Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
I wonder how hiragana (ひらがな), katakana (カタカナ), hanzi (漢字), hangul (한글), and other writing systems would fit into this system of A=1, B=2, etc.?

Oh, Brad won't have this. Must be in English for his Simple English Gematria.

Even though the only real significance to English is it's what Brad speaks.
 
I've been stricken dumb by

1) The number of people he claims to know he was in the past, without offering any real evidence and

2) The fact that he's been playing this child's number connect-the-dots thing for over THIRTY FUCKING YEARS, and he doesn't see a single reason why it maketh no sense...


But I digress. Brad, you are an dumbass, and I sure hope you get that stream working. :tomgirl: I can't wait to see your fat face on the big screen!
 
I wonder how hiragana (ひらがな), katakana (カタカナ), hanzi (漢字), hangul (한글), and other writing systems would fit into this system of A=1, B=2, etc.?
I asked him this way back, he refused to answer. I asked him about languages that also don't have certain letters at all like English does. But, again, he refused to answer.

And of course, I also asked him about why he counts the letters for certain things while actually gives words numerical values for others. I know the answer (because he's trying to force it to fit) but I want to hear his excuse.

Overall, I'd REALLY like to hear why the O in God is a _ or sometimes a zero, but in any other word the letter O is given a numerical value of 15. (again, the answer is because he's trying to get it to fit but still).
It's the same reason why sometimes he uses God or Jesus and then others he uses the names other languages give God and Jesus. He's desperately trying to get things to fit; he's literally shoving a square peg into a circular hole and trying to call it good.
 
....Overall, I'd REALLY like to hear why the O in God is a _ or sometimes a zero, but in any other word the letter O is given a numerical value of 15....

As the Brad Watson expert, I'll be glad to assist.

Brad's theory, is at it's heart, 7 and 4 and permutations of are significant.

If something external to that does not fit, but should, it's wrong that it does not fit. It doesn't disprove his theory, it's that the item in question is failing.

This is why the O is omitted when need be. He gladly substitutes an I for a 1. At his absolutely worst, he'll just chop a word in half (Hurri.74 Katrina.74) or spuriously add (Saint #1 Peter).

He starts with his conclusion and literally molds the data to fit.
 
I asked him this way back, he refused to answer. I asked him about languages that also don't have certain letters at all like English does. But, again, he refused to answer.
My understanding is that Brad has evidence that English is the most common language on the planet, and that the reason for this is because of a natural progression towards mirroring natural patterns or because we have tended towards mirroring God. In other words, Brad's belief is that English as a language is programmed into our entire planet, or that it has evolved as we have come to understand God better.

It's kind of like Snowcrash, but without the VR goggles and mind control. And this means that non-English languages are, in Brad's eyes, less holy.
 
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I wonder how hiragana (ひらがな), katakana (カタカナ), hanzi (漢字), hangul (한글), and other writing systems would fit into this system of A=1, B=2, etc.?

Don't forget Spanish letters and French accents. For claiming a divine yet simplistic system using English characters and Arabic numbers, Mathjesus's number game is not very applicable outside of the English language and very culturally narrow minded.
 
Don't forget Spanish letters
I was just thinking of ñ too. And with English itself, the spelling of words has evolved over time, so unless modern English is special, there's going to be issues with making a numerical code based on English. And then of course, there's differences even with modern English. (like "color" vs "colour", "center" vs "centre" - you get the idea)
 
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I was just thinking of ñ too. And with English itself, the spelling of words has evolved over time, so unless modern English is special, there's going to be issues with making a numerical code based on English. And then of course, there's differences even with modern English. (like "color" vs "colour", "center" vs "centre" - you get the idea)
I showed @Brad Watson_Miami the scripture in the original Greek, and he didn't know what to make of it. So he can't actually claim any firsthand knowledge of the bible.
 
I showed @Brad Watson_Miami the scripture in the original Greek, and he didn't know what to make of it. So he can't actually claim any firsthand knowledge of the bible.

I am surprised that he isn't into the Bible Code There's some freaky shit in there and it's probably something that up his alley.
 
I showed @Brad Watson_Miami the scripture in the original Greek, and he didn't know what to make of it. So he can't actually claim any firsthand knowledge of the bible.
Well to be fair, I doubt the living Jesus could have deciphered Chinese without actually learning it (or perhaps via miracle, been able to speak it). His soul's provenance probably doesn't impart knowledge on its own.
 
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Your are nothing dude.

Everyone knows that the true reincarnation of Jesus is TedJesusChristGod. You're just lucky he has chosen to spare your sorry, fraudulent ass (thus far). He commands an army of angels and controls both maximum up AND maximum down.

Ted is a very angry, vengeful God who doesn't appreciate impostors.

He is also much more interesting than you.

 
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