Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The day she finds out about apps like doordash, she's gunna finally die. Walking to the car was probably the best source of exercise for her, and with that cut out, nothing is stopping her from being a beached whale on the couch all day.
The only thing saving her from that at this time is that she lives in the middle of fucking nowhere. I doubt they have doordash. I can almost guarantee if they did, she'd be the very first to know. Remember how over the moon she was about the UberEats in Lexington, you know, the PrideFailFest 2018? She lamented that they didn't have that kind of service. She'd be dead within a year (and I'm not saying she won't be anyway) if she had that kind of access. She wouldn't even need Becks. She could live high atop Pillow Mountain in a cloud of her own stench and have her Papas whatever they were delivered with no hassle of any kind.
 
CF meals are always outrageous portions. I'm not sure why they do it, but their portion sizes are as large as their menu. It's one of those places you go to and immediately ask for a to go box when you order. What kills me every time is that she can slam down the entire thing like it's a light snack and still be hungry later. It's un-fucking-believable how much she can pack away without batting an eyelash. What's even weirder is that no one else (save that occasional Ricky side eye) bats an eyelash. I mean, do what you do, booboo, but if we're eating a meal together and you're literally hoovering orange chicken then there will probably be a little cringe from myself on your behalf.

Oh god, seriously! Cheesecake Factory is ridiculous with the portions. Going there, you know you've got lunch for at least the next day, two days if you're careful with the portions and get something that'll keep and reheat well. I can't imagine how much you'd have to train yourself to fit in your stomach to be able to eat a whole meal there in one sitting, let alone be hungry later.

The only thing saving her from that at this time is that she lives in the middle of fucking nowhere. I doubt they have doordash. I can almost guarantee if they did, she'd be the very first to know. Remember how over the moon she was about the UberEats in Lexington, you know, the PrideFailFest 2018? She lamented that they didn't have that kind of service. She'd be dead within a year (and I'm not saying she won't be anyway) if she had that kind of access. She wouldn't even need Becks. She could live high atop Pillow Mountain in a cloud of her own stench and have her Papas whatever they were delivered with no hassle of any kind.

Wait, this woman is in Kentucky? Is she in Lexington or one of the surrounding towns? Oh god, time to go hide in the shame corner of "why does it always have to be Kentucky"...

Anyway, if she doesn't live in Lexington obviously she's gonna be SOL as far as delivery goes, but Lexington and Louisville have DoorDash, UberEats, EatStreet, and I think a couple of other delivery services. Not sure how far the range goes outside of the city proper, though.
 
Oh god, seriously! Cheesecake Factory is ridiculous with the portions. Going there, you know you've got lunch for at least the next day, two days if you're careful with the portions and get something that'll keep and reheat well. I can't imagine how much you'd have to train yourself to fit in your stomach to be able to eat a whole meal there in one sitting, let alone be hungry later.



Wait, this woman is in Kentucky? Is she in Lexington or one of the surrounding towns? Oh god, time to go hide in the shame corner of "why does it always have to be Kentucky"...

Anyway, if she doesn't live in Lexington obviously she's gonna be SOL as far as delivery goes, but Lexington and Louisville have DoorDash, UberEats, EatStreet, and I think a couple of other delivery services. Not sure how far the range goes outside of the city proper, though.
She's safely tucked away in Monticello. Becky has some weird aversion to moving to the "city" so for now anything nearly approaching metropolitan is a no go. Heaven forbid they more to a college town like Louisville or Bowling Green. I don't know how they'd operate. During PrideFailFest 2018 Hamber said that Becks got anxiety even driving in Lexington.
 
Oh god, seriously! Cheesecake Factory is ridiculous with the portions. Going there, you know you've got lunch for at least the next day, two days if you're careful with the portions and get something that'll keep and reheat well. I can't imagine how much you'd have to train yourself to fit in your stomach to be able to eat a whole meal there in one sitting, let alone be hungry later.



