Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[praktica]

You've reminded of how badly I want a full body shot of Amber next to a normal sized woman. I know there are a few of her full-sized glory floating around but there's no proper reference point. The ones showing her next to Becky don't help either since Becky is herself obese so the comparison doesn't properly convey magnitude of Al's size.
Unfortunately, her immediate social circle is almost exclusively comprised of heffers so I don't think I'll ever get my wish.

Would Sharla count? Probably near to average as you'd get. I think she doesn't have much to do with Amber now though.

 

[Pony Horn]

I don't agree. First of all, she lives in buttfuck nowhere. Dominos is probably the only delivery she can get. If Becky aint buterling, Amberlynn aint eating. But even if that weren't the case, the bulk of food that she's having to consume every day to maintain almost 600 would require a LOT of deliveries (whether from a restaurant or wommart) and I fully believe she'd be too ashamed to answer the door herself. She'd answer the door for Pizza Hut after Destiny dumped her and moved out, leaving her alone... but that was 100 pounds ago. Now though? No way.

Not to mention the mammoth effort required for her to get dressed. Even with Becky helping Amberlynn pull her pants on and off all day, she'd be in cardiac arrest by the time dinner #3 was knocking at the door.

lolololol you're right. They don't deliver to her area. And they don't have Grubhub and other food delivery businesses. But it looks like Uber and Lyft might be there.

If she couldn't arrange for someone from Uber or Lyft to deliver food she could try Craigslist and Fiverr.

Long story short, I bet she could figure out a way to get food delivered for $20 or so. And if she's gonna pay $20 to get food delivered she sure all hell will order enough food for more than one meal. lol

And I'm sure Hamber can still throw on a mumu by herself and walk to the front door. It might take her awhile, lol, but she could do it.

I'll put it this way. If Becky and the gays told Hamber they weren't gonna get her anymore takeout and bad food do you tbink that Hamber would meekly say "OK"? I would LOVE to see them do that just to see the apocalyptic shit fit Hamber would throw.

Sure, after a lot of tears and raging Hamber might go with the program for a week or so, like she usually does with diets. But it wouldn't last. Then Becky would have a decision to make.

I totally agree with you that Becky is at fault too. She should have never dated AL. She had a pretty good idea of what she was getting into. And as a reward for her stupidity and laziness she's gonna end up being a nearly morbidly obese woman who hasn't worked in years trying to find a job. I wish her luck with that.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

I give you her shadow next to Mumbles's... LOL
Yes, I said SHADOW.
And keep in mind she's not wearing a skirt, she's wearing "tight fit" LEGGINGS. hahahahaha

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WTF.
I had a weird thought, when someone that size cuts themselves can you see the fat?

 

[Guardsman42]

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Think again. Just calculate her normal feeding habits. An entire pizza, two sides, and a 2 litre of <insert what ever soda>.

She can easily get 2k calories from a single pizza I suspect. She can order a few at a time. I suspect she does this actually.

What is more scary to me is how a single slice of delivery pizza has 1/3rd of the calories of some frozen ones.

 

[Guardsman42]

I give you her shadow next to Mumbles's... LOL
Yes, I said SHADOW.
And keep in mind she's not wearing a skirt, she's wearing "tight fit" LEGGINGS. hahahahaha

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Holyfuck.

 

[Cataloons]

WTF.
I had a weird thought, when someone that size cuts themselves can you see the fat?

Her skin is the same thickness as anyone elses, so not anymore so than usual. The fat is between the skin and the muscle.

 

[CraBman]

I give you her shadow next to Mumbles's... LOL
Yes, I said SHADOW.
And keep in mind she's not wearing a skirt, she's wearing "tight fit" LEGGINGS. hahahahaha

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She looks like a prank photograph that you would switch out with the real one to prank somone.
Amber is such a “yo-mama is so fat” joke at this point that I wonder why Yo-mama hasn’t done a gag on her.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I give you her shadow next to Mumbles's... LOL
Yes, I said SHADOW.
And keep in mind she's not wearing a skirt, she's wearing "tight fit" LEGGINGS. hahahahaha

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Christ she's like 2 Eric's and 1 Ricky lumped together.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

You've reminded of how badly I want a full body shot of Amber next to a normal sized woman. I know there are a few of her full-sized glory floating around but there's no proper reference point. The ones showing her next to Becky don't help either since Becky is herself obese so the comparison doesn't properly convey magnitude of Al's size.
Unfortunately, her immediate social circle is almost exclusively comprised of heffers so I don't think I'll ever get my wish.

