Randbot, flamenco, etc. are sitting at 1.1k live viewers. For weeks the Gunt couldn't break 600 viewers and now Gator is sitting at 1k on HIS CHANNEL. The callers are being vicious to Ralph as well. A few already have made mention of the fact of Ralph's bender he is on and stories have been told on stream about how some of Ralph's most successful shows have happened with him almost passed out drunk and the show being carried by the co-hosts and guests. I want to get this stream downloaded somehow because this is just.... Amazin

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Gator has blown the Gunt out the water by just talking about Chris Chan with Nool

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Evening Report: Gunt Fall Edition

Good evening and welcome to tonight's update on the ongoing search for a drunk Virginian redneck.

As you may be aware previous reporters brought you snippets of the Gunt's return to twitter but failed to bring you the hard hitting archive links. I will not fail where others have.

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Ralph has suffered multiple spelling errors and a sad attempt to dunk on JF which shows how out of it he still is when he either wasn't aware youtube livestreaming was down for everyone or honestly thought he could slip such a fail own past everybody. Either way, the comments have been tearing his ass a new one as you will be able to see in the spoiler.
Also as a comparison, see the numbers in terms of Lino JF earned for one stream vs. one Gator stream
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Our sleeper agent of the Gunt Gaurd, Gay-tor has been hard at work to try to save the audience while Ralph is drinking himself to death.
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Gator has gotten some light jabs in the comments, but nothing that the archive links won't have fully captured. Basically since school is out, our long lost soundboard host is stepping in since I am sure he realizes the audeince is hanging on by a thread and a whole week or more of no streams might spell the final decent into Mundane Matt numbers for Ralph.

Flamenco is going to be streaming too in an attempt to make up the difference, but nobody cared.
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Not even a single like for the now running Co-host of the killstream for a few months now. Not one person cared enough to like his tweet from hours ago. At least Gay-tor could have thrown him a like, maybe?

Over all it has been a shameful display. Gunt has lost 2 additional pay pigs since our last breakdown. Apparently all these shenanigans are weighing heavy on the people funding Spoony Ralph's life.
We were previous at 133 patrons and have now dipped to 131.


Still no changes to the "New Project 2".
It seems every week he almost consistently loses some. It's not large numbers, but as history keeps showing us in Ralph's case, they do not come back after they leave normally. I get the feeling that the one's who are still paying are desperately holding out hope that Ralph is somehow going to get over his feigned problems right now. I don't think that will be the case. This is a self feeding problem now. With every poorly received show, lack of good viewership, failed stream grift to other topics, etc. Ralph pulls himself further into his misery that causes his own problem.

I don't think he is drinking because his dad died or because his mom's health is poor. He is simply drinking because his success is fading in front of his eyes and every attempt he has made to reclaim it has gone nowhere. He is running out of tricks he can pull. Him lying to his mom in that audio clip about his view numbers was the most telling revelation that has come out in months. He is running from the fate that will ultimately catch up with him and he is out of ideas. This is much like what Tonka went through, although Tonka seemed to at least manage to stay sober more often through his downfall. Thinking back on all those oxyberry jokes now draws a sharp parallel to what Ralph is currently dealing with.

The past patreon breakdowns are in the spoiler below
It's been roughly a week since our last pay pig breakdown. New developments have arisen since the David Stay stream and the other past shows this week. While the shameless gifting off a Jim topic may have netted him some extra viewers and some more "Lino" than usual, it lost him Patrons. With the current rate of Lino, his gamble of shameless E-Grifting lost more than it gained.



On our last breakdown Ralph had 141 Patrons. He has now dropped to 133. If we assume that all of the patrons were $1 tier (which is being generous) he lost a guaranteed $8 a month for a one time payment of maybe $10 for a single night.






If his usual trend holds steady, he will not gain back patrons that he loses by any great degree. So he sacrificed 8 donators for one night of internet gibs. (this is assuming the David Stay interview is what caused the break off)



The "New Project 2" has had no discernible change. He is still sitting at 10 donators with a monthly pull of $67 a month.






Also we will include graphs once again and an archive to the Graphtreon link.






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It's that time again my dudes. Now this slipped past me yesterday, but Ralph put up a patreon Update yesterday (5/25/19) in the morning. He "apologized" for being out of it on the show and for being lackluster in his performance. He played the "muh dad died" violin for himself again.

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Now you may ask yourself: how did his patrons take this shitty apology? More of them left.



Ralph was sitting at 144 at the time of our last breakdown. He is still hiding his donation total and has not revealed it out of shame. So after this sad sack apology and trying to drum up a scrap of pity donations from the paypigs, he lost more patrons bringing the total now to 141.




His sad sack story seemed to have worked on the pigs at 'New Project 2' though. he got an additional supporter there, bringing the total now up to 10... the kicker though, its still the same donation total of $67 a month...

Apparently he must have lost some number of supporters then gained some back at lower donation amounts. So even with an extra supporter there now he is not getting a cent more


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Ralph did tweet about these updates to his paypig accounts as well yesterday. The interaction on these tweets is abysmal for an account with 35k followers.

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He copied the apology likely verbatim to New Project 2.



Also our Felon is streaming on Dlive for his Patron stream tonight.

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Will he pull off a hail mary and get any more supporters tonight? I doubt it. As previously, all former patreon updates are autisticly below. Also included a couple graphs from Social blade, compliments to the Cowboys. In case anybody wants a visual representation and just a staggering look at how far Ralph has fallen.

