Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Lame Entropy]

Curious question..they'd be pauper field material right? Some googling and just thinks I remember reading over the years is that a pauper/unclaimed will get the bare minimum because funeral homes get boned on government repaying them. <We're talking like the government will allocate under 2 grand for funeral costs> and IIRC, cremation generally requires a next of kin signature.

That is all before we take into account Hamber's massive size. But maybe her freakish nature will mean some university will pay to dissect her? I have no real idea. I doubt Hamber has any sort of card for this. <Nor am I entirely sure if being an organ donor lets them do this any how>.

What is clear is that her death will be an unclaimed situation. Her family and her don't talk, and why would they claim her? They sure couldn't afford a damn thing for her.

I stopped being a lazy fuck and did some googling. It looks like you're right in that the state takes over and pays for the bare minimum if no one coughs up the dough and claims the body. Now I'm just wondering if an extra cost like a size upgrade is accounted for.

Somehow I doubt Amber's ever thought to be considerate enough to donate her body to science and her organs are probably fucked and useless.

Curiously enough, morbidly obese people are a fire hazard in crematoriums because they can cause "grease fires" while being cremated.....

 

[StrawberryDouche]

In many states, paupers are buried in a mass grave. Burials take place 2-4 times a year. They'd just roll her into a trench and cover it with dirt, then a new deposit goes on top next time.

Maybe in Uncle Fuck, Kentucky paupers get their own grave because of the small population, but maybe not.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Random question: With the Slatons getting on the Family by the Ton show, will this have any impact on Amber wanting to go on MSPL? Will she become jealous and want to be on TV too?

 

[ADHD]

Random question: With the Slatons getting on the Family by the Ton show, will this have any impact on Amber wanting to go on MSPL? Will she become jealous and want to be on TV too?

Will she be jealous? Definitely. Will it be enough to get her to go for MSHPL? That might depend on what her YouTubey shekels situation is at that time.

 

[497]

I stopped being a lazy fuck and did some googling. It looks like you're right in that the state takes over and pays for the bare minimum if no one coughs up the dough and claims the body. Now I'm just wondering if an extra cost like a size upgrade is accounted for.

Somehow I doubt Amber's ever thought to be considerate enough to donate her body to science and her organs are probably fucked and useless.

Curiously enough, morbidly obese people are a fire hazard in crematoriums because they can cause "grease fires" while being cremated.....

i'm being lazy but I wonder if her family could donate her body to science? if no other plans were made. there's been autopsies on fatties but I haven't seen any on AL's size. even if it's just to satisfy people's curiosity on what her bones, skeleton, joints, heart and liver look like.

 

[Billie Ross]

The question remains... was that the same car?

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

if no other plans were made. there's been autopsies on fatties but I haven't seen any on AL's size. even if it's just to satisfy people's curiosity on what her bones, skeleton, joints, heart and liver look like.

Med schools generally don't want hyper-obese people like Amber. Breaking down a body that large is a tremendous amount of work, so they're really not good for anatomical study.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

The question remains... was that the same car?

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It sure as fuck looks like it.

 

[Twinkie]

The question remains... was that the same car?

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clearly it is. i don't know why people are saying it isn't

She's like 300 pounds too heavy to be donated to science.

 

[Xenomorph]

She's like 300 pounds too heavy to be donated to science.

So bring her to ripleys believe it or not lmao.

Some crazy ass curiosity would buy her carcass to hack into and study.

 

[gay frogs]

People her size can be cremated. I’ve known someone personally who weighed more than her who was cremated.

 

[Twinkie]

People her size can be cremated. I’ve known someone personally who weighed more than her who was cremated.

Who paid for it though...

 

[Okami Green]

She's like 300 pounds too heavy to be donated to science.

She's like 300 pounds too heavy for the gurney. She's like 300 pounds too heavy for a normal coffin, too. Also - it's pretty hard to cremate someone that large, the equipment isn't meant for Jabba the Hutt.

Also, they can set the crematorium on fire, apparently. Imagine your own fat being responsible for a grease fire.

 

[gay frogs]

Who paid for it though...

The persons family, I was just addressing the “Amber Lynn can’t be cremated” thing that keeps coming up. Americans are huge and funeral homes are adapting.

She's like 300 pounds too heavy for the gurney.

There are gurneys for people her size. You would be surprised at the things out there to accommodate death fats.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

She died as she lived; laying on pillow mountain covered in filth, smellin’ like moldy bread and shit with Trisha Paytas and Shane Dawson playing on her laptop

all the while her phone is blowing up with notifications from her betterhelp™ "doctor" saying that she's in top health

I may be late in observing this, but, considering her videos are back dated wouldn't that mean she's been filming all these videos during the time she was complaining about being too depressed to do anything?

She films like 3-4 videos in a single day and chills for the next 2 weeks masticating. She basically says this in her latest video.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I wonder if the body farm at UT would be interested in Amber's remains.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I wonder if the body farm at UT would be interested in Amber's remains.

It would be a case study like none other. Actually, they probably would since they try to suss out the decomposition of all types of bodies in all types of situations. They could put her in a house structure and see how long or what stages it would go through. From what I understand they have several different "scenarios" they'll put their bodies in to track the differences forensically. This may actually be her best bet.

Random question: With the Slatons getting on the Family by the Ton show, will this have any impact on Amber wanting to go on MSPL? Will she become jealous and want to be on TV too?

Plot twist: The show that Hamber was "auditioning" for last year was actually Family by the Ton. Wouldn't that be more delicious than orange chicken? The fucking Slatons landed a show and Hamber didn't. That's pure gold.

Edit for double post because I'm a dummy:

The question remains... was that the same car?

It's not the same car. Look at the upper right quadrant on both of the top pics. the paneling is differently colored. Is it the same or similar model of car? Maybe, but it's not the same car unless the lighting is super fucked up.

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

I wonder if the body farm at UT would be interested in Amber's remains.

University of Texas? They should be, to train more Dr Now's.

 

[Twinkie]

University of Texas? They should be, to train more Dr Now's.

Tennessee gorl

e: Everyone around her is poor. Everyone. Fucking poor.

If she had any decency at all she would have purchased life insurance a long time ago (it would cost her more to get it now, because fat) or at the very least prepaid her final expenses.

 

[Guardsman42]

The FBI also has an extensive body farm.

As for 'can her family..' well maybe. But there's no way for local authorities to know how to find or contact her next of kin. Hamber has no will. For all intents and purposes, she can be treated as a Jane Doe by the local authorities.

Plot twist: The show that Hamber was "auditioning" for last year was actually Family by the Ton. Wouldn't that be more delicious than orange chicken? The fucking Slatons landed a show and Hamber didn't. That's pure gold.

Edit for double post because I'm a dummy:



It's not the same car. Look at the upper left right quadrant on both of the top pics. the paneling is differently colored. Is it the same or similar model of car? Maybe, but it's not the same car unless the lighting is super fucked up.

I was thinking the same thing.

The material is different as well, you can see mesh and not mesh. It's not the same vehicle. But a similiar make. <Wouldn't it be just like Hamber to break one car, and just get in another equally incapable of hauling her lardass because it's dainty?>