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NervousSideEye said:
You don't need to have a serious defect in your eyes in order to have on your DL that you need to wear corrective lenses. When filling out the paper work to get a DL you have to have a part filled in by an Optometrist, where they will put if you need corrective lenses. If things start to get blurry at a distance, and it doesn't have to be bad at all, they will mark you need them. It's on my DL I need lenses, and I just lose fine details at distance, I can still see what is what.

This meme that Phil is practically legally blind is silly. Do I think he has trouble making out some details? Of course. But I think most of Phil's problems come from him mentally checking out and not paying attention or caring enough to try to focus.
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That might be state specific; I've had a license in a couple different states and none of them required an optometrist to fill out anything. Was a simple "Look at the chart and read line X." Not sure what the next step would be if I screwed that part up though.
 
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Kheapathic said:
That might be state specific; I've had a license in a couple different states and none of them required an optometrist to fill out anything. Was a simple "Look at the chart and read line X." Not sure what the next step would be if I screwed that part up though.
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I'm sure it is state specific, but my main point is that Phil's eyesight doesn't have to be as bad a some people believe for him to have that on his driver's license. Should he just get contacts or wear his glasses? Of course, but the pig roach can never do anything to even slightly benefit his business.
 
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LostMy1stAccount said:
Wait, is GamerNicole really the previous handle of female DSP BadBunny?
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No she was some ugly EU broad that was in DSP's community back in 2011 before PandaLee showed up. She legit loved DSP, made montages for him and had her heartbroken during the Valentines Day "PandaLee is NOT Asian" reveal video.
I heard very unsubstantiated rumors that DSP was going to hook up with her if not for PandaLee.
 
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JamFlowMan said:
... but we have enough documentation that Phil was the exact same then as he is now so it wouldn't be a shock that the only reason he got into fighting game tournaments was the money. Probably with a dash of potential ego boost and name recognition, and he sure got the latter just not the way he wanted.
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I think Phil's narcissism/egocentricity is often overlooked for his greed, but it drives him more than people think it does IMO. That's why his chat is Pyongyang-tier, no video comments for how many years now, he won't read insulting comments, he can't make fun of himself at all (unless he's doing one of his watered-down purposeful 'haha see I can laugh at myself you guys' calculated moment), and about a million other instances of him being driven by narcissism that all point to him literally spurning money in favor of protecting his fragile ego.

Imagine him even allowing comments on his videos again? They'd all be shitty comments making fun of him, but that's a fuckton of 'engagement' in YouTube's system, especially when compared with the low views on the videos. But no, he'd rather not get made fun of and fuel more TIHYDP. He also made his content even more boring by using guides and shit so that he didn't look like as much of a retard in front of his audience as he used to, all so that the TIHYDP's had less gold to mine. I WISH he was more driven by greed than by ego, but unfortunately I don't believe he is.
 
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Skyclaw said:
I only watched him play CTR for about 10 minutes and it was unbelievable how shit he is and how blind he is.
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Along the same lines, MoonMoon_OW has been playing Sekiro some over the past couple of days, and it's hilarious to watch someone who isn't completely incompetent play. There's still plenty of deaths, but the general gameplay is lightyears ahead of Phil's.
 
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bearsintrees said:
You're probably right, his dead glare is pretty much fixed in place until he either runs into something or looks at chat.

Someone also just cheered about Phil wearing glasses, and he of course said "No, I've never worn glasses." Which is just such a lazy lie I won't even look for the photo evidence that he was prescribed some.

Eh fuck it, I just googled and found a video with Rambo saying Phil's eyesight is so bad he has on his drivers license that he needs glasses to drive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27W_4S0zEeM

Maybe Phil is so uninterested in the outside world because he literally can't see anything past the walls of his condo.
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I remember on one stream (I honestly can't remember which) but someone asked him about his glasses and driving. He said they're only for long distances, so he only needs them if he's driving on the highway so he can see signs, and said if he was in like a classroom setting or something he'd need to wear them to see the board.

He seems to have no awareness that if he's short-sighted enough to not see a board in a classroom, then driving without his glasses on is fucking ridiculous. And refusing to wear them while playing games sat on his sofa? I'm short-sighted, and I always wear my glasses if I watch TV or whatever; boggles the mind that someone would willingly want to make the screen look shit just so they don't have to wear their glasses. He could even get contacts and no one would have to know!

DSP is as physically short-sighted as he is mentally, and refuses to do anything for both.
 
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rubynutmeg said:
I remember on one stream (I honestly can't remember which) but someone asked him about his glasses and driving. He said they're only for long distances, so he only needs them if he's driving on the highway so he can see signs, and said if he was in like a classroom setting or something he'd need to wear them to see the board.

He seems to have no awareness that if he's short-sighted enough to not see a board in a classroom, then driving without his glasses on is fucking ridiculous. And refusing to wear them while playing games sat on his sofa? I'm short-sighted, and I always wear my glasses if I watch TV or whatever; boggles the mind that someone would willingly want to make the screen look shit just so they don't have to wear their glasses. He could even get contacts and no one would have to know!

DSP is as physically short-sighted as he is mentally, and refuses to do anything for both.
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I have the same problem as him, and I know for a fact that I need glasses to drive and see shit on a board. If he's not wearing them to see his tv, maybe he can use that to make another excuse as to why he's shit at games? I mean, he did use his eyes to complain a few times before.

Skyclaw said:
I only watched him play CTR for about 10 minutes and it was unbelievable how shit he is and how blind he is.
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I think the only time I ever watched his streams and not highlights, he was playing Metro, died right as I got there, then complained about how he died. I left like 20 seconds later
 
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NervousSideEye said:
You don't need to have a serious defect in your eyes in order to have on your DL that you need to wear corrective lenses. When filling out the paper work to get a DL you have to have a part filled in by an Optometrist, where they will put if you need corrective lenses. If things start to get blurry at a distance, and it doesn't have to be bad at all, they will mark you need them. It's on my DL I need lenses, and I just lose fine details at distance, I can still see what is what.

This meme that Phil is practically legally blind is silly. Do I think he has trouble making out some details? Of course. But I think most of Phil's problems come from him mentally checking out and not paying attention or caring enough to try to focus.
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I gotta agree with you, there. Blind and stupid are two different things.

It's not his eyesight that's the problem, it's his utter lack of awareness, of both himself and his actions. He just doesn't pay attention to anything at all and has no idea what happening around him at any given time. Which is why we get fucking memes like "HUH?? I didn't see that!" and "HOW WUZ I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?" and "That khame outta nowhere, dood!" Phil just doesn't pay attention to anything. He's not blind. He's a dumbass.
 
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Why would you lie about wearing glasses? What a petty thing to lie about. DSP's fragility always amazes me.

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Phil, I know you don't want to look like a nerd, but I have bad news for you: You're a massive nerd. You play video games all day, your skin is sheet white, you're fat, and you spend all day ranting and raving to the internet. You're a turbonerd buddy, deal with it and wear your glasses.
 
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DSP_Fat_Man said:
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That's the one I was pointing out, thanks!
JustcallmeVi said:
I have the same problem as him, and I know for a fact that I need glasses to drive and see shit on a board. If he's not wearing them to see his tv, maybe he can use that to make another excuse as to why he's shit at games? I mean, he did use his eyes to complain a few times before.
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Yeah, I'm short-sighted, too. Definitely need glasses for both driving and to see the board in a classroom. I get not liking how you look in glasses, but just get contact lenses. The world looks so shit when I'm not wearing my glasses.
 
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