حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Philosophy Zombie]

Another thing that might help with attracting girls is to not be so public about the frankly worrisome condition of your penis.

 

[TM Ambrose]

"Dear Diary, people on the Internet were mean to me today."

100 pages in his Mary Sue fic/1460 days (at least) =0.06849315068 pages/day... Yeah that's about as much as he'd write in a day.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

I've had enough drama for one night, guys. I want to do something fun, or productive even.

"Fun or productive even," AKA Jerk off to Molly Ringwald and whine about how nobody loves you on assburgerplanet.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Trying to "help" Connor is kinda like pissing into a strong wind. Reliving and satisfying when it starts- but ultimately messy, unproductive, and a bad idea in tota.

 

[Watcher]

Connor, girls don't like you because you're overweight and wear glasses. Girls don't like you because you're a nasty, entitled, self-centered brat. You make your personality clear immediately and that's why women want nothing to do with you. Disliking your rotten personality doesn't make us sluts, whores, bitches, or whatever else you can think of. And if you truly think that the only woman interested in you ever would be a slow-in-the-mind window to hell, you wouldn't deserve her anyways.

All this talk about the right fish looking for me makes me fantasize of beating Audrey Hepburn from Roman Holiday to a pulp.

He should also not openly talk about wanting to beat women

 

[Ivan Komarov]

That's correct.

How did you try to kill yourself?

 

[Cubanodun]

Still awaiting my answer, what is the thing that tormented you so much that make you wanted to kill yourself twice? "

You don't work, don't have kids, don't have to maintain a house or pay bills

I stick with the shiny pokemon

 

[Watcher]

1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4995.jpg?1421173862 A moment agoTM Ambrose:
   Connor has written .06% of his book in the time he's been writing it.
2. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/4/4995.jpg?1421173862 A moment agoTM Ambrose:
   a day that is

 

[José Mourinho]

Connor, before I go, I'm gonna post just one post to you.

You are at WrongPlanet trying to get sympathy from other members, saying you're a victim to this forum, and thinking that you are "bullied" because of your autism.

Even though autism is mentioned very little in this forum and most of the time we poke fun at lolcows because they're hilarious and not because of their autism.

You claim that this is a forum dedicated to harassment.

Even though most of the content here are from the lolcows themselves and most of the time we do not contact lolcows just to generate content.

And look at yourself. You claim that this thread is making you looking at yourself and you want to be courageous dealing with us. Of course, you want to deal with this whole "Harassment Bullying Stalking Cesspool" right?

And what I got from you? You're making a fool out of yourself. If WrongPlanet members actually read this thread, they'll actually know who you are: Having irrational hate over adoption, obsessions over Molly Ringwald, inability to deal with criticism, and giving tons of excuses and including blaming ANYONE but yourself.

And I know what you are going to post next: Since people are reading this thread, they are likely to read my Tumblr Blog and you once requested me to get it removed (I can dare to say you could request me now to remove it) because of your job right?

Well guess what, Connor: You blew it. After the Vade drama, you seem to be okay at least in chat or on the forums and last month when people are talking about you, I'm not joining in the discussion. Because I thought you have changed. Not to mention you were preparing for the finals in your college (I guess). I can dare to say that I would actually put my Tumblr posts about you on private since it's pretty irrelevant because you have made improvements.

But this is until you made a fool out of yourself in chat a few days ago. You directly insulted everyone. You boasted about how you're gonna be a good teacher to show us off. This is when I changed my mind about you back to normal. And don't bother trying to request me to remove the posts about you now, because at this point it's gonna take a lot of effort from you to convince me to do so.

And all I can say is just this:

Best of luck, Connor. Good luck trying to convince everyone you're an actual victim.

 

[The Dude]

Admittedly, I suffer from a profound lack of initiative.

No you're fucking lazy. Don't sugar coat it because then you'll probably just eat it. If you were any lazier you'd have roots.

 

[Cubanodun]

Connor, before I go, I'm gonna post just one post to you.

You are at WrongPlanet trying to get sympathy from other members, saying you're a victim to this forum, and thinking that you are "bullied" because of your autism.

Even though autism is mentioned very little in this forum and most of the time we poke fun at lolcows because they're hilarious and not because of their autism.

You claim that this is a forum dedicated to harassment.

Even though most of the content here are from the lolcows themselves and most of the time we do not contact lolcows just to generate content.

And look at yourself. You claim that this thread is making you looking at yourself and you want to be courageous dealing with us. Of course, you want to deal with this whole "Harassment Bullying Stalking Cesspool" right?

And what I got from you? You're making a fool out of yourself. If WrongPlanet members actually read this thread, they'll actually know who you are: Having irrational hate over adoption, obsessions over Molly Ringwald, inability to deal with criticism, and giving tons of excuses and including blaming ANYONE but yourself.

And I know what you are going to post next: Since people are reading this thread, they are likely to read my Tumblr Blog and you once requested me to get it removed (I can dare to say you could request me now to remove it) because of your job right?

Well guess what, Connor: You blew it. After the Vade drama, you seem to be okay at least in chat or on the forums and last month when people are talking about you, I'm not joining in the discussion. Because I thought you have changed. Not to mention you were preparing for the finals in your college (I guess). I can dare to say that I would actually put my Tumblr posts about you on private since it's pretty irrelevant because you have made improvements.

But this is until you made a fool out of yourself in chat a few days ago. You directly insulted everyone. You boasted about how you're gonna be a good teacher to show us off. This is when I changed my mind about you back to normal.