Wait, this woman is in Kentucky? Is she in Lexington or one of the surrounding towns? Oh god, time to go hide in the shame corner of "why does it always have to be Kentucky"...

Anyway, if she doesn't live in Lexington obviously she's gonna be SOL as far as delivery goes, but Lexington and Louisville have DoorDash, UberEats, EatStreet, and I think a couple of other delivery services. Not sure how far the range goes outside of the city proper, though.

Monticello or what ever the fuck Meth-town's spelling is. Some one really needs to admit they live near by her and get pictures of a Hambeast in the wild.

Edit: Got sniped by every one else. But I bet Beck's was anxious driving a screech pig to a pridefest knowing she was half in the bag off bicardi and lemonade. I would be.
 
She lives in Monticello.

Thanks! I've never even heard of Monticello, I had to google that shit, lol.

Monticello or what ever the fuck Meth-town's spelling is. Some one really needs to admit they live near by her and get pictures of a Hambeast in the wild.

Edit: Got sniped by every one else. But I bet Beck's was anxious driving a screech pig to a pridefest knowing she was half in the bag off bicardi and lemonade. I would be.

Thanks anyway! ☺ Honestly who isn't half-loaded at least after Pride? The whole street is just lined with liquor companies shilling overpriced, watered-down booze (and the truck that sells cheese steaks). Only teetotalers and children get away from that unscathed.

(eta: edited mildly bc the person who rated this tmi was right, sorry guys)
 
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Not something she posted... Not sure exactly where else to post this gem.
 
It is valid, I agree..

Imagine weighing over 300 pounds. You're fat as fuck and miserable. You're standing outside in 90F, 90% humidity Kentucky summer and you're struggling to body-check the car door to get it to latch closed so you can drive your gorlfriend to the mexican buffet her shuuuper impor-int appointment. But as big as you are, she is still too fat, and you fail to get the door closed. Imagine watching your gorl waddle back into the house, ashamed, probably crying. Now imagine getting in the fucking car and going to buy her 10,000 calories worth of food to eat in one day.

Becky is a sick fucking pig.

The thing is though, fuck twitterfags; that tweet is a half-truth. Yes, Amberlynn's gorlfriend (and probably Eric too at this point) should be ashamed. BUT AMBERLYNN SHOULD ALSO BE ASHAMED. Ambabies always leave that part out.

Bit late, but yeah, I agree with this. I can't imagine really loving and caring about someone and not wanting to help them get healthier and feel better, both physically and about themselves / mentally. That doesn't track for me. How can you watch someone you love self-destruct like this and not just do nothing, but actively enable them?
 
Thanks! I've never even heard of Monticello, I had to google that shit, lol.



Thanks anyway! ☺ Honestly who isn't half-loaded at least after Pride? The whole street is just lined with liquor companies shilling overpriced, watered-down booze (and the truck that sells cheese steaks). Only teetotalers and children get away from that unscathed.

(eta: edited mildly bc the person who rated this tmi was right, sorry guys)

Ha well in Becky's case, she's known to drink and drive. It was theorized when the Fattiemobile got 'broken' it was because Becky was drunk and drove it into a ditch.

I fully suspect Becky started drinking heavily post Hamber as a coping mechanism.
 
Ha well in Becky's case, she's known to drink and drive. It was theorized when the Fattiemobile got 'broken' it was because Becky was drunk and drove it into a ditch.

I fully suspect Becky started drinking heavily post Hamber as a coping mechanism.

Shit, yeah? That's some scary shit. Drunk driving is no joke. Doing it during Pride, when half of everybody else is also probably driving drunk, is absolutely batshit.

It's sad if she's drinking to cope, though. Not really an excuse for putting herself and others in danger, though. Drunk drivers are assholes.
 
How is she allowed to be on the tube? Although she is entertaining I thought snuff films were illegal.

