T. Greg Doucette / Thomas Gregory Doucette / greg_doucette / TGDLaw / fsckemall / lawdevnull / TDot - Super Lawyer, Failed Politician, Captain of The Threadnought, Drowning in Debt

I downloaded one of the zips and have attached it here. In this case, plaintiff is suing a ministry for negligence of some sort because they stepped through some of the boards of a porch and injured themselves. Douchette is representing the defendant, TRUE LIFE MINISTRIES. As far as I can tell, they lost; this doesn't necessarily mean Douchette did anything wrong, and I cannot provide reasonable legal analysis of the case.

I went back to the link @Pham provided and no documents are available there anymore. This is the only zip I grabbed.
 

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Also, in rereading the OP, this guy is classic clear-cut deadbeat dad. He knocked up his HS girlfriend and skipped town for NC State at 17 then proceeded to not have a real job for the last 20 years getting by mostly mooching off of his perma-gfs or taking out student loans larger than the GDP of several Latin American countries.
Think there's a child support judgement on record for him somewhere? I wouldn't be surprised if his loser ass is still in arrears.
 
If there is then he lied on his bankruptcy forms
So which is more likely:
Did he lie on court documents?
Or did he go for the classic loser route of signing away all parental rights in exchange for the GF not pursuing him for child support?

Given that he is of such deficient character, neither outcome would surprise me.
 
So which is more likely:
Did he lie on court documents?
Or did he go for the classic loser route of signing away all parental rights in exchange for the GF not pursuing him for child support?

Given that he is of such deficient character, neither outcome would surprise me.
Although neither route would surprise me, it's also possible that the woman just never pursued a judgement against him because you can't get blood from a stone. Lots of crap men skate by without a concrete record of their shittiness because the woman doesn't want to bother trying to get money from a bum who mostly doesn't have it.
 
I went back to the link @Pham provided and no documents are available there anymore. This is the only zip I grabbed.
My crack team of elite iranian super hackers managed to grab all the files before they were yeeted.
 
Another thing worth noting is that the your class rank and alma mater essentially determines your earning potential. Unlike most other professional fields, the rank and prestige of your school matters a lot. If you're a lawyer who attended one of the top schools in country (usually referred to as the T14), you're generally set for a well-paying job (if you want it; some would prefer to do public lawyering, which by and large doesn't make much) as long as you didn't bottom out the curve. The lower you go on the U.S. News Rankings, the less career opportunities you will have, the less transferable your J.D. will be to other parts of the country, and the better you have to perform in order to be competitive for most positions. Usually your career prospects are generally good if you're within the Top 50, decent if you're within the Top 75 and the school has good regional power, and really slim if you're outside that. If you're a low-ranking student at a low-ranked law school, without some serious networking skills, you're fucked and will basically be forced to take whatever work you can to scrounge by (see: The Douche). You're not going to be making the $180,000 BigLaw starting salary, you're probably not even going to be picked up by a firm, and unless you really hustle professionally, you probably never will.

There's a reason why there's a million different articles basically screaming at people not to become lawyers. Good jobs paying jobs are by no means guaranteed by a law degree, even at a "good" program, and the cost of tuition is astronomical ($27,591 on average per year at public schools, $49,095 at private). Going into $160,000 dollars' worth of debt to make $60,000 is by no means a sound financial decision.
This x 1000!!! These days, if you can't get into a T14 school, you're probably better off ditching law entirely if your goal is to make "big money." Greg mentioned making $30,000/year somewhere. I can believe that. I know lawyers who simultaneously wait tables and do handyman work on the side. Once you get outside that magical T14 sphere, you better have connections or be prepared to bust your ass hustling 24/7 ( i.e. the exact opposite of what greg is doing) as word is spreading fast that we have too many lawyers in this country and not a lot of use for them.

Also, having looked some more at a couple of this guy's tweets, I see he keeps making the point that Ty doesn't know anything about defamation law since defamation was not added as a practice area on his firm's website until relatively recently, but this is complete nonsense and greg is either intellectually dishonest or just extremely ignorant of how lawyers with an actual steady flow of clients operate. For example, I know how to do contested divorce cases, but after doing them for two years, I realized I HATED doing them. As such, even though I'm experienced in that area of the law, I do not advertise myself as someone who will take those cases simply because I don't want them. When you're not starving for cases (i.e. greg), you can be more flexible with what kind of cases you're willing to take.
 
I quit watching this guy but has he ever brought up the bankruptcy, his abandoned child or tax issues mentioned here?

He claims he's mentioned it on his twitter or something. Like anyone has time to read all that.


