🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I'm still wheezing over this. It'll stop being funny, I'll forget about it, then I'll remember it again and go back to laughing. This wasn't what I expected, but I'm not disappointed in the least.

 

[Imnotretardedimjustme]

Shit I almost choked on my water this is killing me.

Colonel J is a pedo apologist so his opinion doesn't count.

Is he still under the gunts fleshskirt?
On godwinsons recent video, we find our faithfull catladies.

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This has to be the real KOP just because of how wrong he uses the term nectar.

Also new godwinson video.

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Also a patebin from https://twitter.com/AtWitsE2.

ODE TO JIM TRANSCRIPT Transcribed by AtWitsEnd Ralph: … really fucked - Pastebin.com

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[queerape]

Holy. Fucking. Shit. Mixing alcohol with benzos?! That could literally kill you in an instant. I've been prescribed alprazolam (Xanax's generic name) before, and one pill was like drinking 5 fucking beers. You do not mix that shit with alcohol, was the first thing I was told, and God do I believe that.

 

[Dingus Egg]

Does anyone have an archive of the stream? I finally get time to watch the fucker and its gone

 

[MediocreMilt]

Ralph is live, and comparing himself to Charlie Sheen.

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inb4 Ralph admits he has AIDS.

I had to leave partway through but I'm back now and I just wanted to say... this particular stream started 14 pages ago.

 

[UnKillFill]

If we were a wrestling show, (like @theralph would recognize) we would be chanting "Thankyou Gator" tonight.

 

[TheUser007]

Does anyone have an archive of the stream? I finally get time to watch the fucker and its gone

@Null 's stream is still up

 

[Klaptrap]

dick needs people to play off of and ralph going braindead wasted is going to kill it. I pray he'll make a change because of it, but seems doubtful
also gator's in the call too

A furious Dick rant about how "I'll drink myself to oblivion but my show is my job and I show up right for that unlike your lazy ass," is the only way I see this next show being better. My prediction is that the depression will set in soon & that's when Ralph pulls up or goes into a nosedive.

 

[Dingus Egg]

@Null 's stream is still up

Shieeet, thanks, I didnt see it when I went to the channel. Appreciate it!

 

[Rend Me Asunder]

If Dick comes on, he better deal the killing blow. If this drags on too much longer it'll become another boring cow conclusion where they just sort of stay in paypiggy e-begging limbo with nothing interesting going on. I need some fucking tonka tier closure.

 

[Sam Losco]

Does anyone have an archive of the stream? I finally get time to watch the fucker and its gone

Dlive rip of tonight's spectacle (once it's done processing): https://youtu.be/LPK0vG9jhP0

Spoiler: Embed

 

[harlito]

Ralph's trying to do damage control by inviting Dame on again with Dick Masterson.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1142306023501422594

 

[Unog]

Ralph's trying to do damage control by inviting Dame on again with Dick Masterson.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1142306023501422594

Archive link: https://archive.li/tbY3p

 

[GeeWilickers47]

Dame’s laugh will haunt Ralph into the grave

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Well this killstream wasn't the trashfire I expected to be.

Just tuned in. Is Gator back cohosting? When did that happen??

Dame was soundboarding gator and Flam.

 

[Lord Akira]

Sargon is currently en route to 1000 pages, how long before the Ralph catches up? It's quite the achievement he's already at 700+ pages considering he hasn't done anything as spectacular like completely destroying a political party (granted he might have played a hand in destroying a streaming platform for what it's worth), but still, the man is quite the formidable cow.

 

[Rend Me Asunder]

Dame was soundboarding gator and Flam.

At one point Ralph reacted to a Gator soundclip as if someone had actually said something and somehow Josh and Dame didn't lose their shit, I'll see if I can find a timestamp

 

[EsteemedAutismologist]

Well this killstream wasn't the trashfire I expected to be.

Dame was soundboarding gator and Flam.

Goddamn would it fucking kill you to make one post? Nufag quit doubleposting.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I was watching rackets chad dad stream so I was just catching up.

 

[Zaryiu]

I wonder where Nora is during all of this

(Late reply) Almost like she doesn't care