Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Whatthefuck]

University of Texas? They should be, to train more Dr Now's.

Nah, University of Tennessee. They have a world famous body farm.

Edit: ninja'd

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

If she did suddenly die, do you think they'd have to do quick funeral? I highly fucking doubt Amberlynn is going to fit in a regular sized drawer at a morgue/funeral home.

 

[Concerned Vagino-American]

I wonder if the body farm at UT would be interested in Amber's remains.

You could repurpose her corpse as the base of a bouncy castle.

That way, she might bring some enjoyment into the world instead of sucking it out.

 

[ADHD]

Plot twist: The show that Hamber was "auditioning" for last year was actually Family by the Ton. Wouldn't that be more delicious than orange chicken? The fucking Slatons landed a show and Hamber didn't. That's pure gold.

That would be hilarious, but I don't think that was the case, because Amber hasn't got any family to take on the show with her.

 

[VerucasSault]

The question remains... was that the same car?

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I know some of you aren't big fans of ShivvyPop but she did a live stream the other night where she investigates this very topic. The video is time-stamped in the comments so you can find that moment. Her reaction is pretty funny. Highly recommend watching at least that. It was actually a really good stream (with the exception of some technical difficulties every now and then).

 

[ADHD]

If she did suddenly die, do you think they'd have to do quick funeral? I highly fucking doubt Amberlynn is going to fit in a regular sized drawer at a morgue/funeral home.

Why even bother with a funeral? No one in Kentucky, including Becky, wants to sit through that. If Amber doesn't care enough about having a funeral to prepay the expenses for it, she doesn't need to have one.

The body farm idea sounds like a great solution to the dead Amber problem.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Gross. I can just imagine the barefoot little Mexican kids jumping on her belly when suddenly, like Old Faithful, a puff of corpse gasses escapes and then the whole bouncy house implodes carrying off little Juan into the wind.

 

[Whatthefuck]

That would be hilarious, but I don't think that was the case, because Amber hasn't got any family to take on the show with her.

Au contraire. She now has a nephew.

 

[ADHD]

Au contraire. She now has a nephew.

Well yes, but he doesn't need WLS..... yet.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Well yes, but he doesn't need WLS..... yet.

Give it time. If he blooms like his aunt we may have a second generation cow.

 

[Pepper Jack]

I was thinking the same thing.

The material is different as well, you can see mesh and not mesh. It's not the same vehicle. But a similiar make. <Wouldn't it be just like Hamber to break one car, and just get in another equally incapable of hauling her lardass because it's dainty?>

Look at the stickers on the back windshield. They are the same and in the same place. It's the same car.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I still cannot for the life of me watch one of her videos on their own. They are an absolute CHORE to get through. I have to watch reaction videos to her videos. KickingGeese is my go-to because of how chill she is.

That said, while I am not wishing for someone to die, it's hard for me to give a shit about Amberlynn's health at this point. It's clear as day that she's nothing more than a sloth and a glutton. She's also a complete soul-sucker with everyone who's around her; a completely toxic person ... And she's comfortable being THAT person. So ... That means I'm pretty comfortable with the fact that this bitch is gonna die sooner than later.

 

[666EVE666]

Asspats. Asspats everywhere.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

If she did suddenly die, do you think they'd have to do quick funeral? I highly fucking doubt Amberlynn is going to fit in a regular sized drawer at a morgue/funeral home.

Funeral homes, Medical Examiners and schools for Mortuary Science have walk in freezers that Amber would fit into. There's no way Amber's going to have a funeral because no one is going to pay for it and only a few people would show up anyway. The state will have to cough up the dough to have her cremated. Amber can legally be identified so she's not going to be treated as a Jane Doe. I'm sure her mom will pick up her ashes which Aunt Tammie will then proceed to flush down the toilet - kidding.

I don't know if the Body Farm would accept her. The stench that she would radiate while bloating then decomposing would obviously be awful but on top of that it would take so long before all the tissue was gone. They'd also have to build a 6XL fence just for her, seems like too much of a hassle. My suggestion is dump her out at sea, let the fish eat her.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Asspats. Asspats everywhere.

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who the fuck are these tards?

 

[666EVE666]

who the fuck are these tards?

Most likely people who are either new to Amber or are also very fat and doing nothing about it

 

[Whatthefuck]

Most likely people who are either new to Amber or are also very fat and doing nothing about it

Or Becks and Mumbles are finally earning their wages. This is fucking ridiculous. Who in their right mind could look at that abortion of a video from yesterday and today and give this ignorant shit stain an atta gorl?

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

I still cannot for the life of me watch one of her videos on their own. They are an absolute CHORE to get through. I have to watch reaction videos to her videos. KickingGeese is my go-to because of how chill she is.

That said, while I am not wishing for someone to die, it's hard for me to give a shit about Amberlynn's health at this point. It's clear as day that she's nothing more than a sloth and a glutton. She's also a complete soul-sucker with everyone who's around her; a completely toxic person ... And she's comfortable being THAT person. So ... That means I'm pretty comfortable with the fact that this bitch is gonna die sooner than later.

I am here to watch the shitshow and do not root for her or hope for her death. If you are 600 elbees and a possible bloodclot on your laygg or thousands of people warning you or not being able to fit in the car or splayed feet or no fitting clothes etc is not a stern warning to stop fucking around and stuff your face, well, then I can not be arsed to care to be honest.

It would be sad if she were to just have a massive coronary and drop dead, however it would save her a lot of anguish and trouble, so it would be the more humane way. On the other hand, if her body starts failing hard and fast, part by part, she might get the message being a fucking lardball is not a good thing and her channel might seriously be about weightloss for once, and she would see people were right all along. Plus, it would have the massive bonus of each and every one of us, and Geese and Mike and Petty and Shaquana (with hopefully massive drama fallout), being able to go to her channel or instagram and say "told you so".

 

[Guardsman42]

We also know Hamber uses sock puppets. Buys subs..etc.

Chances are, it's just her posting as sock puppets.

Also the Body farm discussion, we can drag that into the health thread along with discussing how Hamber should die. It all wraps up together. <I mean not like what'll kill her before if she will take the fast way out when things get bad>

 

[ADHD]

Or Becks and Mumbles are finally earning their wages. This is fucking ridiculous. Who in their right mind could look at that abortion of a video from yesterday and today and give this ignorant shit stain an atta gorl?

The only atta gorl she deserves is for making a funny video, but that's not what these morons are passing out.