How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[lurk_moar]

I passed by ASCP exam today, so now I am certified to slap samples on a machine so easy that a re-tarded monkey can do. I studied so hard, and that test was so damn difficult.

 

[The_wandering_nibler]

My life's shit, why would I be hanging out on Kiwifarms, talking shit about others if I wasn't projecting my own inadequacies subconsciously?

I'm a well-off guy who had his own business, a clear path to success and a clear goal. Realised this world is full of lies though and to make it i'd have to break my own ethical rules.

I isolated myself socially and started travelling the world, fulfilling my souls desire to see the world but never again forming any lasting relationships. Realised people and places were not much different under the surface when it comes to what drives people.

Today I do a demeaning job for a lot of money where people think I earn nothing. I talk to people whose opinions i mostly detest, having to listen to them express themselves and having to compile these answers even though I no longer give a shit about them.

I worked 12 hours today, I don't care for the money anymore, I Just have no other reason to really leave the house.

 

[JosephStalin]

You have my sympathy, bike accidents are no joke. I once flew over the handlebars and busted the front of my helmet on a busy road.

Hope you have a speedy recovery.

Indeed, bicycle accidents can be really bad. Three or four years ago helped sort of scrape someone up from a bicycle accident. They'd hit something and flew off the side of the walking/bike path. Path is pretty wide, blacktop. Person was in the hospital for nine days, home recuperating even longer. Insurance was billed a couple of hundred thousand bucks. Saving grace - was wearing a helmet, which took a lot of the impact. See people daily whizzing down the walking/bike path on their bikes, sometimes in bunches. Am just amazed there haven't been any other really bad accidents. As for me, I just walk. Don't ride a bike.

Folks, I shit you not. Buy and wear a helmet. Broken bones are pretty repairable. A fractured skull and brain injuries, not so much.

 

[Teri-Teri]

Tagging vroomers in the Desert Bus thread.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Indeed, bicycle accidents can be really bad. Three or four years ago helped sort of scrape someone up from a bicycle accident. They'd hit something and flew off the side of the walking/bike path. Path is pretty wide, blacktop. Person was in the hospital for nine days, home recuperating even longer. Insurance was billed a couple of hundred thousand bucks. Saving grace - was wearing a helmet, which took a lot of the impact. See people daily whizzing down the walking/bike path on their bikes, sometimes in bunches. Am just amazed there haven't been any other really bad accidents. As for me, I just walk. Don't ride a bike.

Folks, I shit you not. Buy and wear a helmet. Broken bones are pretty repairable. A fractured skull and brain injuries, not so much.

There's a reason I haven't taken my Mongoose out for a spin. I'm not going no-helmet, especially not in this city.

Getting increasingly confused by this computer. I'm no longer convinced the graphics card was the culprit, and I don't have a spare mobo to swap stuff into to verify its functionality yet.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Fat. Sad.

 

[Autisimodo]

It's Winter here and I hate it. Can't wait for Summer to come back.

Winter brings out the pessimism inside me. First thing I'm gonna do when its warm again is either go camping or surf fishing.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

Just started a new relationship and it is going pretty well. Finally heading back to the gym after recovering from an injury and life is looking up

 

[Womanhorse]

I've offically lost about 30lbs from the start of this year. And I also finally got new hearing aids and they work great! Its nice to have something positive to go off of for a change

 

[Pina Colada]

I've been a little tired lately, but that might be from the daily thunderstorms where I live. Been getting tons of skeeter bites on my feet, too, so I try to wear sneakers at night.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I've been a little tired lately, but that might be from the daily thunderstorms where I live. Been getting tons of skeeter bites on my feet, too, so I try to wear sneakers at night.

The skeeters are coming out in force because of the moisture, I'm guessing. Seems to happen a lot when humidity spikes.

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

I've surprisingly been doing alright of late. Not spectacular but well enough that it's an improvement.

 

[UW 411]

FUCKING FABULOUS, THANKS FOR ASKING.

 

[UN 474]

Not good. Stressing out over paying taxes on everything. Thanks Democrats!

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Just scheduled a doctor visit because either this is pneumothorax that came out of fucking nowhere or I'm in some kind of deep shit.

 

[Fek]

Shit's great compared to the last three days..just got over a bug I caught from the old lady. Incidentally - whenever your s.o. tells you "I think I'm over" an illness in a bid to get you to go within 10ft of them for a while, add two days of quarantine just to be sure.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

I went to the grocery store recently because I've been ordering to much delivery and its wasting to much money.

 

[Niggernerd]

haven't had a breakdown today so that's good. I just want to go home. Works too hot and I need to be in my comfort zone.

 

[Pargon]

I'm bordering on impossibly lonely. I get a higher degree of human contact here than I do at my work or at home.

No, I'm not kidding or exaggerating.

 

[Fougaro]

I feel fantastic! ٩(◕‿◕)۶ Even it it rains outside, the sun always shines in my heart. I'll feel even better once I finally make the thread on some new secret info I have on Hillary Clinton and the effort-post I always wanted to make on not only how Fallout New Vegas is the best modern Fallout game but also on some interesting scoops on Todd Howard. (✧ω✧) After that I'll call my parents and my grandma to tell them the good news on how my lady and I finally decided to get married. (⁀ᗢ⁀) I feel so good right now, I'm already hyped for the future! ＼(≧▽≦)／