Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

Nobody's doing their research or looking at normal clothes of on-the-street True & Honest™ women. Which shouldn't surprise anyone when you look at how troons misrepresent "scientific research" and "the latest studies" to push their identity politics. They just roll into a Hot Topic and buy the least manly things that they feel naughty for looking at and roll with it, ignoring that women are actually wearing leggings and capris and tops that troons can't possibly hope to fill out or look femme in. For example, aspiring MtFs should be wearing short shorts now that summer's rolling in, but they'll probably end up looking like Boomhauer instead of Daisy Duke:
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I wish. They probably think they're too good for Hot Topic.

wanted his neovagina attached to an unidentifiable mass behind his bladder (which he swears up and down is a uterus)

Hi excuse me what the fuck?

Just had a horrifying idea confirmed by r/gonewildtrans. My condolences to all women who buy clothes from Target.

Spoiler: NSFW: dressing room fun featuring KF’s own Zinnia Jones

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Spoiler: some bonus tiddies

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But my favorite recent post on that subreddit was a picture of a dick and asshole (unremarkable) captioned, “Just got rejected from college, but at least I’m cute, right?”

Actual women who looked like the last guy aren't anywhere near delusional enough and have too much body dysmorphia to EVER think this looks good.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Imagine getting grilled by your embarrassing trooned out failson about your contraceptive use.

Fun family Thanksgivings where he's just screaming about DES giving him a real uterus but no doctors will help him and his mom blames it on soy infant formula.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Just had a horrifying idea confirmed by r/gonewildtrans. My condolences to all women who buy clothes from Target.

Spoiler: NSFW: dressing room fun featuring KF’s own Zinnia Jones

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Spoiler: some bonus tiddies

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But my favorite recent post on that subreddit was a picture of a dick and asshole (unremarkable) captioned, “Just got rejected from college, but at least I’m cute, right?”

Waving your dick around in Target, just girly thingz.

 

[Amber the Hedgehog]

Waving your dick around in Target, just girly thingz.

Just like ciswomen spend time taking pictures showing just their frontline instead of you know boobs and ass.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

But my favorite recent post on that subreddit was a picture of a dick and asshole (unremarkable) captioned, “Just got rejected from college, but at least I’m cute, right?”

He got rejected from international med schools? Yikes.

Some Eastern European schools don't even require you to submit your MCAT score...

 

[Smoothie Queen]

Just had a horrifying idea confirmed by r/gonewildtrans. My condolences to all women who buy clothes from Target.

Spoiler: NSFW: dressing room fun featuring KF’s own Zinnia Jones

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Spoiler: some bonus tiddies

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But my favorite recent post on that subreddit was a picture of a dick and asshole (unremarkable) captioned, “Just got rejected from college, but at least I’m cute, right?”

What is even going on with that dude's ass in the one picture?

Also just.. what the fuck, in general. I hope they know to burn those dresses once he's done smearing his dick all over them.

 

[s0mbra]

Just had a horrifying idea confirmed by r/gonewildtrans. My condolences to all women who buy clothes from Target.

Spoiler: NSFW: dressing room fun featuring KF’s own Zinnia Jones

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Spoiler: some bonus tiddies

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But my favorite recent post on that subreddit was a picture of a dick and asshole (unremarkable) captioned, “Just got rejected from college, but at least I’m cute, right?”

N O T. A. FETISH.

 

[sunshine]

He got rejected from international med schools? Yikes.

Some Eastern European schools don't even require you to submit your MCAT score...

Do applicants have to write essays? Maybe he made the mistake of mentioning how he wishes he could go to college to learn to be sexy, but med school is fine, he guesses.

I hope they know to burn those dresses once he's done smearing his dick all over them.

You know they don’t. Apparently now we’ve gotta treat every garment we buy like it came from a particularly rank thrift store. Especially knowing how much troons despise personal hygiene and that trying on women’s clothes arouses them. It’s not just general dick cooties getting on those clothes; there’s almost definitely also a not-insignificant amount of precum, as well.

 

[Bani]

So women and minorities can be shit on all over the site but as soon as folks say a disparaging thing about men it's game over no more fun time? Most troons are men so it's fair game. TERF is also trans language for folks who criticize them. But I'll admit KF is attractive when your alternatives are boring ass r/GC and Mumsnet. We're here to shit on everyone but I'll try to keep the focus on troons in this thread specifically lol.

There are plenty of threads dedicated to non-troon men here. The incels one in community watch, for instance. All we're asking is that you not derail the discussion. If you started shitting on women, black people, gay men, etc., we'd be saying the same thing. It's not the topic.

