Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

Munchie_Minder said:
It gets better. Her dog shat in Walmart. I’ve never seen a real service dog have a potty accident. Have you guys?
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The staff in her local Walmart are Saints. This is the same place she filmed herself taking up a whole aisle training her dog and left without even buying anything. The dog is definitely not a service dog but it's a well trained pets and it really upsets dogs when they go to the toilet somewhere they know they're not meant to.

MirnaMinkoff said:
It’s ironic that munchies in their insatiable quest for attention and pity they manage to alienate everyone in their real life.

They resort to medical staff who are paid to give them the time of day and trying to force strangers in public to give them pity.

I wonder if they found that trying to have equal, healthy relationships with other people was just beyond their abilities?

They only want one way relationships - everything has to be about them and their demands. There is zero ability to empathize with others or view them as anything but entities to serve their needs and attention giving devices.

They are people incapable of empathy that are so ravenous for empathy and attention from others that they manage to completely isolate themselves from all humans, save those who get a paycheck for dealing with them.

Given how crazy they are and how they keep at it no matter what I have to assume that the professional medical attention they get, along with empty social media asspats, is enough to satisfy them. Getting some doctors and nurses to deal with your fake BS is better than ever having to try and cope with a two way human relationship where there would be some expectations or demands made in the munchie. All me, no thee.
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I think this behavior describes most of the cows on KF the only difference is where they focus their crazy. We could probably put together a DSM type description of behavior for lolcows.
 
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Kate Farms Shill said:
No, fuck this. Jaquie pulled this shit with Harlow once, too, decided she didn't need a potty break even though Har was whining and she pissed in Target or something.

Housebreaking is the first thing you should do before fucking public access work. That's your priority before you teach it to "alert" or anything else. A lot of them teach their dogs to go on command so that the handler can be sure before walking into work or getting on a train that their dog has evacuated. If it doesn't go on command, you have to at least make sure it knows that no matter how bad it has to "potty" it has to hold it until it's somewhere appropriate and to take advantage of the time between errands to do its thing. If it's too young to hold it YOU need to take it outside more often and encourage it to go. It is 100% your fault if your dog shits indoors.
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My fucking rescue mutt is half r.etarded and knows not to piss on the floor and goes when I tell her too. These munchies are such lazy entitled assholes. Next time dontpetmeimworking's dog shits on the floor in Walmart, the staff should rub her nose in it.
 
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I scrolled back too far on the pastel shitstain's youtube and found this
omg im gonna die from not breathing too good but i can talk fine and record this video and not even use an inhaler properly because it's so DEADLY SRS U GYZ​
It's 8 years ago but still, such theatrics deserve to be shared
 
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large_farva said:
I scrolled back too far on the pastel shitstain's youtube and found this
omg im gonna die from not breathing too good but i can talk fine and record this video and not even use an inhaler properly because it's so DEADLY SRS U GYZ​
It's 8 years ago but still, such theatrics deserve to be shared
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I completely forgot about her lol. This video is hilarious, good find. I'm pretty sure the doctor or pharmacist shows you how to use an inhaler correctly when you first start using them so I wonder if she was using someone elses and she was never prescribed one. Slight powerlevel but I had to use the blue ventolin inhalers after having pneumonia and the pharmacist made me show them that I knew how to use it before letting me take it home. Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that inhalers don't work if you're in the middle of an asthma attack and definitely won't work if they're expired which that one probably is if it's years old.
 
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large_farva said:
I scrolled back too far on the pastel shitstain's youtube and found this
omg im gonna die from not breathing too good but i can talk fine and record this video and not even use an inhaler properly because it's so DEADLY SRS U GYZ​
It's 8 years ago but still, such theatrics deserve to be shared
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Videos like these make me question if the munchie started off with at least on okay social life that unraveled as they got more engrossed in their deceptions or if these people have a basically dead and/or completely vapid, hollow social life, so they resort to upping the ante in muchiedom since it's the only way to maintain any semblance of social contact. Even if it's only with medical staff who are paid not to point and laugh at them.

This is the video of someone who is in a total echo chamber- absolutely no one gave enough of a fuck to tell this chick to knock it off, probably for an extended period of time for her to feel comfortable posting something like this. I know we all assume that munchies, sometimes, or even usually, have active social lives that collapse in on themselves when they discover the joys of staying home because they're sick forever, but you'd think that if these people had engaging social lives they valued, they'd not take the munchie shit so far. It hurts when you lose close friends- imagine losing all of them just to yell into the void (the very crowded, competitive void).
 
