Kiwi High: The Thread

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Breaking news fellow students! The anatomical skeletons were stolen from the bio lab. The only clue was a message spray painted on the wall that said: race war. Skeletenz r poepl to!
This is sick, the last time this happened the skeletons were found but it looked like some one had tried to have their way with it. :cryblood:
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The matchbox cars for our physics lab was stolen too... Hopefully the lab mice for my science fair is okay... otherwise I'm so gonna lose! I mean, even after I get them back they'll just be all traumatized!
 
Was cleaning out some clutter and found my old highschool day planners and scanned a few pages before throwing them out.
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Hey, know what's a good idea? Let's schedule a camping trip for the people in grade 8 who just entered highschool. Tell a bunch of young teens who don't know anyone to pair off into groups. Surely it won't effect their self esteem. Do it at the end of the year after they've made friends and it's summer? Fuck no! The freezing rain time of September is perfect.

Oh shit! Majora's Mask comes out next month ARROW ARROW ARROW!!!
no idea what that heart is for :/

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The scanner didn't pick up the highlighter ink I used, but I was quite excited for the Red Dwarf movie that was supposed to be out at that time. And why shouldn't I be? They talked about it all the time on the offical website. IT WAS BASICALLY PROMISED!
"Hopefully Red Dwarf movie comes out." Hopefully it does young Descent. Hopefully it does.JK it never did.

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You know, just the usual complex work that you get in grade 11.

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"Ask a/b demonology"

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"Bring Tea!" popped up three times through out the year in my planner for some reason.

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These...things popped up every few pages in my planners. No one talks like that.

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Holy fuck, the pretend people in my planner are intolerable.

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Hard to read, but the middle note says "Eng. Questions & 6 points for/against: Porno, women not advancing the work force, life in city better than in country"
 
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Big game against L. Shy High is tomorrow. We've practiced, we had to fight off that weird woman from using our football field for her gang initiations and we really improved race relations when some shit-huffing dumbass started going off about a race war and "skleetins". After all, nothing improves cooperation like mutual hatred.
 
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So if you're not in this then I s2g I dont hate you I'm just a loser and/or you werent in the chat during this very surreal conversation.
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From Top left to bottom right:
@TheAmazingAxolotl as the band geek
@BOLDYSPICY! as the artsy one
@CatParty as the school mascot who drinks way too much at football games and cusses out the gym teacher (Hellblazer)
@Rio as that one foreign exchange student from Sweden
@Waifu as the leader of the GTA fanclub
@Sanic, @Marvin and @Dynastia as the prankster triumvirate
@Hellblazer as the VP who also has to be the gym teacher because budget cuts and we're all assholes
@Null as the prinicpal who has had way too many reasons to end it all and not enough opportunities
@Cuddlebug as his secretary
@Glaive and @snakesvsplanes as that one couple
@DeagleDad420 as the shady school cop looking for terrorists
@Pandas Galore as that one nerd who is just so fucking done with everything
@KatsuKitty as the cheerleader
@wagglyplacebo as the everyman's bro
@Maruukat (I think? Did you change your avatar) and @Ronald Gaygun as the chess pervert.
Me as that one dork with the guitar who sometimes sings shit
and @Dormiebasne as the douchebag who was late to the fucking photo and so held everybody up

THERE. FML. Also inb4 "BETTER QUALITY PLS" I'll get it scanned onto my computer eventually.
 
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(Forgot this even existed but I don't normally forum roleplay)

So outside of being an average-above average student who never really socializes and happens to be an RPG geek, I'd definitely try to socialize more (by that I mean participate in this RP thing if I can) and maybe start up a fencing club.
 
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Last year was relatively disappointing. I spent the whole year doing nothing but hanging out in the japanese manga section of the library, while at the same time failing to grab the attention of a potential sweetheart.

@Glaive, the love of my life, is now with @Sanic, and that has brought my heart level down to -100%.

It's not over though! This year will be different! I've already made a new friend! His name is Jin, and he knows all there is about pleasing people. He's married to someone named Twilight Sparkle, and apparently they are having awesome sex! Oh, how I envy him! He even invited me over to have some fun with them sometime. I can't wait!

Shoot! I got to the assembly! Principal @Null says he's going to show the students a documentary about a man who has the mind of a baby! I'm excited!
 
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Where we last off I was trying to find my mice for my science fair project, I guess if I modify the Skinner Box I could use birds instead...

Also, I've been thinking next semester I should sign up as a teacher's assistant, I think my grades are pretty good, what do you think?
 
I call the student who is obsessed with underground black metal, and makes really lame one-man black metal in his basement. He would always dismiss other kinds of music as being "false" or "for posers"
Secretly, he would listen to Christian and the Hedgehog Boys unironically.
 
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