Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
sleepdeprived,

You chose not to read http://GOD704.wikia.com or http://7seals.blogspot.com and then proceeded to 'tear me a new one'. You've very rudely judged me, therefore...

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 274 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under very hellish circumstances.
That'll show em. So it's a sin not to read your blog? That's pretty... petty.
 
That'll show em. So it's a sin not to read your blog? That's pretty... petty.
TM Ambrose,

Did you read his post? Apparently you missed the fact that he chose not to read the material that I gave him to support my post and instead proceeded to insult and curse me. Go back and read it.

You should have observed that I try never to judge someone under these circumstances unless they judge me first. You've judged me, therefore...

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.


This is no joke. I pray you weigh your next decision well. It will be the BIGGEST one of your life!
 
Don't worry, I'm sure Rizzo will appear to side with the Dark Lord and lift your holy sentence.

By the way, I'm hosting a blood orgy in Spergatory, every Kiwi's going to be there, and you're not invited, Brad! :mad: I didn't say anything about giving you a new asshole but now you can take a shit and leave your head lodged firmly up one of your rectums.

Edit - why curse in cipher? It just garbles your message.
 
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TM Ambrose,

Did you read his post? Apparently you missed the fact that he chose not to read the material that I gave him to support my post and instead proceeded to insult and curse me. Go back and read it.

You should have observed that I try never to judge someone under these circumstances unless they judge me first. You've judged me, therefore...

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Postponed while I review your case.


This is no joke. I pray you weigh your next decision well. It will be the BIGGEST one of your life!
Yeah brad. Show me what for. This is the second time the second coming has judged me in my life. Both times I failed. Just guess I'm too awesome for heaven.

Also if you've forgotten who I am, allow me to remind you. My name is

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Don't forget it.
 
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"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence."​

On 9/24/09, I googled Albert Einstein reincarnated and got I Think I Used To Be Albert Einstein by 19-year-old Donnie Darko on http://www.abovetopsecret.com . I first wrote this essay at 12:56 as a ‘posted reply’ to that ‘thread’ (p. 3) and it was then entitled 9 Requirements of Albert Einstein Reincarnated. On 3/15/10 (the day after Einstein’s Birthday), I tweaked it and posted it on http://www.GodlikeProductions.com/forum1/message1013610/pg1 as ‘Top 11’ ---. Now it’s…



Albert Einstein reincarnated - The 18 Requirements

“God does not play dice with the universe”.* – famous Albert Einstein quote refuting the then newly discovered probability of quantum mechanics

Reincarnation has been proven scientifically based on: (A) energy is the property something has that enables it to do work, (B) the law of conservation of energy: energy cannot be created or destroyed, although it can change form, (C) the law of conservation of consciousness: consciousness cannot be created or destroyed, although it can be transferred, (D) the law of information: information can be created but not destroyed, although it can be transferred, and (E) the theory of luck...

Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] × [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contribution 4 + blessing 4]

Albert Einstein discovered wave/particle duality (which began quantum mechanics) by realizing that light was both waves and particles. Subsequently, it was discovered that all matter and energy is both waves and particles. Our lives are also both waves (our souls' eternal life) and particles (individual physical lives in linear time).

Those who say that "the math doesn't add up in relationship to reincarnation and the number of humans currently on Earth" are not taking into consideration animals and extraterrestrial life. Our ETernal soul has definitely not been restricted to being an Earth-bound human (therefore explaining the belief of ‘going to heaven’ as confusing it with ‘going up to the heavens’). And once 'one reaches the level of human', they can certainly return as an animal (and often do more good to 'the system as a whole').

Anyone claiming to be someone reincarnated would have to (1) fit into a timeline of ‘direct reincarnation’. Albert Einstein died on April 18, 1955. A potential direct reincarnation could not be born before his death and probably not too many years after. For anyone to be taken seriously while claiming that they were Albert Einstein reincarnated, he would feel an need to (2) correct mistakes and tweak other stances taken in his science as well as producing some most serious 'beyond Einstein theories'!