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I would agree with that. He has been kneecapped to the level that he won't piss other streamers off on the platform as bad since there is no contest that he is bringing over 4000 fans over to win instantly. I don't forsee him starting beef with another DLive streamer, but he doesn't have an in with the owners of this site like he did at Stream.me He won't get people being banned off the website at his whim and will have almost no backing from staff as they try to pander to more people to keep this weird Pewdiepie partnership they started going. Ralph has no hand left to play and is at the mercy of everybody else now.



So since the last time I publicly did the numbers, Ralph was sitting at 148 patrons on Patreon. That number did drop to 145 a couple days later which I archived without posting publicly about.


Now considering what just happened with Ralph having his archiver's channel deleted, a clipping channel burnt on the altar and Memology losing some channel privledges at the expense of doing Ralph a favor, you would think he might get a Sargon situation. His fans would see him in his time of need and rush in to pump some money into his public donation bucket and keep the Gunt afloat... You would be wrong. While this isn't a substantial change, Ralph lost an additional patron on Patreon bringing his number now down to 144 after being essentially showed the door by Youtube once again.




His darkest days have no shinning light at the end. Even when he is being pushed further in the dark, people are so sick of his shit that they would rather take that few grubby dollars out of his hand rather than let him keep them.



Once again like the last update, there have been no changes to his "New Project 2". Those 9 valiant souls giving on Masterson's platform will not be swayed by what ever fiendish plans devised by those dastardly Kiwis or those Loveable scamps at /Cow/.

This update will return again in due time to track our way down to 0 supporters.



Well I said a couple weeks but the numbers changed recently so the archive has been updated. Ralph has lost 9 additional patrons from just 4 days ago. Maybe posting about it reminded some people they are still funding him and they went and hit cancel? Who knows, just looking forward to that sub 100.




New Project 2 numbers have not altered since last update.

I did scroll down the page some to realize that Ralph is still supporting Metokur on Patreon. Despite the light jabs that Jim has made at the gunt, he was not swayed in his loyalty/fear of Jim.

Going to keep this Tracking going since @DispatchCommit is an inglorious faggot who can't be relied on since he got bored.

Ralph has lost even more patrons since my last archive. He was sitting at 170 and is now declined to 157. 13 people have jumped off the fund a fat fuck brigade.




Ralph's new project 2 has decreased by one. He was at 10 contributors with a monthly donation amount of $67 now he is at 9 contributors with a donation amount of $63. Five more dollars have been lost which would have been valuable Maker's Mark Money.






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Gay-tor has returned tonight. He is giving pre-guntscripted reasons why having Soph on again is A-OK. We also have a big Guest like Dick Masterson on and not up to those 4k viewers number this time. Sitting at 1.3k right now over 20 minutes into the show.



Maybe the numbers will go up, but this is pathetic. Guess minus the Internet Lawyer the full extra draw is not there? Or maybe most people are just sick of hearing this show and even Dick Masterson isn't enough draw to make their old audience return.

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Edit: also Ralph has lost more patrons. See his previous number from 2 weeks ago: https://archive.fo/XFjeZ

See it today: https://archive.fo/rY0QF

21 people decided they weren't funding the Maker's Mark supply chain anymore even after his "muh daddy died" stream.

Also, NewProject2: he Gained one paypig: https://archive.fo/jRVxU updated: https://archive.fo/82Rns

They donated $5 upping his monthly draw to a WHOPPING $72. That's almost 2 whole bottles of Maker's Mark.

Well he is sitting at 197 patrons on patreon with the amount hidden. Guess it's embarrassing to show. No Telling. Even if they were all $10 patrons that's only $1,970 a month. Hardly enough to buy Marker's Mark nightly and support both himself and Andy Warski now. Also I recall when he switched phones because his number was doxed by Cow that he got a phone through Cricket or some other bargain bin phone carrier. You don't sign up for a carrier like that if you have money.


His new project 2 account is a joke. 9 supporters with a total of $67 a month




me thinks that Ralph might be having the real money problems right now.
 
Aww OnionWizard got a shoutout by Null on Gator’s hosting of TRR
“OnionWizard would probably be better off dead”
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Honestly surprised Gator and Flamenco both are so open about not knowing what Ralph is doing. They even said they’re upset Ralph isn’t telling them what’s going to happen with the show.
Everyone is looking at Ralph and sees a very shrunken man (Gunt excluded)
 
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Ralph is definitely missing because Nora is leaving him. Think about it for a second. Ralph is gaying around with Andy and makes himself look like a complete idiot. Nora gets tired of his shit and tells him that if he doesn't shape up she will leave him. So Ralph stops drinking for a while. Well Nora ends up leaving him anyway. Let's call it the long distance relationship isn't working, it's me not you excuse women like to use when they are horny all the time and can't get fucked. So Ethan is now depressed and back to drinking.
 
Ralph is definitely missing because Nora is leaving him. Think about it for a second. Ralph is gaying around with Andy and makes himself look like a complete idiot. Nora gets tired of his shit and tells him that if he doesn't shape up she will leave him. So Ralph stops drinking for a while. Well Nora ends up leaving him anyway. Let's call it the long distance relationship isn't working, it's me not you excuse women like to use when they are horny all the time and can't get fucked. So Ethan is now depressed and back to drinking.

I have to think Nora was trying to find an out for a long time. Nora is no prize but she can do a lot better than Ralph.

I really think Ralph is going to become a true cow in the next six months as he winds down to a botched suicide attempt.
 
The show was surprisingly good tonight although I don't understand why streamers all got obsessed with the word scuffed.
It's ghetto slang. I've seen comments on the ghost show calling him things like scuffed hambone or scuffed ghostler.
 
I'll say it again, maybe some people will agree with me this time after tonight. Gator (and I guess Pancho) should just ditch Ralph and make a new show. Maybe even get Zidan back if he's willing
 
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