And he blames a beagle and of course Orange Man Bad.

The issue isn't your bankruptcy you stupid, fat, bald motherfucker. It's you talking shit on Nick, who somehow isn't bankrupt despite supporting a family of five, as if you're all that shit, when you're a complete joke yourself. It wouldn't even be an issue without your yapping at your betters.
 
I want to apologize to everyone. I lied.

For years I told people that since i made it through Parris Island and Quantico, that anyone could do it. Douchette proved that isn't the case, and thus for years I have told groups of poolees this lie. I am ashamed to have besmirched the uniform and name of the United States Marine Corps with my actions.

It's okay, Jarhead. No one blames you. Snack on some fancy Crayolas, and comfort yourself with knowing that none of the people you had talked to had been T Greg Douchette.
 
I downloaded one of the zips and have attached it here. In this case, plaintiff is suing a ministry for negligence of some sort because they stepped through some of the boards of a porch and injured themselves. Douchette is representing the defendant, TRUE LIFE MINISTRIES. As far as I can tell, they lost; this doesn't necessarily mean Douchette did anything wrong, and I cannot provide reasonable legal analysis of the case.

I went back to the link @Pham provided and no documents are available there anymore. This is the only zip I grabbed.
This was another case, from his website, that Doucette broadcasted:
 

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Yoooooo looks like The Douche FINALLY shut down his GFM!

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It only took him getting $6746 dollars more than he asked for and us repeatedly pointing out how much that looks like grifting, even as he attempted to sling the filth that was covering himself at Nick!
 
Yoooooo looks like The Douche FINALLY shut down his GFM!

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It only took him getting $6746 dollars more than he asked for and us repeatedly pointing out how much that looks like grifting, even as he attempted to sling the filth that was covering himself at Nick!
I hope he adds that income to his bankruptcy filings along with his Patron account.
 
That's even worse. How shitty of a lawyer do you have to be to spend this much free time on twitter? It took Nick five months to put out roughly that many tweets
Probably because in addition to being a practicing lawyer, Nick has a family. Imagine having such a fulfilling personal life that you don't even have the time to sperg out on Twitter every fucking day..
Greg clearly can't, and that's pathetic.
 
I found this on accident. It's a bunch of case files and pdf tutorials. I don't know anything about how websites work so I'm just going to assume I'm a leet haxor.
http://www.tgdlaw.com/docs/

The page is empty now... Was he afraid his work would be judged? No... This can't be happening..... This guy's not ashamed of anything.
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EDIT : I was late for the GFM and removed this part of the post. His new friends SJW and rat kings thanked him by bringing an extra $30 to his fundraising campaign. it's official, Douchy's job is worth $15 a week (GFM was $9'380 7th june, you can verify it in the OP).


A total failure. I wouldn't like to be in his wife's shoes, having to get up every morning to earn money because my husband can't do anything but whine on twitter.
 
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Probably because in addition to being a practicing lawyer, Nick has a family. Imagine having such a fulfilling personal life that you don't even have the time to sperg out on Twitter every fucking day..
Greg clearly can't, and that's pathetic.
A total failure. I wouldn't like to be in his wife's shoes, having to get up every morning to earn money because my husband can't do anything but whine on twitter.

And that's why he hates Nick so much. Nick is everything that Greg isn't and can never be.

Nick:
Is married
Has hair
Has five kids
Wife is a stay at home mom
Wildly successful show
Takes pro-bono cases because he's made so much money he can afford to work for free
Rolling in dough

Greg:
Is not-married
Has Late Stage Soy Pattern Hair Loss
Abandoned his first born like a bitch
Has spent his entire life supported by girlfriends who keep this faggot around like a pet
Podcast nobody listens to
Takes pro-bono cases because otherwise he'd never see the inside of a courtroom
Had to crowdfund a CPAP machine
 
The page is empty now... Was he afraid his work would be judged? No... This can't be happening..... This guy's not ashamed of anything.
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EDIT : I was late for the GFM and removed this part of the post. His new friends SJW and rat kings thanked him by bringing an extra $30 to his fundraising campaign. it's official, Douchy's job is worth $15 a week (GFM was $9'380 7th june, you can verify it in the OP).


A total failure. I wouldn't like to be in his wife's shoes, having to get up every morning to earn money because my husband can't do anything but whine on twitter.
He either disabled directory listing or added an "index.html" file with nothing but a single whitespace character in the body. My guess is the latter personally.

The files are still there, you can reverse engineer the links for the filenames.

Edit: note that file names and directory paths are case sensitive on his server so keep that in mind.
 
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