Besides promoting The Conglomerate of Nonparallel-Universes Theory (Universe Creation Theory), the reincarnated Einstein must (3) discover Einstein's unsolved unified field theory: Unified Strings (U21S19) Theory (M-theory + time analysis) - physics' ‘theory of everything’. He'd also have to (4) discover Plan-it Theory of GOD=7_4 algorithm or FOD=6_4 (on PlanEt Nestor) - the true theory of everything which covers unified strings (U21S19) theory under its umbrella. Einstein would return to (5) discover S=19 (18.6) Theory (algorithm/repetitive pattern/'fractal'). He'd also discover the (6) Speed & Power of Thought Theory (similar to Quantum Entanglement), whereas, thought - especially GOD/FOD's thought - can travel much faster-than-light, thus defying linear time and locality. The transmigrated Einstein wouldn't only (7) discover the Theory of Renativity, he'd be 'one of the incarnations of the Messiah'. He'd also discover the closely connected Conglomeratal Energy eternal and Conglomeratal Relationships eternal Theories all based on E=mc2.

This reincarnated Einstein would also have to (8) provide some new 'coincidental' insight on his birth (3.14) and death at age 76 on April 18, and his rebirth, as well as (9) a ‘beyond E=mc2 theory’ that includes a symbolic aspect of the name ‘Albert58 Einstein’ (E in st, e in). (10) The ‘continued soul of Einstein’ would provide some CLASSIFIED INFORMATION on his activities during World War II re: his work with the US Navy on The Philadelphia Experiment.

Since we're discussing the science of reincarnation, this person would have to (11) discover the scientific Reincarnation Theory & its 24 Principles/Theory of Luck which includes (12) an updated modification of Einstein's separability principle and how it applies to reincarnation, whereas, systems (souls) with different locations in space have independent realities’. Souls remain ‘separate and independent’ throughout the eternal reincarnation process. Also, he’d have to (13) provide the 'soul thread' of who he was before being Einstein.

For a reincarnation theory to be proven experimentally, there must be more than one example of direct reincarnation. Einstein would return and (14) identify those reincarnations closest to him: his second wife Elsa Einstein (Sivabruntha 'Brenda' ---), his first wife Mileva Maric Einstein (Janna Levin), Marilyn Monroe (Janet Jackson), his closest political ally Franklin Roosevelt (Barack Obama), his arch nemesis Fuhrer Adolph Hitler (George Walker Bush Jr.), and other prominent celebrities of his day 'returning' today.

Besides being a scientist, Einstein was an accomplished musician (violin & piano) and (15) would have to demonstrate the 'next level' in this life: professional musician. Einstein also had his social, political, philosophical, and even religious 'missions'. There would have to be (16) a clear continuation of those missions in this lifetime.

"If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music... I get most joy in life out of music."

(17) Prove conclusively that there is a GOD/the system as a whole/the universal quantum computer where particles not only collide, they compute, etc.

*GOD does play dice with this universe. However, He knows all probabilities and Her dice are loaded!

(18) There is GOD-guided evolution including biocentric universe, decisions, purpose, intelligent design, complexity, sudden catastrophes, 'appearance of randomness', reincarnation and 'follow-the-leader', Gaia, panspermia, and alien intervention.

Einstein was no biologist, yet, reincarnated he must be able to shed some light on creationism or evolution or choice C?

Albert Einstein (died 1955) is 'the key' to answering the question of reincarnation: either his eternal soul returns, thus proving transmigration or it doesn't, thus disproving metempsychosis (Greek). I was born in 1959 and have discovered the "7 Seals"/'beyond Einstein theories' including Seal #7: Reincarnation Theory & its 24 Principles inc. Theory of Luck (google that). In my soul's previous human incarnation, I was Albert Einstein. I've used the scientific method - including experimentation - to prove that all our eternal souls pass through time by reincarnation.