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theriddler3 said:
Videos like these make me question if the munchie started off with at least on okay social life that unraveled as they got more engrossed in their deceptions or if these people have a basically dead and/or completely vapid, hollow social life, so they resort to upping the ante in muchiedom since it's the only way to maintain any semblance of social contact. Even if it's only with medical staff who are paid not to point and laugh at them.

This is the video of someone who is in a total echo chamber- absolutely no one gave enough of a fuck to tell this chick to knock it off, probably for an extended period of time for her to feel comfortable posting something like this. I know we all assume that munchies, sometimes, or even usually, have active social lives that collapse in on themselves when they discover the joys of staying home because they're sick forever, but you'd think that if these people had engaging social lives they valued, they'd not take the munchie shit so far. It hurts when you lose close friends- imagine losing all of them just to yell into the void (the very crowded, competitive void).
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Well if a munchie ends up losing most or all of their friends from munching then at least they get to experience one of the really tough aspects of living with a chronic illness. As much as folks hate to admit it if you have a friend that constantly cancels plans because they are not feeling well you eventually stop inviting them. Isolation is a big part of being young and sick and something that most of these munchies fail to grasp because they are generally always well enough to enjoy trips to Disneyland or parties and hikes.
 
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you know what i find funny? that most of these munchies seem to be fucking with their intestines, as in operations. from operation can come scar tissue, we know that. but what "amuses" me is that in the end they will be collecting so mucn scsr tissue as that weird women in the Treated Munchaussens patiets article some pages back, and have their shit leaking into their stomachs, or as this woman,
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though Lindsay found comfort in her Munchausen syndrome, the disorder wreaked havoc on both the personal and professional spheres of her life. She was never able to hold down a steady job, as she would miss too many days of work while staying in the hospital. And her repeated absences from her family inevitably took their toll: After eight years of marriage, her husband filed for divorce and gained full custody of their three children.
Additionally, Lindsay’s body was starting to wear out. Her veins had become grievously scarred due to numerous IV injections, and she developed radiation sickness from all of the X-rays she had undergone. Faking her various physical illnesses was becoming an extremely painful process."
but uhhh anything for asspats i guesss
 
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It's a miracle, folks. Her gastroparesis so bad that she needs TPN is cured. She also posted an uncomfortably autistic video where she donned a shower cap and rubbed her head while staring silently into the camera with that smug cat-mouth of hers. The decay in social skills these girls undergo is outstanding.
 
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TwoFiftyTwoPM said:
But why
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When you keep a chimpanzee in captivity and deprive it of normal chimpanzee interactions free from observation and/or medical experimentation by humans, they'll start to do strange things: rocking, shaking, eating their own feces, self-mutilation. What we're seeing here is a caged human who only gets poked and prodded by doctors and nurses and has no normal interaction with people. The fact that she's not flinging her own shit at this point is pretty remarkable.
 
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Ellesse_warrior said:
I completely forgot about her lol. This video is hilarious, good find. I'm pretty sure the doctor or pharmacist shows you how to use an inhaler correctly when you first start using them so I wonder if she was using someone elses and she was never prescribed one. Slight powerlevel but I had to use the blue ventolin inhalers after having pneumonia and the pharmacist made me show them that I knew how to use it before letting me take it home. Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that inhalers don't work if you're in the middle of an asthma attack and definitely won't work if they're expired which that one probably is if it's years old.
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Looks like it might be one of those over the counter epinephrine inhalers?
 
Munchie_Minder said:
It gets better. Her dog shat in Walmart. I’ve never seen a real service dog have a potty accident. Have you guys?
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I have the once, but it was a dog which was startled very suddenly and out of nowhere (was in a car parking lot, and a car ploughed into a bollard, coming very close to the dog and it's owner). It was more a fear reaction than anything else, an tbh I nearly shat myself as well. I've never, ever seen a service dog shit or piss unexpectedly like that otherwise though. They're specifically trained not to, which adds further weight to the whole, Oooh, I dunno, fact that these are NOT, never have been, never will be, service dogs
 
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