Everyone at KF is basically a TERF anyway (in all except name), despite the fact that some of the lolcows here are prominent TERF lesbians.

TERF means trans exclusionary radical feminist. I'm pretty confident that the majority of people here aren't feminists.

Autistic comeback to criticism 100%. I don't know why/how it started, but for like six months or a year there were so many posts, messages, etc. telling terfs to "pee your pants" or "poop your pants" and whatnot. It was honestly funny as shit to watch them work themselves into a tizzy and all-caps "pee your pants you fucking terf!!" like it was the worst insult in the whole world. iirc it was most popular among the 16-25 fujoshi / "gay trans man" set, which makes sense as they're both incredibly immature and pumped full of hormones that make them volatile and prone to outbursts.

"Pee your pants" is a euphemism on Tumblr for "kill yourself", since telling someone to kys is ban-worthy. More importantly, it looks bad, and pointing out that someone "suicide-baited" someone else is a trump-card in retarded Tumblr arguments. Why they chose "pee your pants" as their stand-in for "kill yourself" is beyond me; it makes them sound like kindergartners.

Waving your dick around in Target, just girly thingz.

The People of Target.

 

[Rand /pol/]

also a not-insignificant amount of precum, as well.

precum

pre

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Do applicants have to write essays? Maybe he made the mistake of mentioning how he wishes he could go to college to learn to be sexy, but med school is fine, he guesses.

No, unfortunately. Although some Polish guy on the admissions board reading an essay about how this dude wanted to be a doctor for all of his life in order to smooth out his butt would be pretty hilarious.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

JonTran

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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JonTroon

 

[Army Burger]

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I didn't know JonTron transitioned into Alok Vaid-Menon

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Hey, r/gc is boring as hell, GC tumblr is wall-to-wall scolds and traumaposting. Around here you can call people fags in peace.



Seconding this, though it'll be a de facto split rather than an ideological one. It's already happening: you see it in every post by an MtF who got the cold shoulder at a lesbian event, or by an FtM who struck out on Grindr.

A lot of LGB people see the T as cultural insurance. Trannies are the current moral battleground, which means gays are normal by comparison, and are "safe." Lots of things could shift this, but long as that's the case, the coalition will persist. Lots of LGBs are outwardly pro-trans-rights, but when you look at who they actually fuck, it's clear that they're not buying it.

This makes me wonder about a new thing I've been observing where I live--lesbians are toning down their appearance to be less tumblr-y. Way fewer undercuts, unnatural hair colors, and weird piercings. On the other hand, FTMs and enbies are still rolling with those in full force. I can't tell if this is because
1) lesbians don't want to be associated with FTMs/enbies, or
2) all the girls who would've been lesbians with weird hair 5 years ago are now trans, and now the only ones left are boring

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Since incontinence is correlated with childbirth, with many women experiencing pelvic floor problems that cause urinary leakage, urinary urgency, and accidents, or even fecal incontinence in the case of women with really bad pelvic floors that didn't get good followup care after a tear, you could say that peeing your pants is one marker of cis womanhood.

I'm totally not just saying that so that troons will pee their pants to prove how they're just like us.

 

[headlikeafckngorange]

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his “cleavage” looks like a hairy buttcrack
that doesn’t go there, silly
but then again... troons don’t seem to have a very good concept of which body parts/bodily features go where. (see: chris chan’s taint clit)

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Since incontinence is correlated with childbirth, with many women experiencing pelvic floor problems that cause urinary leakage, urinary urgency, and accidents, or even fecal incontinence in the case of women with really bad pelvic floors that didn't get good followup care after a tear, you could say that peeing your pants is one marker of cis womanhood.

I'm totally not just saying that so that troons will pee their pants to prove how they're just like us.

troons: hehe women have pelvic floor issues and pee themselves
also troons: why are feces coming out of my neovagina

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

Did...

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Did he shave his chest hair to look like a cleavage crease or

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Do applicants have to write essays? Maybe he made the mistake of mentioning how he wishes he could go to college to learn to be sexy, but med school is fine, he guesses.



You know they don’t. Apparently now we’ve gotta treat every garment we buy like it came from a particularly rank thrift store. Especially knowing how much troons despise personal hygiene and that trying on women’s clothes arouses them. It’s not just general dick cooties getting on those clothes; there’s almost definitely also a not-insignificant amount of precum, as well.

Remember when you'd have the birds and bees lesson in 6th grade, there was always the one kid who asked if you could get pregnant from a toilet seat? And we all laughed, because what are the odds, how ridiculous, amirite?

Well now it's only a matter of time before someone gets pregnant from a Target swimsuit.