Einstein was wrong about quantum mechanics, "this universe being eternal with no beginning and no end", his concept of God, and reincarnation. But he has returned to correct his errors and spread the truth.


Note: To view the correct unified field theory & theory of everything, see my tweaked NASA conference presentation of 4.21.14, Identifying 'True Earth-like Planets' - All New Worlds Are Built On 7_4 (like Earth) Or 6_4 at: http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com also at http://GOD704.wikia.com .



Non-coincidental synchronic reaction: After I posted and tweaked this on www.abovetopsecret.com – which was the 1st time I’ve compiled this list – I turned the TV on to the ABC World News with Charlie Gibson and looked for a ‘reaction’. In their final segment (9/24/09 18:58), they featured ‘Unlikely Animal Friends’ – a preview of an upcoming National Geographic Special. They showed an orangutan and a dog, a chicken and a cat, and a lion and an antelope lamb. After the orangutan and dog were shown playing together (it was very cute), their keeper said, “They would make you believe in reincarnation”. I try to watch the national news every night and have for over 40 years, and I’ve never heard them refer to reincarnation! 7/12/13 19:21 "Einstein theories proven...quantum mechanics...quantum computer" - The Big Bang Theory, The Bat Jar Conjecture on Ch 3. 19:35 "When Albert Einstein discovered the laser..." "Mission accomplished" - The Big Bang Theory, The Lunar Excitation. 1/9/15 07:47 FIU physics professor James Webb discussed general relativity, wormholes, and time travel on History Channel 2 [/QUOTE]
 
hey brad, i rang my local chinese takeout, 4 is egg rolls, 7 is butterfly prawns, 47 is szechuan duck (extra spicy) and 74 is crispy noodles.

can you confirm this is what they eat in heaven?
 
sleepdeprived,

You've been found guilty of contempt-of-court. Therefore...

1/11/15 15:28 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 474 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

You're playing a no-win game here. I strongly suggest that you don't look me in the eye and just walk away.
 
Luck 100 = [karma 4 + modesty 1] × [desire 4 + actions 4 + abilities 4 + contribution 4 + blessing 4]


I want to know where you get a numeric value for your karma. Also, by this equation, a mass murderer with negative karma, actions, contribution, and blessing would have very high luck. Please explain.
 
sleepdeprived,

You've been found guilty of contempt-of-court. Therefore...

1/11/15 15:28 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 474 years just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under really hellish circumstances.

You're playing a no-win game here. I strongly suggest that you don't look me in the eye and just walk away.

Gotta rack up the high score, my good man.

People are begging for ratings, and you gave me two? C'mon, don't forsake your children of the gift of hell!
 
TM Ambrose,

I try never to judge someone under these circumstances unless they judge me first. You've judged me, therefore...

Haven't you read the Bible? If you had, you would know that "an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth makes the whole world blind." Please discontinue your mockery of Christ.

Also, I am truly diasppointed that you disregarded most of the things I brought up previously. I'm not surprised though because the false messiah is repelled by the power of the True Christ and Christian doctrine.
 
Gagamaru,

You're not one of those people who confuse heaven and heavens(74=H8+E5+A1+V22+E5+N14+S19), are you?

I AM in heaven. I just walked three blocks to the IHOP and had scrambled eggs, two pieces of bacon, and two Harvest-nut pancakes with sugar-free syrup. My bill including tax was $7.40; 'coincidence'?

I also conducted a weather experiment. It has been raining off-and-on today. I needed the walk, so I grabbed a Bible to read and walked there without an umbrella. As soon as I got back, it started to pour. 'Coincidence'?

Green Bay just scored a touchdown but failed on the two-point conversion against Dallas! I think the field judge is #74. 'Coincidence'?

point=74=P16+O15+I9+N14+T20
 
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