Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
With GOD's constant help, I've fulfilled the prophecy of Rev 5:1-10:10 by having produced the "book/scroll...sealed with 7 seals"/'beyond Einstein theories'. According to the Bible, only the 2nd Coming of the Christ can accomplish this. Please see http://7seals.blogspot.com .

"God is Good", GOD=GOOD.

It's the Book of Armageddon, not the Poorly-Formatted-Blog of Armageddon.

Also, it's not physically sealed by anything. If 'writing' about the seals was enough to fulfill the prophecy, every single theologian who's wrote a paper about the seven seals is teh Christ.

Does that make you Co-Christ? Executive Vice-Christ? Senior Christ Manager?
 
4Macie,

Richard(7 letters) Brad(4).
So?

And seriously? THIS is what you reply to? I had like four legit questions/comments before and you completely ignored and asked instead if I believe in God... but, nooooooo, when you feel that your throne is threatened by a TRUE family of 74 (father, child, mother is actually 174, so that's 1,74 to you huh?, my sister is 47... so that might be the anti-christ (backwards 74)... but she's a she-devil anyway so I'll let that slide) that's when you spew stuff like "Richard Brad" ... the fuck is this?

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We're the TRUE family of 74 or... 47.. that's got to be an anti-christ thing... upside down crosses are bad so I'm assuming reversing the numbers is bad...
But YOU, you simply count how many numbers are in your name to make you 7 and 4. My family is able to add up our numbers of our names to get 74, just as GOD is G(7)_D(4). and Jesus is J(10)E(5)S(19)U(21)S(19) = 74. You are trying to say that because you have 7 letters in your name and 4, that you are jesus? Bitch please. My whole family tops you. We are obviously the HOLY FAMILY!
All y'all, even you Brad, are welcomed to the Holy Kingdom Party. Free food, free booze, and pets, pets everywhere. Clothing optional.
 
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BRAD ANTICHRIST WATSON II WHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO IGNORE THE TRUTH? Turning a blind eye in order to perpetuate deception is SINFUL. The Christ is WITHOUT SIN therefore you CANNOT be the True Christ, ONLY SON of God!
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So?

And seriously? THIS is what you reply to? I had like four legit questions/comments before and you completely ignored and asked instead if I believe in God... but, nooooooo, when you feel that your throne is threatened by a TRUE family of 74 (father, child, mother is actually 174, so that's 1,74 to you huh?, my sister is 47... so that might be the anti-christ (backwards 74)... but she's a she-devil anyway so I'll let that slide) that's when you spew stuff like "Richard Brad" ... the fuck is this?
Exactly! Whenever there is evidence that he is not CHRIST he ignores it! And he calls himself a TEACHER! Pfft!
 
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Sammy,

"And forgive our sins as we forgive those who sin against us." - excerpt from The Lord's Prayer

In one of my eternal soul's previous incarnations, I was Dante Alighieri. 'Heaven' & 'hell' are frames-of-mind.

My favorite wrestler of all-time is Abraham Lincoln. Did you know that he's in the Wrestling Hall Of Fame?

If imperfections are part of the design of anything, then are they imperfections?

I realized at age 20 (35 years ago), that I was the 2nd Coming of the Christ. I used to be very uncomfortable about going public with it. As everyone can see here, I've come out of the closet and I AM proud of who I AM. But I pray I AM not overly proud. Being modest is very important.
 
I just realized my first name adds up to 74 (I have a hyphenated first name) so it's 7-4 or 7_4 which as your article shows that equals god. So I must be god. Does that make me God/Einstein? I also am in physics and math so that makes me God/Einstein.
 
I just realized my first name adds up to 74 (I have a hyphenated first name) so it's 7-4 or 7_4 which as your article shows that equals god. So I must be god. Does that make me God/Einstein? I also am in physics and math so that makes me God/Einstein.
You are my soul brother!! We are GOD TOGETHER! God is everywhere. God is everyone.

Will you be also attending the Holy Kingdom Party me others that are God are throwing?
 
, I've come out of the closet and I AM proud of who I AM. But I pray I AM not overly proud. Being modest is very important.
Loud and proud brother, loud and proud. Does your wife know she is your beard? Also you're anything but modest Brad.

You are my soul brother!! We are GOD TOGETHER! God is everywhere. God is everyone.

Will you be also attending the Holy Kingdom Party me others that are God are throwing?
I'll be the one with all the girls and titties around me.
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Sammy,

"And forgive our sins as we forgive those who sin against us." - excerpt from The Lord's Prayer

In one of my eternal soul's previous incarnations, I was Dante Alighieri. 'Heaven' & 'hell' are frames-of-mind.

My favorite wrestler of all-time is Abraham Lincoln. Did you know that he's in the Wrestling Hall Of Fame?

If imperfections are part of the design of anything, then are they imperfections?

I realized at age 20 (35 years ago), that I was the 2nd Coming of the Christ. I used to be very uncomfortable about going public with it. As everyone can see here, I've come out of the closet and I AM proud of who I AM. But I pray I AM not overly proud. Being modest is very important.
OMFG I'm speechless...this thread is a wild ride, but wow. This guy, please get that stream together.
 
My gosh the man is still on here?!

I go to work and this is now on page 73! This is a 10 hour Brad-a-thon!

I saw were he blurted out about the divorce. I was sitting on that since Sunday, while I was waiting to get the divorce records. Florida law says that family court cases cannot be shown on the internet. If a person wants the documents they have to order them. I should have them by tomorrow. I will post them up. There is no need to worry about posting it now that Brad has blurted this.

Oh, for the record Brad was the plaintiff. So the true and honest Son of god basically had a divorce, while having the utter audacity to lecture us about sin and issue condemnations.

That is utter hypocrisy. Great job on getting the guy his own youtube channel guys.

Oh and could someone ask him if he has a tugboat.

He is ignoring my questions and so someone else will have to ask it for me.

Thanks!
 
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If Shawn Michaels isn't God's favorite wrestler then I don't know what to believe anymore. Nice gimmick Rain Man Jesus, but everyone knows God is a mark.

Also yes Brad, you are the epitome of modest.
 
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If Shawn Michaels isn't God's favorite wrestler then I don't know what to believe anymore. Nice gimmick Rain Man Jesus, but everyone knows God is a mark.

Also yes Brad, you are the epitome of modest.
I gotta ask: Who is Shawn Micheals reincarnated from? He was a big deal during the attitude era. Part of the cliq so he had a lot of pull with Vince. He must have been a great politician.
 
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