Kiwi High: The Thread

The Joker said:
My mom is making me join the gay ass Soccer team to make friends. :twisted: she said she's tired of paying my joy boys off..
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You sure will make friends at soccer

Does anyone know what they want to do for science fair? I know it's a little bit far off, but still. I would probably do some Skinner box work, but Tyce took all my mice!
 
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I was going to write a book report on Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, but the English teacher told me it had to be on Maradonia. She flipped the fuck out on me when I said Thompson was the greatest author in modern history, then the dumb bitch said she'd have her parents sue me for slander and libel. She's a fucking nut job, man.
 
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I was taking anatomy but any time i tried to learn about the skeletal system but I could never find the display for it. Anyone know where it went?
 
TM Ambrose said:
I was taking anatomy but any time i tried to learn about the skeletal system but I could never find the display for it. Anyone know where it went?
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You mean the one the teacher named Rika?
 
The Dude said:
I think I saw that twitchy burnout who was huffing from a bottle with it. He put a red wig and lingerie on it. That kid is fucked in the head, man
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Was he the one who made all the labels that said "Skilatin"
 
LegoTugboat said:
You mean 5 star general Connors. Don't you remember how he got promoted in boot camp?
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Oh yeah, I forgot. I swear to GodJesus, his rank seems to change literally every fucking day. Speaking of boot camp, that jenkem smelling faggot Tyce is spreading rumors again about General Connors being in Jesus Camp instead.

I'm gonna help our resident Marine pay him a visit tonight, with a skateboard, foam nunchucks, and some CO2 airsoft pistols in case he cheats and we have to switch to ranged attacks. EAT BBS FAGGOT!!!!! :stickup:

Anyway, I have to bench press a grand number of pounds with him in preparation for the battle. Hey, :tyceknife: agreed to take on both of us at once, although I tried to talk him out of it. :\
 
Mr. Connors did not go to Jesus camp. That guy literally repels happiness so much he'd never stand to be around the spirit of Jesus.
 
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Double post yo!

Did you guys see that little, weird TK guy? The one who climbs on lockers, sings only to himself and constantly acts like he's still in elementary school but when he acts normal, he is like 20 or so years older? I mean, he always laughs when someone pretends to be a valley girl, he always tucks his shirt into his shorts, and he's always watching old music videos from ABBA and Madonna on his iPad.

Oh wait, that was all me! I love spreading around rumors about myself. :o
 
Hey guys. I'm the new transfer student from europe, you'll recognize me from my thick scandinavian accent.

I'd like to ask more students to join the boxing club. It's just me and mr. Connors and he's giving me some very strange advice like "Footwork isn't as important as you think" and he brings weird things like practise swords, bows and BB guns to the ring.
During the last training session he was showing me his best warm up technicues and after 10 minutes he puked on me. After calming down, he showed me the proper way to do push ups, but after 10 or so he passed out. I decided to take my leave after I noticed a puddle forming under his pants.
 
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Breaking news fellow students! The anatomical skeletons were stolen from the bio lab. The only clue was a message spray painted on the wall that said: race war. Skeletenz r poepl to!
This is sick, the last time this happened the skeletons were found but it looked like some one had tried to have their way with it. :cryblood:
 
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The Joker said:
Breaking news fellow students! The anatomical skeletons were stolen from the bio lab. The only clue was a message spray painted on the wall that said: race war. Skeletenz r poepl to!
This is sick, the last time this happened the skeletons were found but it looked like some one had tried to have their way with it. :cryblood:
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Axolotl Counselor would like to remind you that skeleletons are in fact people too.
 
The Joker said:
Breaking news fellow students! The anatomical skeletons were stolen from the bio lab. The only clue was a message spray painted on the wall that said: race war. Skeletenz r poepl to!
This is sick, the last time this happened the skeletons were found but it looked like some one had tried to have their way with it. :cryblood:
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Goddamn that most retarded person in existence. When I see him again, I'm gonna capture him and force him and Mr. Connors to meet up and duke it out.

Hope that fuck Mr. Eli doesn't interfere.
 
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