حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[EI 903]

It's math, alright? The wires in my autistic brain aren't exactly connected for that subject. I've had difficult with it since elementary school, and I'm ashamed of it. It was my parent's idea that I only take one class this semester, given the amount of stress it causes me.

Autistic brain. Crashing into slumber due to stress.

My God...

 

[Connor Bible]

Tell your family that they can go fuck themselves and that you are legally a grown man.

I would, but there's a little thing they have in place called power of attorney.

 

[Poor Choices]

It's math, alright? The wires in my autistic brain aren't exactly connected for that subject. I've had difficult with it since elementary school, and I'm ashamed of it. It was my parent's idea that I only take one class this semester, given the amount of stress it causes me.

You probably shouldn't being taking post-secondary level math courses if math is an issue for you. Already most Uni profs will lament that the current freshman come in undereducated in math compared to what used to be taught in high school, pushing it like you are is a recipe for failure and self loathing.

 

[Jackie Chin]

I would, but there's a little thing they have in place called power of attorney.

You're parents are going to sue you for "sticking it to the man"? Yea...no...

 

[Pine Tar]

It's math, alright? The wires in my autistic brain aren't exactly connected for that subject. I've had difficult with it since elementary school, and I'm ashamed of it. It was my parent's idea that I only take one class this semester, given the amount of stress it causes me.

No, you're just lazy. It took you 8 years to finish a first draft of 80 pages. You take one class. Fuck, you didn't even wash your dick properly. You see other people being successful and instead of monkey see, monkey do you try to drag them down into your misery. Hell, you said that if you ever got a girlfriend (and I think the Chiefs have a better shot at winning the World Series), that you'd break her. I don't normally get angry at lolcows, but you're just physically and morally vile. I should step away from this thread for a bit.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I would, but there's a little thing they have in place called power of attorney.

How fucking bad did you mess up, to have some court grant your parents power of attorney?

Do you understand how difficult that is to do ordinarily? Like, ordinarily, you wouldn't have the capability to even use the computer to qualify for that.

 

[TM Ambrose]

I'd love to get a job, but as I've said, my family disagrees.

You know who else's family disagreed with them getting a job? OPL.

 

[Watcher]

I would, but there's a little thing they have in place called power of attorney.

In all honesty Connor I think your parents don't want you to look for a job because they think you won't find one or you'll be too lazy to look for one.

If you actually found a job I guarantee they'd be more than happy for you to actually work and go to school. Your reaction just solidifies their reasoning is entirely justified

 

[Arkangel]

Even if your parent have power of attorney over you, that doesn't mean you can't be more assertive and say "Hey folks, I want to start taking more control over my life. I want to do so-and-so...". You're a grown ass adult, man. It's high time you started acting like one.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

So why the obsession about molly ringwald Connor? like when did it start and all that?

 

[Smutley]

How fucking bad did you mess up, to have some court grant your parents power of attorney?

Do you understand how difficult that is to do ordinarily? Like, ordinarily, you wouldn't have the capability to even use the computer to qualify for that.

I'm pretty sure it's from his two suicide attempts. Chances are they give his folks power of attorney because he's too crazy to be on his own.

 

[Connor Bible]

I'm pretty sure it's from his two suicide attempts. Chances are they give his folks power of attorney because he's too crazy to be on his own.

That's correct.

 

[Locksnap]

That's correct.

So the story about them extracting power of attorney from you under duress was untrue?

 

[EI 903]

Are you still allowed to sleep with bedsheets, or is there some sort of safety system in place now?

 

[Ruin]

It's possible like the Internet LumberJack Conner's parents know he's an embarrassing sperg who would immediately fuck up a job if he got one so they discourage him from trying.

Also hi Conner are you as frank about your stanky crotch rot with your therapist as you are with the denizens of the Kiwi Farms?

 

[Connor Bible]

So the story about them extracting power of attorney from you under duress was untrue?

Actually, I was in a bad way mentally at the time of my second suicide attempt, in addition to being drugged.

 

[Waifu]

Things you can do when not at your one, single class:
- Go to the gym. College gym not free? Go for a run and listen to Enigma or whatever on headphones. Do sit ups in your room if you really can't get out. You complain about being an out-of-shape fatass whose only form of exercise is jerking off and making cheese sandwiches when you are literally the ONLY person who can change that.
- WORK. Holy shit, you have crazy availability with only one class. You could get a part time position pretty much instantly with a schedule like that and it wouldn't be taxing on your "autistic brain". And you'd get money. Win-win.
- Study your interests instead of complaining and counting your death-scented crotchlings (b-but math!). LEARN how to be a better writer and become one if it gets you so fanny flustered that people think your work is shit.
- This line was going to have something about meeting girls, but after seeing posts of what you want to do to them, I feel the need to protect the fairer sex by saying, probably don't.
- I could be here pretty much all night listing other things you could do, but being the likelihood of you actually taking someone's advice is a flat zero, nah.

 

[TM Ambrose]

That's correct.

When has anyone needed an attorney to get a job?

 

[Jackie Chin]

Actually, I was in a bad way mentally at the time of my second suicide attempt, in addition to being drugged.

So drugs did this to you?

 

[Overcast]

It's math, alright? The wires in my autistic brain aren't exactly connected for that subject. I've had difficult with it since elementary school, and I'm ashamed of it. It was my parent's idea that I only take one class this semester, given the amount of stress it causes me.

I understand how you feel about math. It kinda goes over my head too.

That being said, I still took another class along with it AND I have a part time job at the same time.

If a schmuck like me can do that, then you can too.