Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

I'm pretty surprised at the upvotes/downvotes in that /r/skeptic post. Reddit's trans community is its own exceptionally insane thing, which is why we're here making fun of it, but usually when troon issues this fucking stupid appear on neutral territory in Reddit, sanity largely prevails. I had to cleanse my palate with the response to the article on Twitter.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

when troon issues this fucking stupid appear on neutral territory in Reddit, sanity largely prevails

Color me fucking surprised, there might be fucking hope after all. I honestly thought that when a troon appeared they would eat it up like no tomorrow.

Nah. Being fat is more of a risk factor than taking IM estradiol valerate.

This is something that doesn't get repeated enough and not: being fat is fucking bad because it creates hormonal imbalances as well as healthy problems. But don't go around telling it or else the "healthy at any size" will go medieval on your ass.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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"Here's my psuedo-scientific take on why my fetish is actually an empowering natural thing I was born with. I can't help myself, transvesticistic eroticism is in my blood!"

Conflict of interest?

Check out all the self-congratulatory yodeling going on over at his Twitter. He has arrived.


Reddit did not entirely validate his identity. Hoh shit:

https://archive.li/C7ryX

Choice cut:
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Case closed:

https://archive.li/CXcie

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But wait, a rebuff from Scientific American:
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What a ringing endorsement!

https://archive.li/MlUDO

What a clown! With all of their credentials I was really really expecting something more polished. That article is a glorified blog post by a mentally ill guy who had the misfortune to start balding when he was 8 years old. How embarrassing for Scientific American! He fits the stereotypical transsexual with autogynephilia diagnosis to perfection, he ticks every single box of the textbook definition.

Spoiler: love me

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Bonus: (Clown World headquarters up in this bitch.)

It looks like a mutant burn victim.

 

[Potatis Salad]

Color me fucking surprised, there might be fucking hope after all. I honestly thought that when a troon appeared they would eat it up like no tomorrow.

Don't get me wrong, a troon wandering into /r/femalefashionadvice or /r/relationship_advice will be greeted by people falling all over themselves to show how ~accepting and helpful they are. But the upvotes/downvotes on truly egregious up-is-down-black-is-white troon ideology and "science" (like this article) almost always show that Redditors aren't drinking the Koolaid.

 

[Pickerd]

I am seriously shocked that the current lefty Right-Think involves denying that sexual reproduction exists.
I'm not being facetious at all, I'm honestly shocked. I knew the left always had an anti-science tilt, same as the right, but I thought out and out evolutionary denialism was the purview of the religious right.

 

[Tlazolli]

I fucking hated embryology in med school, but at least it prevented me from writing puff pieces about "yaaas queen ladybrains"

In order to be entirely biologically male except for a ladybrain would require the mother to take exogenous hormones that cross the placental barrier during rapid fetal brain development during the third trimester, but NOT during genital differentiation in the first. It's actually pretty time-specific.

How do I know this? Well some brave research team trooned out a bunch of monkeys

e: also IIRC the head researcher passed away during that study. at least he died doing what he loved: watching female rhesus monkeys with testosterone-fueled gigantic clits screech and hump each other.

Yeah I don't know why that was ever greenlit.

Homie gimme this study name, sounds like a trip.

 

[Sonya-chan]

>17 yrs old
Save this kid

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Homie gimme this study name, sounds like a trip.

I think the original studies went to the archive. Here's a review of it though

 

[Altera the Hun]

>17 yrs old
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The one thing this kid doesn't need right now is to go to a trans subreddit for advice

 

[NerdShamer]

Since we're o the subject of denying science, I present: troons downplaying one of the side-effects of HRT

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Since we're o the subject of denying science, I present: troons downplaying one of the side-effects of HRT

when the titty skittles go bad

he most likely has a prolactinoma

 

[Kotaro]

>17 yrs old
Save this kid
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Absolutely exceptional

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

What the fuck is this, Highlights for Kids?

>17 yrs old
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Aaaaaaand it's over for him. What follows is love bombing, pressuring him into taking hrt, sterilization, dick butchering & finally perhaps suicide.

Leave it to troons to sterilize the mentally ill.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

We get it, you want to be seen as one of the good trannies and this is an exposed nerve. Do not worry. All go to gulag in my book.

Anyway, we don't get enough ftm content so here's a selfie haul:

Spoiler: you mirin brah?

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Spoiler: frankenface

If you open none of the other spoilers then please just look at this one:

Spoiler: typical ftm

Why do all of these kids have the body and face type of Gibby from iCarly?

Bonus
Tutorial by a girl on how to shave in male pattern baldness

Do they use a fucking hacksaw to do these mastectomies? These are butcher jobs. Anyhow you can slice of the tits, but you can't do much about the hourglass shaped feminine waistline. Even after chubbing up on hormones, they are shaped like girls.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

We get it, you want to be seen as one of the good trannies and this is an exposed nerve. Do not worry. All go to gulag in my book.

Hm? No, I'm literally a doctor.

Anyway total mastectomy has fallen out of favor in oncology due to the ridiculous complication rates.

Still done in FtM care for some fucking reason.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

just

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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Ugly troon men love to hide behind japanese cartoon garbage. Pictures, bad memes, avatars...

 

[NerdShamer]

Do they use a fucking hacksaw to do these mastectomies? These are butcher jobs. Anyhow you can slice of the tits, but you can't do much about the hourglass shaped feminine waistline. Even after chubbing up on hormones, they are shaped like girls.

This is what happens when you go cheap.

 

[*extremely mom voice*]

r/traa continues to be a rich vein. Another FtM who wants to be a soft slender gay anime boi with white hair in that one extremely specific style.

It's gross when an MtF wants to both be and fuck a 15-year-old anime girl, so that means it's also creepy when an FtM writes fanfiction about 15-year-old anime boys, and subsequently wants to become one.

 

[Chin of Campbell]

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