🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Call 555-HYPE said:
What if he dun goofed us?
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That plan would be/is retarded, and if - implying that Ralph can think further than his next bottle of Makers Mark, which is highly doubtful - this was really all just one big gay op of his, I'd say he dun goofed himself.
 
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Ralph's behavior on Twitter is appalling.
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And yet the blue checkmark remains. It's telling of what Twitter will put up with from a fake Right Winger who basically makes everyone who has ever guested on his show look awful by association. Present company excepted, favored feeder.
 
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Call 555-HYPE said:
Fully willing to admit I'm wrong on this, but what if Ralph is pulling the long con? Tinfoil post incoming:

He's been around long enough to know what draws in viewers. His streams were most popular when covering ongoing dramas. When Tonka/Warski died off, he reverted to his go-to format and watched his numbers dwindle. With the move to DLive, he lost even more but continued with his usual show.

He knew this wasn't working out, and if he can't find a compelling drama to follow, why not create his own?

He uses his real life circumstances (sick mother, dead father, broken friendships) to recreate himself as a drunken, pathetic heel -- maybe even in coordination with Gator, Flam, and others.

He gets the dumpster fire going with the Soph stream, stokes it with the mom call, and really gets it rolling with Pillstream. All eyes are on him. Most will tune in to see how much worse it can get, but they'll still tune in.

He slowly but surely loses the slurring, drunken behavior; the tech issues resolve; new co-hosts come on board -- all while streaming to double his pre-meltdown numbers. Hell, he already has Dick, Damé, BlackPidgeon booked, and his tweets are actually coherent. Momentary sobriety or something else?

What if he dun goofed us?
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Pretending to act retarded is still acting retarded.
 
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I don’t know if this has already been posted, but Ralph has tweeted out that tonight he will be co-hosted by the female co-creator. I’m assuming this means Nora.
With Ralph being faded as hell and Dame laughing his ass off, I wonder how Nora will take it?
 
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Shady Attorney said:
I don’t know if this has already been posted, but Ralph has tweeted out that tonight he will be co-hosted by the female co-creator. I’m assuming this means Nora.
With Ralph being faded as hell and Dame laughing his ass off, I wonder how Nora will take it?
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I actually hope it's Nora because the only other girl within Ralph's immediate interests that comes to mind is Soph and that would be a trashfire.
 
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Shady Attorney said:
I don’t know if this has already been posted, but Ralph has tweeted out that tonight he will be co-hosted by the female co-creator. I’m assuming this means Nora.
With Ralph being faded as hell and Dame laughing his ass off, I wonder how Nora will take it?
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000% said:
I actually hope it's Nora because the only other girl within Ralph's immediate interests that comes to mind is Soph and that would be a trashfire.
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Co-creator of the killstream means nora you dumb dumbs. Soph didnt even show up till after the show went to shit.
 
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Call 555-HYPE said:
Fully willing to admit I'm wrong on this, but what if Ralph is pulling the long con? Tinfoil post incoming:

He's been around long enough to know what draws in viewers. His streams were most popular when covering ongoing dramas. When Tonka/Warski died off, he reverted to his go-to format and watched his numbers dwindle. With the move to DLive, he lost even more but continued with his usual show.

He knew this wasn't working out, and if he can't find a compelling drama to follow, why not create his own?

He uses his real life circumstances (sick mother, dead father, broken friendships) to recreate himself as a drunken, pathetic heel -- maybe even in coordination with Gator, Flam, and others.

He gets the dumpster fire going with the Soph stream, stokes it with the mom call, and really gets it rolling with Pillstream. All eyes are on him. Most will tune in to see how much worse it can get, but they'll still tune in.

He slowly but surely loses the slurring, drunken behavior; the tech issues resolve; new co-hosts come on board -- all while streaming to double his pre-meltdown numbers. Hell, he already has Dick, Damé, BlackPidgeon booked, and his tweets are actually coherent. Momentary sobriety or something else?

What if he dun goofed us?
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There's always the possibility that things are not what they appear, yes. We are not in his head, but when you look at the evidence...

At the VERY least he's trying hard to act like an utter exceptional, a mess, an addict. Which is exceptional behaviour in of itself. He was doing fine fairly recently, and the show was doing just great.
 
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000% said:
I actually hope it's Nora because the only other girl within Ralph's immediate interests that comes to mind is Soph and that would be a trashfire.
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...well and Jessie Southern and probably also what's her name. Indigo White?
 
Goku 1000000 O said:
Jim, please find a way to bottle your essence. For some reason it makes ‘men’ go wild. Imagine the applications. And just look at the results so far;
Sargon, ass pained because Jim wouldn’t gaymergate his face so he put himself into a inadvertent political death spiral because of the pedo stream
SFO, obsesses over Jim because of Metokur days and jealously over his 7-inch epeen in comparison to his micro peen
Vee, drunkenly tweets about how he loves his videos while calling him a snake (top tsun)
And now we got Walph Wigout
Has Xanax and Alcohol infused soliloquies about some fag he knew during gamer gate that has a nice voice and used to show up on his show because it was a giant dumpster fire repository.

That soliloquy is fucking embarrassing Ralph, I’d immediately neck myself the second I was aware of what I’d just done. The fact that your homolust over Jim, drove you to do that is fucking sad beyond measure.
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I've been digging back but this is just moving too fast. Is there a link to Ralph's sonnet to Jim? Is it part of the Xanaxstream?
 
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000% said:
I actually hope it's Nora because the only other girl within Ralph's immediate interests that comes to mind is Soph and that would be a trashfire.
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Love_Machine011 said:
Co-creator of the killstream means nora you dumb dumbs. Soph didnt even show up till after the show went to shit.
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It's also possible that it's either Janet Bloomfield (aka judgybitch) or Margaret Maclennan.
Both were around in the early days of Killstream
 
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MediocreMilt said:
It's also possible that it's either Janet Bloomfield (aka judgybitch) or Margaret Maclennan.
Both were around in the early days of Killstream
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Margwet is more likely to give kenny a colonoscopy bag to shotgun than show up on a literal who stream, and the other thot has no pull so I dont know why'd he'd advertise it.
 
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No Pact said:
All he needs to do is tell Gator and Flamenco "I am sorry and I need help" and his life would dramatically improve. It's amazing that he would rather set his life on fire than admit fault in anything.
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to be fair at this point he probably values the high that the xanies and liquor give him thousands of times more than any feelings he gets from interacting with other people. the drugs have put him an another world where everything is fine 24/7 and he doesn't give a fuck about reality, in which he is a Z-list eceleb with a failing career, a cheating GF, no platform worth a shit, a rapidly decreasing bank account with no source of real income, and dead/dying parents.
 
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Smarty Pants said:
Yeah she found out that she left him from here because she's on Kiwi Duty when Ethan is passed out. That's where people have been speculating about their marriage and that's where people have pointed to her putting her Twitter on private as suspicious. Either that or she browses /cow/ which I think is unlikely given the blacked memes of her (or maybe not).

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Orrrrr.....It is really Ralph operating that Nora acct? I found the Ralphlike lol at the end of the sentence rather suspect. Just thought I'd throw out some conspiritard shite for us to mull over.
 
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