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Sounds like a dumb fucking waste of time that is not news.
'Avengers: Endgame' Defeminized Edit Removes Brie Larson, And Fun In General
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"Hey Peter Parker. Got something for me?"
No, and you have nothing for us either. Goodbye.
No, and you have nothing for us either. Goodbye.
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He's got to be crazy, he cut down a comic book movie to a rational running time. How can I possibly enjoy the relaxing wallpaper pattern of quipfightcryquipfightcry if it isn't three hours long?
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Also, the abbreviation for the "Christian alt-right organization called Luther Institute Georgetown-Manchester-Arlington".
This feels like someone legit wanted a tightened up movie without the pandering and "America's Ass" stupidity (I can sympathize), then realized they could get a good troll reaction if they called it a de-feminized cut like the one made for The Last Jedi, a movie that did badly need a non-feminist cut.
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I actually agree with most of the cuts and I think most people would.
Endgame made a lot of money but the reaction seemed to be a collective Meh.
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Wasn't this movie over 3 hours long anyways? I think cutting half of it for any reason is probably an improvement.
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It's a shame he went so far cause I'd actually like to see a cut down version of Endgame with as little Captain Marvel left in as possible. In fact he made a lot of cuts that I'd make too, if it's possible to keep coherence.
In fact I think I'll make my own cut once the Blu-ray releases, should be able to trim it down to under 2h30m pretty easily considering the extremely bloated second act.
- Cut out Brie Larson as much as you possibly can without breaking coherence
- Remove the unearned girl power shot at the end, so jarring.
- No Peter-Tony talking and hugging in the middle of the battle.
- Tony doesn't die in Pepper's arms. Rather, Peter talks to him and then he dies.
- Any science babble that isn't necessary to understand the story is gone. Nothing takes you out of a movie quite like obvious pseudo-science.
- No dumb kitchen psychology dialogue. For example when Hawkeye says "I wish she could know we won.", Wanda doesn't say "She knows. They all do.", she just looks at him sadly in agreement.
- Moping/Dialogue/Filler in first act reduced
- Most of the constant lame quips have been edited out to give a more consistent serious tone.
- No Nebula-Wifi. She gets kidnapped and they read her memory, that's it.
- Tony doesn't meet his dad, it's pointless. They succeed on first try in New York.
- Thor's whining reduced.
- Many little adjustments, tightenings, and cuts of unnecessary stuff.
- In general, whenever it felt like Marvel sniffing its own farts, that part is probably gone.
- Remove the unearned girl power shot at the end, so jarring.
- No Peter-Tony talking and hugging in the middle of the battle.
- Tony doesn't die in Pepper's arms. Rather, Peter talks to him and then he dies.
- Any science babble that isn't necessary to understand the story is gone. Nothing takes you out of a movie quite like obvious pseudo-science.
- No dumb kitchen psychology dialogue. For example when Hawkeye says "I wish she could know we won.", Wanda doesn't say "She knows. They all do.", she just looks at him sadly in agreement.
- Moping/Dialogue/Filler in first act reduced
- Most of the constant lame quips have been edited out to give a more consistent serious tone.
- No Nebula-Wifi. She gets kidnapped and they read her memory, that's it.
- Tony doesn't meet his dad, it's pointless. They succeed on first try in New York.
- Thor's whining reduced.
- Many little adjustments, tightenings, and cuts of unnecessary stuff.
- In general, whenever it felt like Marvel sniffing its own farts, that part is probably gone.
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Brie Larson is in the movie for all of five minutes. And Black Panther isn't important in the movie except as continuity porn.
I imagine Black Widow and Nebula, who actually affect the plot, are still in there. Trimming length from this bloated movie at the cost of fanservice is not a negative.
I imagine Black Widow and Nebula, who actually affect the plot, are still in there. Trimming length from this bloated movie at the cost of fanservice is not a negative.
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So wait. isn't the writer admitting to having pirated or viewed (a cut) copy of the movie without the express written consent of the owners of the IP, thus violating federal copyright law?
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720p? Not 640x480? This man has strayed from the light.
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The Readme said:
Also the Readme said:
Most Christian types I know who are serious about it believe in an afterlife. In fact, it's sort of mandatory doctrine. And complaining because a character indicates her own belief in an afterlife? That'd be like bitching about Cap saying, "There's only one God, and I'm pretty sure He doesn't dress like that."
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A stupid fan-edit film made by a random dude on the Interweb to fuck with people is somehow newsworthy. Journalism 2019
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A rat has more plot relevance than Brie Larsen did...and no, that isn't hyperbole.
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Anybody trying to cut out all the corrosive parts from the latest Disney film is a mongoloid. It's all Jewish brain poison and completely irredeemable. Also who fucks with p2p releases? Scene releases >> shit edited and encoded by Bob Bumblefuck.
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It appears to only be on Pirate Bay which I avoid using, but made an exception to get this. This dude even edited the production company logo sequences and put in Pepe. It's down to 1hr 25min and it's one of the pretty good quality (at least for audio) Korean cam rips so it has Korean subtitles. I'll be giving the whole thing a watch this weekend with the wife.
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This edit features the 14 words and has a fucking pepe edited into the logo and retard journalists still can't tell it's a troll.