Her channel is like a neverending episode of MSHPL where the person does nothing and never loses weight. And you can see the black flames of hell in their pupils.
 
Bit late, but yeah, I agree with this. I can't imagine really loving and caring about someone and not wanting to help them get healthier and feel better, both physically and about themselves / mentally. That doesn't track for me. How can you watch someone you love self-destruct like this and not just do nothing, but actively enable them?

Becky doesn't love Amberlard. I think that is apparent,by now.

She was at home facetiming Becky and ordering her what to buy.. of course Becky was riding the scooter to make it more HAMberlynn style...

Amber was not in that Wommart, anytime recently. Her "proof" footage showed the viewpoint of someone who can smoothly squat down. There is absolutely 0% chance that Hamberlynn can either A. Squat, or B. Pan a camera downward so smoothly,from her scootypuff.
 
This video is deceptively deep. She didn't intend it to be, obviously it's a filler type video but there's a fair bit to unpack. Or maybe my tism is just on and poppin' today.

The whole point of these "shopping spree" videos is to buy what you've "always wanted." What this means to most people who aren't millionaires: "Let's go buy all those junky or gimmicky impulse things that you see all the time and you 'want' but you never actually buy because you know it would be a foolish purchase". So I guess it could be fun to let loose and buy a bunch of shiny crap that caught your eye and you know it's crap. I get it.

It's really funny to me because this premise is the complete opposite of how Amberlynn lives her life. It's a (potentially) interesting video idea when carried out by people for whom this r.etarded experience would be a novelty. But, for Amberlynn? ALL 👏 SHE 👏 DOES 👏 is buy/eat everything that catches her eye, like a toddler. She never does the "oh that's cute, it would be dumb to buy it though" thing. EVER. It makes no sense for her to film this style of video because every trip to wommart is a hedonistic spree.

Something else I find funny is that in classic miss-the-point-harder Amberlynn fashion, it's clear by this haul that she didn't want to "waste" any money when again, that's the point of doing this type of video. Instead she drilled it into Becky's head to buy practical items (hence there being so many hygeine products--btw it's hilarious that she got a bunch of hygeine stuff for a "buy what you've always wanted" video I see you, dry gorl :story: . That's why she got so many lipsticks that are practically the same color and one is literally the same product she already owns that is her favorite. Something you've always wanted, huh, dummy? This bitch handed Becky one of her lipsticks for comparison and said "get me five more just like this, babe" :tomgirl:

See, even though being conscientious defeats the entire purpose of this kind of video, Amberlynn was determined to make every dollar count in her mind. Err, that is, to make sure Becky made every dollar count. To her, none of it was wasteful because she knows from experience that the lipstick, for example, is something she'd use up (she won't, actually, but in theory she could). That's also why she bought a bottle of nail polish, but not a whacky glitter or unusual shade. She got classic red which, in her mind, she can use up so it's not money "wasted." Do you see a pattern here? It ALL has to be practical to her reasoning; never mind that she hasn't been practical with money a day in her life. Why is she suddenly so concerned with wasting money? Given her spending on past hauls, Amberlynn has thrown hundreds of thousands of dollars straight into the trash. This video is analogous to the iconic fatty trope of "Eat fast food for every single meal BUT MAKE SURE TO GET DIET COKE TO CANCEL IT OUT"

For a video like this, a lot of girls might buy that holographic mini backpack. Yeah it's hideous but "lol shiny, we're having fun gorls!" For Amberlynn though, her development is so arrested that she struggles with object permeance--which, IIRC, is a milestone for infants. If it's not in front of her she doesn't know it's there, much less know that she "wants" it. This is another reason why all of the items in her haul are so mundane. If you asked Amberlynn to make a list of what she wanted but she was not allowed to break eye contact with you while thinking, she couldn't come up with a single thing she has "always wanted." She'd come up with orange chicken. To put it another way, the lack of any items in this haul that would be novel to her is just more proof that she didn't set foot in that store.
 
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