Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,638 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,542
So I wonder what low effort video we will get today? I wonder if we will see the part 2 of the Japan snacks.
I predict:

-at least one shot of the ceiling with a scary disembodied voice telling us it's ready.
-something about struggling with her mental
-Unflattering shots of Becky doing her chores in the background
-LOTS of sitting!
-If we're lucky, maybe a shot of a bright blue sky or birds walking or the discovery of some new plant she's never noticed in her front yard before.

Alternatively:

-Kielbasa Sausage Mukbang | Part Deux
10 minutes of Amber cumming over a plate of sodium, with lots of smug laughter and not a worry in the world! 🌭🥴
 
I don't believe she went to the weight loss clinic because she has no intention of denying herself the food that she CRAVES.

I hate when she sees a doctor once, or just makes an appointment but doesn't show up, and then calls them" my doctor". To me, when you say "my doctor", it is someone who knows your medical history, who you have a relationship with and see at least once a year for a physical. The way she goes on about my therapist, my nutritionist, my psychiatrist. They are all figments of her imagination.
 
Hamber is vagueposting because she never saw a Doctor.

Now she'll have a reason to abandon it with out ever actually revealing her doctor etc.
I don't know. I can buy that she went. However, I can guarantee on the life of my non-existent dead nephew that she will never follow up and she will never follow the plan. It's really that simple. Imagine going to a weight loss specialist at 570 elbees and having the fucking nerve to question his opinion which is based on results and science.

Of course, you're right, the simple answer is that she totally blew it off because muh swelllleeeeen. If that clinic is as busy as she postulates, they aren't going to accept several broken appointments and be willing to set up another. Doesn't matter either way. Gorl is fucked. She's been fucked for a while. Now she's just leaning into it.

I agree with everyone that her face looks bigger than ever and I didn't think that was possible.
 
I don't know. I can buy that she went. However, I can guarantee on the life of my non-existent dead nephew that she will never follow up and she will never follow the plan. It's really that simple. Imagine going to a weight loss specialist at 570 elbees and having the fucking nerve to question his opinion which is based on results and science.

Of course, you're right, the simple answer is that she totally blew it off because muh swelllleeeeen. If that clinic is as busy as she postulates, they aren't going to accept several broken appointments and be willing to set up another. Doesn't matter either way. Gorl is fucked. She's been fucked for a while. Now she's just leaning into it.

I agree with everyone that her face looks bigger than ever and I didn't think that was possible.

Also I don't think her first stop would even be the WLS, they'd refer her to doctors to see if she can even qualify don't they???

Ahh well. She'd also need to bathe before going.
 
Found on reddit, thought it would be nice to share.


These screenshots were taken a year apart.
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Ambermuch has evolved into Amberlax!
 
Have you ever seen one of the stomachs removed on My 600 lb Life? Her stomach is easily as big as those. She can fit a shitload of food in there.

Those things are GINORMOUS. In nursing school, we study anatomy in depth, and I have never seen stomachs like the patients on My 600 Lb Life have... it's unreal. I 100% believe that Amberlynn has a stomach EXACTLY like you said.

CF meals are always outrageous portions. I'm not sure why they do it, but their portion sizes are as large as their menu. It's one of those places you go to and immediately ask for a to go box when you order. What kills me every time is that she can slam down the entire thing like it's a light snack and still be hungry later. It's un-fucking-believable how much she can pack away without batting an eyelash. What's even weirder is that no one else (save that occasional Ricky side eye) bats an eyelash. I mean, do what you do, booboo, but if we're eating a meal together and you're literally hoovering orange chicken then there will probably be a little cringe from myself on your behalf.

This is very true. Like when she eats Subway, not only can she pack down a footlong sub in one sitting, but also TWO bags of chips, and TWO huge cookies, and she doesn't get sick from. It is beyond alarming. I have never been to Cheesecake Factory, but I've seen photos online and it looked to me like the portions were for more than one person.

idk where to put this information.. but i recently discovered a crash bandicoot boss that.... well
[boss madam amberly]
i need a mashup drawing of this STAT
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OMG could someone photoshop that shirt she always wears onto this? The one with the lacing on the chest, that really, actually belongs inthe back, but she wears it backwards? It would be perfection.

No. Bariatric patients aside, rupturing your stomach from overstuffing it is extremely rare (even for them it's rare).

The vast majority of people will puke if their stomach gets too full of food and/or liquid. They will puke involuntarily if they're not already inducing it (bulimia).

For bariatric patients, it's not extremely rare. Surgical bariatric patients rupture the staple or suture line sometimes, when they binge. For a non-surgical patient, it would be rare, for sure, but not impossible. Amberlynn is not typical. There is nothing normal about her. I would not be surprised if the one in a million happened to her.

You are entirely correct..her fat rolls are bigger then her tits.

I'd estimate she's actually a B cup, and most of her bra is filled with rolls she tries to hide. Her 'cleavage' pictures are always hilarious to me because they just look mishapen and bulbous because fat versus actually tits.

Nahhh, a B is far too small. She's definitely at least a C, but potentially even a D. The thing is, her breasts look incredibly small because of all her other rolls/udders. If we isolated her boobs, it'd be easier to estimate their size lol. I think her center rolls are more like DDD or E or F, for sure.
 
Nahhh, a B is far too small. She's definitely at least a C, but potentially even a D. The thing is, her breasts look incredibly small because of all her other rolls/udders. If we isolated her boobs, it'd be easier to estimate their size lol. I think her center rolls are more like DDD or E or F, for sure.
I'm not trying to backseat mod, but in the future please use multi-quote if you want to respond to several posts at once. It makes everything a little tidier and easier to read, especially with busy threads like this one.
 
yeah, I have to agree with you guys. is that a DD cup in the middle roll??

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Where does one even find shirts where the sleeves fit over those massively obese-thunder-thigh-looking ARMS? Jeezus.

I'm not trying to backseat mod, but in the future please use multi-quote if you want to respond to several posts at once. It makes everything a little tidier and easier to read, especially with busy threads like this one.

I don't know what that means or how to do it, as I have not even been on this site for more than 24 hours. If someone can explain what/how, I would be happy to oblige your request.
 
BhertMern said:

I'm not trying to backseat mod, but in the future please use multi-quote if you want to respond to several posts at once. It makes everything a little tidier and easier to read, especially with busy threads like this one.



I don't know what that means or how to do it, as I have not even been on this site for more than 24 hours. If someone can explain what/how, I would be happy to oblige your request.

Your post above literally has multi-quotes...
 
Where does one even find shirts where the sleeves fit over those massively obese-thunder-thigh-looking ARMS? Jeezus.



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