Holy fuck these people are stupid.
Holy fuck these people are stupid.
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This is the most important edit. Like in TLJ, where all the stronk womyn bull can't hold a candle to Snoke masturbating.
Normal Christians understand the afterlife is largely metaphorical. You know because they try not to die and grieve when someone dies as much as anyone else. They also don't spout corny shit when someone is grieving in a non-religious setting.
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I think this is the torrent they are reeing about.
Downloaded the read.me with all the changes.
This shit is amazing, either a legit loony or a god-tier trollAvengers: Endgame De-Feminized Fanedit (aka Anti-Cheese-Cut)
Avengers: Endgame De-Feminized Fanedit, aka Anti-Cheese-Cut, aka Straight White Male Edition
It's Endgame, but no feminism, no gay shit, no boring filler and lengthy fanservice, no constant quips; and other small changes.
720p x264, 192kbps AAC, 1h 25m runtime
Based on the V3 cam. Image is rather good for a cam, audio is fantastic (probably line, no audience noises at all and great quality).
General list of changes, in no particular order:
- Absolutely no Brie Larson, neither in the beginning nor in the finale. Hence Anti-Cheese. (Get it?)
- The Stan Lee themed Marvel intro from Captain Marvel was cut into this. This should very obviously have been the movie to have it in the first place.
- Women in final battle severely reduced. They should be at home taking care of their kids. In particular Pepper has no business being there. Does she want her daughter to become an orphan?
- Obviously no women-heros roundabout shot.
- Spiderman doesn't get rescued by women two times, there's no need to.
- Black Widow doesn't throw Hawkeye off of herself, instead he directly jumps. She still rescues him, but fails to hold onto his hand and falls down directly. More dynamic and realistic.
- No Peter-Tony talking and hugging in the middle of the battle. That's how you get yourself killed.
- Thanos immediately notices the stones are gone from the gauntlet. No "I am inevitable", no "I am Iron Man" crap. He just realizes his error, has a little bit of time to feel the shock of his failure and then he's blasted away.
- Tony doesn't die in Pepper's arms, she isn't there. Rather, Peter talks to him and then he dies.
- Black Panther isn't the first revived Avenger to arrive and gets a bit less time. He's really not that important. Also, no Wakanda apechant.
- Female sorceress gets scared of Hulk and just gives him the stone. Their talk was just a giant plothole anyway.
- Any science babble that isn't necessary to understand the story is gone. Nothing takes you out of a movie quite like obvious pseudo-science. Besides, the movie is full of plotholes anyway, may as well stop pretending that anything makes sense.
- Wanda's scenes in final battle are gone. She made everyone else look useless, just like Brie did.
- No women leader conference, no gay support group talk, ...
- No dumb kitchen psychology dialogue. For example when Hawkeye says "I wish she could know we won.", Wanda doesn't say "She knows. They all do.", she just looks at him sadly in agreement. Nat is fucking dead, she doesn't know shit; Hawkeye isn't a child you have to lie to.
- Moping/Dialogue/Filler in first act severely reduced, time travel happens after ~30 minutes.
- Most of the constant lame quips have been edited out to give a more consistent serious tone. Examples: Fortnite, Dab, America's ass, etc.
- No Nebula-Wifi. She gets kidnapped and they read her memory, that's it.
- Tony doesn't meet his dad, it's pointless. They succeed on first try in New York.
- Thor doesn't meet his mom, it's pointless and boring and more kitchen psychology nonsense.
- No Hawkeye training his daughter to shoot arrows scene. Young women should learn skills to become good wives and mothers and leave the fighting to men.
- No Thor being told he can't wield the gauntlet. Hulk simply says he will do it and that's it.
- No Quill & Gamora reunion. Hence also no Quill getting kicked in his balls for no reason.
- Valkyrie is barely in it, and certainly doesn't become queen. After Ragnarok she should be sitting in a dungeon for treason making sandwiches for Thor.
- Thor's whining reduced. Sadly he's unsalvageable in general, but I did the best to make him more dignified.
- Many little adjustments, tightenings, rescored parts and cuts of unnecessary stuff.
- No Captain America time travel paradox plothole and pussying out. The movie just cuts to black the moment he travels into the past to bring back the stones.
- Everything after final battle again strongly shortened. Nobody needs all that reduntant shit and its boring to watch.
- In general, whenever it felt like Marvel sniffing its own farts, that part is probably gone.
Not all the cuts are perfect, but all things considered I think it works pretty well. In particular the first act, but also the second act are much tighter and more on point now, in my opinion anyway. The final battle has only a handful of cuts in comparison, because action is fun to watch and the whole point of the movie. If you're in this to cry like a bitch all the time, watch the normal version. The main character arcs of course still exist, they're just not as tedious anymore.
Subsribe to Pewdiepie.
Q & A:
Who influenced your work?
- My greatest editing influence is Candace Owens. But some of her montage ideas are frankly too radical even for my taste.
Are you an MRA?
- I'm member of a Christian Alt-Right organization called Luther Institute Georgetown-Manchester-Arlington.
If he's not a troll and is completely serious he’s a lolcow. Either way it’s funny as hell. I’m 99% sure though that it’s a troll.