And all I can say is just this:

Best of luck, Connor.

Shots fired

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Connor, before I go, I'm gonna post just one post to you.

You are at WrongPlanet trying to get sympathy from other members, saying you're a victim to this forum, and thinking that you are "bullied" because of your autism.

Even though autism is mentioned very little in this forum and most of the time we poke fun at lolcows because they're hilarious and not because of their autism.

You claim that this is a forum dedicated to harassment.

Even though most of the content here are from the lolcows themselves and most of the time we do not contact lolcows just to generate content.

And look at yourself. You claim that this thread is making you looking at yourself and you want to be courageous dealing with us. Of course, you want to deal with this whole "Harassment Bullying Stalking Cesspool" right?

And what I got from you? You're making a fool out of yourself. If WrongPlanet members actually read this thread, they'll actually know who you are: Having irrational hate over adoption, obsessions over Molly Ringwald, inability to deal with criticism, and giving tons of excuses and including blaming ANYONE but yourself.

And I know what you are going to post next: Since people are reading this thread, they are likely to read my Tumblr Blog and you once requested me to get it removed (I can dare to say you could request me now to remove it) because of your job right?

Well guess what, Connor: You blew it. After the Vade drama, you seem to be okay at least in chat or on the forums and last month when people are talking about you, I'm not joining in the discussion. Because I thought you have changed. Not to mention you were preparing for the finals in your college (I guess). I can dare to say that I would actually put my Tumblr posts about you on private since it's pretty irrelevant because you have made improvements.

But this is until you made a fool out of yourself in chat a few days ago. You directly insulted everyone. You boasted about how you're gonna be a good teacher to show us off. This is when I changed my mind about you back to normal. And don't bother trying to request me to remove the posts about you now, because at this point it's gonna take a lot of effort from you to convince me to do so.

And all I can say is just this:

Best of luck, Connor. Good luck trying to convince everyone you're an actual victim.

But his autistic brain can't help it, and therefore he's clearly the victim :^)

 

[TM Ambrose]

But his autistic brain can't help it, and therefore he's clearly a victim.

You forgot to put in the pedo-glasses.

 

[Watcher]

But his autistic brain can't help it, and therefore he's clearly the victim :^)

 

[Dr. Meme]

“Look bitch, you need to get laid. You heard me, bitch. Get some dick, eat another girl out…"
-The Nurse in Redesigning Eva

I think it's time you followed your own advice Connor.

 

[Pikonic]

Ok I've read this thread and I'm ready to jump in in the nicest way I can.
Connor, if taking one class at a time is causing as much stress as you said it is, college is not for you. There's nothing wrong with that, I've met plenty of people who didn't finish college and are doing fine. Hell, sometimes I regret getting my bachelors in Biology and should have gone straight into the workforce.
You want to be a writer, many great writers don't have a formal education.
Have you tried writing short stories and submitting then to literary journals, a friend of mine was recently published and it could help you get your name in the industry for when Redesigning Eva is completed.
I know I'm about to drown in autism ratings for this but everyone else can suck it.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Have you tried writing short stories and submitting then to literary journals, a friend of mine was recently published and it could help you get your name in the industry for when Redesigning Eva is completed.

My honest advice for @Connor is put away Redesigning Eva for a while and work on something else. The story might be salvageable, but if you're seriously stalled and have been for an extended period of time it might be because something just isn't working.

I know how it is - these characters are like your children, the story is your blood, sweat and tears. It's normal to feel this way. But often it's these very feelings that prevent writers from seeing the flaws in their work. Distance yourself from your project and look at it again with a clear head. You might find it flows better the second time around.

Otherwise, shut up and get to work. Your stories aren't going to write themselves.

PS - I don't care if your writing is shit. Everyone's writing is shit. Kurt Vonnegut's writing is shit to Kurt Vonnegut. Shut up and write. Write a story about how everybody on the CWCki is a psychopath if it makes you feel better. Just try to write it well.

PPS - STOP TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO WRITE AND WRITE IT! Unless you're seriously stuck and need someone to bounce ideas off of, telling other people about your story before you write it is the worst thing you can do. It's attention seeking and it gives a false sense of accomplishment.

 

[Smutley]

It's kind of interesting how on a site where we freely throw around the term "autistic" in both positive and negative ways, Connor has refrained from using it himself.

What was the one post he rated autistic? I must know.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I've browsed the CWCki forums many times because I consider the CWCki itself to be an amazing achievement (I'm not kidding, it's the most comprehensive biography of any living human I've seen), but yes, the people involved all seem to be awful, not to mention they seem to be pretty ableist and make a lot of derogatory comments towards autism and autistic people in general.

This really frosts my cookies. Anyone can see any "derogatory comments" about autism on here are simply a running joke. We have quite a few members here on the autism spectrum that also realize this is a joke. A bunch of members (myself included) have exposed their power level & have gotten mostly positive feedback, probably because we don't do it to fish for pity. So many Kiwis have dealt with some serious shit. We have rape survivors, abuse survivors, people who grew up on the streets, people who work their asses off & can barely make ends meet, people that have suffered hardships this fucker can't even begin to fathom. "Ableist" my ass.

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It's kind of interesting how on a site where we freely throw around the term "autistic" in both positive and negative ways, Connor has refrained from using it himself.

What was the one post he rated autistic? I must know.

All I know is that it was a post by @Dork Of Ages .

 

[Metal Sink]

It wasn't that hard to find.