Kiwi High: The Thread

Dear Diary,

The prom is coming up and I don't have a date! D :

I tried to ask Glaive-Senpai, but I saw him with a girl!

If I don't find a date soon, I'll have to take my mom! And she's so unbearable to be around!

Hmmm... Maybe I can set up a booth with an attraction sign? Yes! It's such a brilliant plan! There's no way it wouldn't work!

Besides that, people kept throwing pennies at me and yelling stuff such as "Hanako tastes like bacon!" and "Give me the Chocolate Hisao!"

Makes me feel all prickly inside...*sigh*

Oh well. Good night Diary.

-scorptatious

P.S. If I somehow dropped this diary in the middle of campus and someone reads this, I'll be behind the bleachers. Please bring pickles.:heart-full:
 
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So apparently the only Japanese teacher is hospitalized and they had to get a substitute, who by the way is Pixy. Say what you want about Peggy Hill and her Spanish but at least she tries; even if she isn't real.
 
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So my band is playing at @Sanic 's house next weekend. You guys are invited if you wanna come or whatever.
 
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Lemme know if you wanna join Waifu's Tunnel Snakes... I'll make sure to get you a jacket. ; )
 
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Me at Kiwi High.

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Ziltoid said:
Did anyone else see this weird kid on campus today? He was walking around muttering about serial killers into a recording device. I think it was that same kid who keeps telling people he's writing some kind of novel or something.
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Pretty sure it was the same guy who brought the Molly Ringwald blowup doll to homecoming.
 
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hahaha whattt i'm just jokn round with you guys and you know joing rymes with tokingggg ahaha 520 friends let me get some of that devil's green!!!
 
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So I was in Mr. Chandler's class today. He was telling us how when we graduate that we should go to PVCC and get CADD degrees. When I told him how stupid that was and that CADD degrees are worthless he fucking freaked out and tried to pepper spray me. Who the hell hired this guy as a teacher anyways?
 
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The Dude said:
So I was in Mr. Chandler's class today. He was telling us how when we graduate that we should go to PVCC and get CADD degrees. When I told him how stupid that was and that CADD degrees are worthless he fucking freaked out and tried to pepper spray me. Who the hell hired this guy as a teacher anyways?
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But he's a genius who graduated from PVCC with a CADD degree on the honor roll.
 
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So I was in Mr. Chandler's class today. He was telling us how when we graduate that we should go to PVCC and get CADD degrees. When I told him how stupid that was and that CADD degrees are worthless he fucking freaked out and tried to pepper spray me. Who the hell hired this guy as a teacher anyways?
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I heard Mr. Chandler got in trouble with the district committee for vandalizing the main school banner. He kept attacking it while yelling "THE SCHOOL COLORS ARE NOT BLUE!!!" and security had to take him down. His hearing will be very soon.
 
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Ziltoid said:
I heard Mr. Chandler got in trouble with the district committee for vandalizing the main school banner. He kept attacking it while yelling "THE SCHOOL COLORS ARE NOT BLUE!!!" and security had to take him down. His hearing will be very soon.
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Good. He gives me a bad vibe and gives all the chicks rape eyes.
 
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