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JackDavis said:
No she was some ugly EU broad that was in DSP's community back in 2011 before PandaLee showed up. She legit loved DSP, made montages for him and had her heartbroken during the Valentines Day "PandaLee is NOT Asian" reveal video.
I heard very unsubstantiated rumors that DSP was going to hook up with her if not for PandaLee.
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I thought she was Australian.

In regards to Phil's eyesight, from everytime I've gone to do stuff with my license they ask you if you wear glasses. If you say yes, you get to wear glasses for the eye test they give you. They put a "restriction" on your license that says you need corrective lenses. If you say no and are able to pass the eye test you don't get that restriction.

There is video evidence of Phil driving without glasses.

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I can't remember what video he said it, but I recall him saying he can't read signs while driving, but if he's driving in an area he is familiar with he doesn't need signs to tell him where to go.

There is also a video of Phil and Leanna at a science museum. There is an exhibit with an eye test. Leanna goes first while Phil watches. When it's Phil's turn he gets it perfect and then brags he has above average vision. This directly contradicts his nearsightedness. Some speculate that Phil was studying the answer key while Leanna was focused on the chart and he cheated.
 
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DSP tells 1300+ viewers on Twitch an ehm... interesting story about his childhood:
















He's going full r.etard on this game.

-edit- Currently on his 25th attempt to beat a boss. Will he break the record again? :stress:

-edit- 26th 27th 28th! 29th! We have a new record (and counting)! All while bitching at his viewers because they want him to interact: "Okay, LET'S TALK THEN! ENGAGE ME!!" :story:

-edit- Jesus, he's now restarting the race constantly. Currently at 41 retries.

Here's the clip of him bitching at chat:

"Talk to me! Engage me! It's not like I have to pay attention to what I'm doing in the hardest racing game I've ever fucking played"















I feel a ragequit coming up, at least for the story mode.

He beat the boss, took him 58 tries. Now it's time for the final boss, with 6 minutes left until clock-out time.

Oh, and he hasn't updated the total tips in a while. Guess he's too tired from playing a cartoony racing game.

-edit- Clocks out 3 minutes early, without even trying the final boss once. Will do it Monday, he says :story:

Also received a last-minute tip:

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dracul [QUOTE="ScottSteiner said:
I wonder if that's because he's aware that many people, myself included, got over 100% in CTR as wee nippers back in the day, and it's crushing him. He feels no joy from playing games, and never is that more evident than when he plays something like this. It's a silly, colourful, speedy kart racer and he's been sat there for hours with a face like a slapped arse, whining because the AI won't roll over and have it's tummy tickled.

He plays games for a living and is comparing this to Dark Souls to justify being shit at it. Embarrassing.
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Yeah until he gets a lucky 1st place like in those BR games. Then he gets hella cocky "AhahahaHAAAA!!! Fuck you! Get fucking rekt! Unh yeah I'm the shit son AhhahahahaHAAAAA! W0w d00d what a complete and utter moron. How did he not see me? Hell yeah! And everyone who's been talking shit? Eat my asshole ackackack! How's that sound? Sound good?! Alright! On to the next game..let's do this shit on HARDCORE baybay yeahhhh cuz I'm fuckin hardcore man. What a great night! People are having a blast, everyone's cheering me on, the tips are just rolling in. Fuck yeah! Good night tonight! Let's keep the pahsitivity train going!"

*Two hours later* "Aw fuck this dude, like I'm not having fun anymore. Like seriously who would even enjoy playing a game like this? I haven't a won a match in like two hours this seriously sucks. Every connection is so laggy. And look, contributions are low tonight cause people lost interest. Think my hand is cramping up to look see my hand dude look how bad it is. Oh and some asshole just sent me a tip talkin shit, you know what *manual lean in ban* fuck you I'm not even gonna read that. Seriously who gets enjoyment out of someone suffering? What have I ever to deserve this level of hate? I'm just trying to play games and have fun and make a little bit of money so I can survive. Like you know my situation. You know it's not good, you can see I'm trying to be positive and interactive and I'm just not having a good time and you just have to come in here and be an asshole about it. Fuck this man I'm done :'("
 
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I like how he doenst interact with chat unless money is in it, but always reads the "why dont you interact with chat" comments. He was like having 1400 viewers and saying "what should we talk about? Your favourite game of thrones episode?" He is such an asshole. Toxic af

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Sparkletor said:
... So Phil's new girlfriend may in fact be a demon. Seems legit to me
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(this quote is from 2000 pages ago, so calm down)
Yeah, seems like that is the case. Even so it seems that Khet has been a net-positive for DSP and forced him to stop sharing his personal life towards the internet quite as much as he's done in the past. Demonic possession or not, it seems that her influence may have acted to positively influence DSP's behavior. At least I hope that has been why he's actually stopped sharing the mundane details of his personal life--.

