Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[Arkangel]

I never said, "I AM Jesus". Clearly, I AM Brad Watson of Miami. In my eternal soul's last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein and I can prove it. 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua ben Yosef and I can prove it. Of course, it's hard to convince a pig of anything through science and simple math equations.

If you want to prove that you were allegedly Jesus in a "past life", FIRST you have to prove other things:

• the existence of "souls" and the mechanisms of how they work.
• the concept of "past lives" and how "souls" fit into them.
• how people can experience multiple lifetimes and still remember them.

After you somehow prove those things, THEN you need to prove how against astronomical odds that YOUR "soul" ended up becoming two of the most famous people in history: Jesus (who may or may not have existed anyway) and Einstein.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

RogerRabbit1988,

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 74 years.

Joke's on you! I'm a Toon!

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

RogerRabbit1988,

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 74 years.

c-can u sentence me b-brad senpai?

 

[Loke]

RogerRabbit1988,

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: bad luck for the rest of your life, then your eternal soul will not be reincarnated as human for 74 years.

I just checked in with All-Father, and he chortled for a brief spell when he saw your little judgements, and then he decided he would send a spirit wolf to teabag you for the rest of your days. See you in Niflheim, little worm!

 

[silentprincess]

I understand reincarnation, but I think there is a difference between reincarnation and just wanting to be these people because you don't want to be yourself. And I''m sure yourself would be a nice and lovely person if you gave it a chance. Many people here don't like ourselves, but we don't proclaim to be people tha are long since dead and are lovely people because of what they did, we can aspire to be like them, but you cannot be them, you can only be you.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Gagamaru,

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: 174 years; 17.4 non-commutable.

 

[Gagamaru]

ok whatevs, hey brad when you were einstein, why did you like wearing lady shoes?

 

[silentprincess]

Gagamaru,

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: 174 years; 17.4 non-commutable.

Don't be so mean to people ho are trying to help you, maybe you need to give yourself an F for being someone who is not nice. Jesus and Einstien were probably much nicer than you are being, so really you shouldn't be saying you are them.

They brought brilliance and wonderful things into the world, and you don't bring anything but hate and horribleness.

 

[Loke]

ok whatevs, hey brad when you were einstein, why did you like wearing lady shoes?

And why did you foolishly reject your own theories on quantum mechanics, when they have proven to be true and have practical applicatioons nowadays?

 

[TM Ambrose]

I like how Brad pretends he gives others passing grades but everyone here has an F. If you were a teacher you'd be fired. Also congratulations on the new career as math teacher of Kiwi High.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Loke,

Nifilem is the correct spelling of the ETs in Genasis 6:4...

Nifilem=64=N14+I9+F6+I9+L12+E5+M13
spell=64=S19+P16+E5+L12+L12

 

[Loke]

Don't be so mean to people ho are trying to help you, maybe you need to give yourself an F for being someone who is not nice. Jesus and Einstien were probably much nicer than you are being, so really you shouldn't be saying you are them.

They brought brilliance and wonderful things into the world, and you don't bring anything but hate and horribleness.

Careful, he might sentence you to be reincarnated as a rooster!

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I like how Brad pretends he gives others passing grades but everyone here has an F. If you were a teacher you'd be fired. Also congratulations on the new career as math teacher of Kiwi High.

i think of him as the mad step dad of the forums that doesn't know how to connect with us.
wheres my grade Stepdad?

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Gagamaru,

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: 174 years; 17.4 non-commutable.

Repeat after Frank Rizzo......

Veto.

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

I understand reincarnation, but I think there is a difference between reincarnation and just wanting to be these people because you don't want to be yourself. And I''m sure yourself would be a nice and lovely person if you gave it a chance. Many people here don't like ourselves, but we don't proclaim to be people tha are long since dead and are lovely people because of what they did, we can aspire to be like them, but you cannot be them, you can only be you.

That's was simple(74) and had beauty(74).

 

[Loke]

Loke,

Nifilem is the correct spelling of the ETs in Genasis 6:4...

Nifilem=64=N14+I9+F6+I9+L12+E5+M13
spell=64=S19+P16+E5+L12+L12

No it isn't, mortal fool! It translates to "mighty men", and I wasn't referring to theoretical hybrid angel-human children referenced in The Book of Enoch; I was referring to the region below this one, called NIFLHEIM, which translates to MIST-HOME in the ancient Norse tongue. It is where the weak and cowardly dead go to be consumed by the great Ice wyrrm, Niddhoggr. Liars, fools, and criminals all go down into the ice, and that is where me and my brethren will mock you until you are no more! Also, you mispelled Genesis, Kid Jesus.

 

[Gagamaru]

i don't think theres a genesis song thats in 6/4 time either

 

[AppleChrisp]

AppleChrisp,

I AM truly sorry to see you judge me like that yet again! I thought that if I gave you some time(47=T20+I9+M13+E5) that maybe GOD & I - thee Judge(47=J10+U21+D4+G7+E5) - could save(47=S19+A1+V22+E5) you. Let the record show I tried.

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Bad luck for the rest of your life, then 74* years reincarnated as non-human just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under hellish circumstances.

What is your idea of "hell on Earth"?


*Synchronism: 1/11/15 15:52 "Time ran out for Romo." - Dallas vs. Green Bay on FOX

You have no power as you are not the True Messiah. I have a wonderful relationship with God and live my life according to the Will of God. Your "sentence" is indeed laughable.
Stop being a mockery of THE One and Only Christ Our Lord and Savior. You continue to disregard all previous concerns I have raised. Only an anti-Christ will not acknowledge the Truth of God. Please discontinue in committing the greatest sin of all: mockery of Christ. It is for your own best-interest.
I am not going to tell you my idea of "hell on Earth" because I will not perpetuate your delusion that you can somehow curse me to live in these circumstances.

 

[Loke]

You have no power as you are not the True Messiah. I have a wonderful relationship with God and live my life according to the Will of God. Your "sentence" is indeed laughable.
Stop being a mockery of THE One and Only Christ Our Lord and Savior. You continue to disregard all previous concerns I have raised. Only an anti-Christ will not acknowledge the Truth of God. Please discontinue in committing the greatest sin of all: mockery of Christ. It is for your own best-interest.
I am not going to tell you my idea of "hell on Earth" because I will not perpetuate your delusion that you can somehow curse me to live in these circumstances.

Notice how this person doesn't call out anyone else who has said negative or otherwise clownish things about the J-man. Only you Brad, only you. You're the one who offends the above Christian, and you know why? Because you're a stupid asshole parading around on a mockery forum, throwing around terminology you can scarcely comprehend. I was about to suggest you get mental health, but I enjoy your dross and drivel far too much to ever want it to end.

 

[silentprincess]

That's was simple(74) and had beauty(74).

If you want to be like Einstein or Jesus, use the power within you to do good things like helping the homeless or making something that will help save energy and the earth from dying, making progress is what they were doing. You just seem to be using that power to be horrible to people, and probably hurting yourself even more inside each time. Being horrible is like a drug to you, and as soon as that high is over, you do it again and again to reach that same high. Being nice can do the same thing, and doing things for people really gives a good high.