She is becoming a bit more wellknown in "mainstream YT" channels. More people are picking up and seeing her. Perhaps someone will be crazy/interested/weird enough to take a sneak pic of her in the wild and it will find its way to us. Weirder things have happened.

 

[Okami Green]

She is becoming a bit more wellknown in "mainstream YT" channels. More people are picking up and seeing her. Perhaps someone will be crazy/interested/weird enough to take a sneak pic of her in the wild and it will find its way to us. Weirder things have happened.

As she keeps gaining weight coverage by larger YT channels, someone close enough to get sucked into her gravitational field will eventually find their way to KF. It's really more a matter of "when" than "if" at this point.

 

[ADHD]

Well, at least one Kentucky hambeast is doing something resembling exercise, and it's not with little baby prop weights.

Amber should take this as a challenge and try to outdo Amy. (She won't, but she should).

 

[ADHD]

I'll put it this way. If Becky and the gays told Hamber they weren't gonna get her anymore takeout and bad food do you tbink that Hamber would meekly say "OK"? I would LOVE to see them do that just to see the apocalyptic shit fit Hamber would throw.

Sure, after a lot of tears and raging Hamber might go with the program for a week or so, like she usually does with diets. But it wouldn't last. Then Becky would have a decision to make.

Becky would cave the second she wants new shirts/snapbacks/crayons.

 

[literally low-key]

She is becoming a bit more wellknown in "mainstream YT" channels. More people are picking up and seeing her. Perhaps someone will be crazy/interested/weird enough to take a sneak pic of her in the wild and it will find its way to us. Weirder things have happened.

She's a shut-in now. There is no going out in the wild.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

She's a shut-in now. There is no going out in the wild.

I hope her trans best friend is visiting her often and her 2 secret friends we are not allowed to know about.

 

[Godless Goddess]

I've seen a lot of videos where she orders orange chicken, and while it always looked big.. here's a clip where Eric also got the orange chicken...and it seriously looks like a huge turkey platter of food in front of him...yet in front of AL it looked smaller...really fascinating how it plays tricks on you like that

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

I've seen a lot of videos where she orders orange chicken, and while it always looked big.. here's a clip where Eric also got the orange chicken..and it seriously looks like a huge turkey platter of food in front of him..yet in front of AL it looked smaller..really fascinating how it plays tricks on you like that

And that's meant for one person or to share?

 

[Godless Goddess]

And that's meant for one person or to share?

It's double the price of what a standard rice and chicken meal costs so it's probably the equivalent of two meals you would get a restaurant I would say.

 

[Mr Foster]

And that's meant for one person or to share?

Well, I think usually with a dish like that everyone would have a bowl of steamed rice and everyone mixes a portion of the orange chicken with their rice.

But cheesecake factory is not really a "traditional" chinese place to eat.

It's more geared towards colossal hamplanets.

 

[Bunny]

It is valid, I agree..

Imagine weighing over 300 pounds. You're fat as fuck and miserable. You're standing outside in 90F, 90% humidity Kentucky summer and you're struggling to body-check the car door to get it to latch closed so you can drive your gorlfriend to the mexican buffet her shuuuper impor-int appointment. But as big as you are, she is still too fat, and you fail to get the door closed. Imagine watching your gorl waddle back into the house, ashamed, probably crying. Now imagine getting in the fucking car and going to buy her 10,000 calories worth of food to eat in one day.

Becky is a sick fucking pig.

The thing is though, fuck twitterfags; that tweet is a half-truth. Yes, Amberlynn's gorlfriend (and probably Eric too at this point) should be ashamed. BUT AMBERLYNN SHOULD ALSO BE ASHAMED. Ambabies always leave that part out.

I honestly don't get how she doesn't take her not fitting in a fucking car as a wake up call. She just shrugs it off and is like "well that happens to people who are big like me." She's not embarrassed or ashamed at all. I think at this point she has no shame. I also really love how she acts like she's above the people on My 600lb Life. Nah, you are those people. You aren't better. They couldn't fit in cars, you can't. They're immobile so are you.

 

[Whatthefuck]

It's double the price of what a standard rice and chicken meal costs so it's probably the equivalent of two meals you would get a restaurant I would say.

CF meals are always outrageous portions. I'm not sure why they do it, but their portion sizes are as large as their menu. It's one of those places you go to and immediately ask for a to go box when you order. What kills me every time is that she can slam down the entire thing like it's a light snack and still be hungry later. It's un-fucking-believable how much she can pack away without batting an eyelash. What's even weirder is that no one else (save that occasional Ricky side eye) bats an eyelash. I mean, do what you do, booboo, but if we're eating a meal together and you're literally hoovering orange chicken then there will probably be a little cringe from myself on your behalf.