Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Duke Nukem]

No he lurks. I think Null pre-emptively banned him.

Too bad, he would be...interesting to interact with.

 

[soIregistered]

I thought you couldn't read Lolcow without an account?

 

[Ryker]

I thought you couldn't read Lolcow without an account?

Off Topic needs an account to be read. I can read Lolcow just fine when not signed in.

 

[TL 611]

I thought you couldn't read Lolcow without an account?

Null changed it to member-only for a couple weeks when it appeared that Nick was using this thread to keep tabs on Anna, and was considering joining. It was reverted some time ago

 

[José Mourinho]

It's now the heater

 

[CWCissey]

I see Sick Nick is a fan of the 'twin sister is just the actor in drag' cliché.

It was funny when Laurel and Hardy did it, but if the Big Bang Theory did it, it would come across as just stupid.

That's probably why he likes the idea...

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

Too bad, he would be...interesting to interact with.

He does have Twitter. If you dare...

 

[Randall Fragg]

"What if it turns oot Hitler was right?"

I am going to projectile vomit forever, fuck. Sorry Nick, but I don't date literal neo-Nazis.

Nick and Tyce should team up. Both are nazis, both are idiots, and both have an unhealthy obsession with poop.
But Tyce is actually funny.

 

[José Mourinho]

India and spiritual diarrhoea

 

[drtoboggan]

He can actually smell himself when he tries to meditate. Interesting.

 

[Meowthkip]

India and spiritual diarrhoea

There was another Woodstock.

It didn't go well.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

There was another Woodstock.

It didn't go well.

Two of my older cousins were supposed to go to that Woodstock, but last minute unforeseen circumstances prevented them from making the trip.

Looking back on it, both of them were relieved they weren't there.

 

[Connor Bible]

The scummy man in my avatar is disappointed that this piece of shit (no pun intended) still walks the Earth.

 

[José Mourinho]

Bate is still watching us

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

Bate is still watching us

I dunno, man, you could, like, write like a normal goddamn human, ya cooch jockey.

 

[Coldgrip]

Bate is still watching us

People should donate soap to him instead.

 

[Connor Bible]

This guy needs an enema!

 

[Meowthkip]

This guy needs an enema!

He would probably enjoy that.

 

[Ryker]

This guy needs an enema!

He'd most likely enjoy it immensely. To him, an enema would be play-time.

Edit: D'oh! Beaten by Meowthkip.

 

[Colress]

well, remember, he says he's "hydrophobic"...