Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
Gagamaru,
I AM in heaven. I just walked three blocks to the IHOP and had scrambled eggs, two pieces of bacon, and two Harvest-nut pancakes with sugar-free syrup. My bill including tax was $7.40; 'coincidence'?
I was at Mass this morning and stayed for a pancake breakfast after complete with oatmeal, scrambled eggs, bacon, hash browns, syrup, coffee, and more. It was all you can eat, and it was free. My heaven is better.
 
Green Bay just scored a touchdown but failed on the two-point conversion against Dallas! I think the field judge is #74. 'Coincidence'?
Did you know that the Occam's Razor page on Wikipedia has the number 74 listed in it 7 times?
 
Loke,

You haven't read the book Soul Survivor and called me ignorant. Wow! Then you continued to judge me in an insulting way, therefore...

1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Very bad luck for the rest of your life, then 274 years reincarnated as non human...
Yeah, I spend most of my time as a crow, and once gave birth to a horse, and as a Frost Giant, don't spend too much time as a human anyway, so screech on, puny mortal. Again, you claim that reincarnation is proven by SCIENCE, which is all about setting up a scenario that can be tested against a control study, with observable, RECORDABLE outcomes, all of which can be REPEATED by other scientists. So run off back to your little hole of room, child, and play with your sudokus.
 
AppleChrisp,

I AM truly sorry to see you judge me like that yet again! I thought that if I gave you some time(47=T20+I9+M13+E5) that maybe GOD & I - thee Judge(47=J10+U21+D4+G7+E5) - could save(47=S19+A1+V22+E5) you. Let the record show I tried.

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/11/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Bad luck for the rest of your life, then 74* years reincarnated as non-human just for your sins here (you have many more). When you are born-again as human, it will be under hellish circumstances.


What is your idea of "hell on Earth"?


*Synchronism: 1/11/15 15:52 "Time ran out for Romo." - Dallas vs. Green Bay on FOX
 
If Dez Bryant wins this game does that mean you are or aren't Jesus?
I never said, "I AM Jesus". Clearly, I AM Brad Watson of Miami. In my eternal soul's last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein and I can prove it. 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua ben Yosef and I can prove it. Of course, it's hard to convince a pig of anything through science and simple math equations.
 
I never said, "I AM Jesus". Clearly, I AM Brad Watson of Miami. In my eternal soul's last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein and I can prove it. 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua ben Yosef and I can prove it. Of course, it's hard to convince a pig of anything through science and simple math equations.
I thought we were friends. are you mad that I'm betting on Dallas for this game?
 
@Brad Watson_Miami
What do you know about Zechariah Sitchin and his Akkadian clay tablet prophesy?
I've heard of him and it; that's all. Has he heard of me, the "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories', and the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code?
 
Gagamaru,

You're not one of those people who confuse heaven and heavens(74=H8+E5+A1+V22+E5+N14+S19), are you?

I AM in heaven. I just walked three blocks to the IHOP and had scrambled eggs, two pieces of bacon, and two Harvest-nut pancakes with sugar-free syrup. My bill including tax was $7.40; 'coincidence'?

I also conducted a weather experiment. It has been raining off-and-on today. I needed the walk, so I grabbed a Bible to read and walked there without an umbrella. As soon as I got back, it started to pour. 'Coincidence'?

Green Bay just scored a touchdown but failed on the two-point conversion against Dallas! I think the field judge is #74. 'Coincidence'?

point=74=P16+O15+I9+N14+T20

Did you included tip? Don't tell me you are one of those misers who like to use the tithe to skip out of tipping.

You seem more interested in football than being a God btw.
 
I never said, "I AM Jesus". Clearly, I AM Brad Watson of Miami. In my eternal soul's last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein and I can prove it. 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua ben Yosef and I can prove it. Of course, it's hard to convince a pig of anything through science and simple math equations.

Be nice to these lovely people, they're my friends and they mean you no harm.
 
I never said, "I AM Jesus". Clearly, I AM Brad Watson of Miami. In my eternal soul's last incarnation, I was Albert Einstein and I can prove it. 2,000 years ago, I was Y'shua ben Yosef and I can prove it. Of course, it's hard to convince a pig of anything through science and simple math equations.
:story: No matter how much you ignore me, false prophet, you don't know what the word "SCIENCE" means, so please stop using it. You make the dictionary bleed blood instead of water.
 
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Technically he's saying he WAS Jesus.

Brad, I think some of the confusion is coming from the idea that you are not currently Jesus, but you still say you have the ability to judge people (and have done so here). Can you clarify this point?
t-the joke was that i only quoted part of it out of context. :oops:
 
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I've heard of him and it; that's all. Has he heard of me, the "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories', and the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code?

Well he is dead so I don't know, maybe you can talk to him? He passed back in 2010, maybe you can catch him before he gets reincarnated.
 
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