I genuinely hope she's acted as an autismal force, far beyond his most famous fans and detractors in making DSP a little bit of happier person. From everything known about her I hope this has been the case, however given what we know about DSP I'm still a little doubtful. I just hope that regardless of what the "detractor hivemind" might think that the fucker has experienced at least a little bit of personal happiness in his life and been taught to stop sharing dumb shit online every fucking day.

(I doubt this has at all happened, but I remain optimistic that outside of his specific ideas of "scheduling" that someone like Khet has actually pushed him towards better understanding how he might improve his life.)

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I was holding in laughs while saying no no no. It would truly be legendary if GamerNicole really was Bad Bunny.
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I guess at least we might be optimistic in knowing the DSP Cinematic Universe is diverse enough at this point to include two separate women with the name Nicole. Its somewhat funny and comedic that people might legitimately assume GamerNicole & BadBunny are one in the same, but I guess it was inevitable.

Anita Sarkeesian is hopefully flicking her bean in knowing that a universe outside of Marvel and Capcom might be diverse enough to actually pass the Bechdel test, but it still remains that DSP acts as an absolute Chad and on top of bedding multiple women has refused any opportunity of an interview without firstly receiving a big stack of cash.

For whatever talk people might have of DSP's impending financial doom, its still relevant that he's never sold his life story to anyone just yet.
Even if he actually ever reached rock bottom, it is still possible Warner Bros or some other company might reach out to him and offer a significant amount of money in exchange for the rights to his life story.
Lets face facts, the DSP cinematic universe is far more interesting than any other property that has presently been monetized, and the DSP universe has always been far more interesting and diverse than practically any other property movie studios have currently attempted to monetize.

Although the DSP extended cinematic universe might initially appear as being lackluster, xmen and whatever other shit-hole properties have no hope of including legitimate decade-long catfishing empires, nor Norwegian butlers in Naruto cosplay outfits smoking marijuana as well as the many other diverse characters, such as furries and women who have completed artworks by lathering their nipples with paint upon canvases.

While preexisting cinematic universes might be restrictive because they were created based upon children's comics from many years ago, the DSP cinematic universe includes a far wider and more realistic presentation of humans than anyone could ever imagine.

The DSP cinematic universe exists as a true testament of how quality khantent on the internet presents itself despite the complaints of people who might complain abpit a lack of diversity. DSP proves to all of us, as well as Anita that Italian and Polish immigrants stomping Jews in a parody-like manner under the name of Howard Stern are considered to be actual legitimate "chiky-chang" forms of edgy humor.

I refuse to believe any other cinematic universe currently monetized by evil movie studios could ever include so many unique and diverse stories that surpass Kiwifarm's largest subforum, nor cause as much salivation that DSP's cinematic universe cause on a daily basis.
(lets not forget the story of actual diehard a-logs who have been relegated to prison for the next 5000 years for actually molesting their underage relatives)

In this way, DSP definitely has an unforeseen and often overlooked ownership of his cinematic universe. He's obviously playing 69-dimensional chess by refusing any form of interviews unless he's paid a ton of money. This is because DSP knows his cinematic universe is worth many millions of dollars.

(before you call me out for bullshit, keep in mind that several months ago Guillermo del Toro who is a legit director of many legitimate and well regarded Hollywood films legitimately followed drgnkilled/dsparchives for a short time until this was pointed out. Its obvious because of this that DSP's life story is actually worth an amount of money if he knew how to sell it. At least worth more than his current debt level.)

I can't wait until this becomes true so I can collect DSP extended cinematic universe action figurines. I will buy several Bronsgeest figures and make DSP perform fellatio upon them and use their plastic baseball bat attachments for the purpose of science.
 
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