Biggest self-own?

[ScrapBuyer]

Have you ever thought back to the past and remembered something you said/did/thought that now would be seen as an insult?

I remember years ago, back when I used tumblr, looking in the mirror and thinking 'Wow! I look like one of those boys on tumblr that everyone thinks is cute!"

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

When I insult myself I do it deliberately

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

Just one more beer

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

It's just an endless litany of near-subconscious self-loathing, nothing specific stands out.

Also, you sound like a faggot, OP.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I must be retarded because I only just learned how to make my own gifs.

 

[Vampirella]

My mom put the curse on me, said "I hope you have kids just like you." And I said "I hope so too."

 

[{o{P]

when i attempted suicide

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

when i attempted suicide

Not an own, doesn't count.

Git gud, normie.


Nah don't kill yourself.

 

[Takodachi]

when i attempted suicide

you didnt try hard enough then, never give up on the first try


no seriously, do it

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

I dunno if this counts but I had a party while my father was out of town and he had this expensive lamp that hangs low in the dining room. I decided I'd secure it higher so no one would run into it when I moved the table.

Party goes well. Pretty quiet no stupid lawn fighting shit. Clean up, nothing damaged, perfect right!

How was the party?

What party?

Dad points to the lamp.

He appreciated that nothing crazy happened so he didn't give me much shit and luckily he didn't find the booze I had left over...ah to be a dumb kid again.

 

[break these cuffs]

enlisting

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

Dating a liberal activist

 

[Y2K Baby]

Your mom.

 

[Marco Fucko]

I made a KF account.

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

when i attempted suicide

I know exactly how you feel. Worst part was spending the next two weeks in a psych ward praying that a Terminator would come rescue me, but alas it wasn't meant to be. I also met a Satan while I was in there although I'm pretty sure he was just an old senile dude. He was pretty cool though for a crazy old man who reeked of piss. Said Clarence Thomas was sending an extraction team to get him out of there and would take me along because I gave him an apple. Needless to say that didn't pan out either.

 

[DuckSucker]

My whole life are you kidding me?

Obligatory answer "making a kiwifarms account".

 

[bev]

In my early 20s, I switched majors because I thought I would be a decent politician.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Being born

 

[OB 946]

Hey OP, I hate to be that guy but, did you just out yourself as a twinky gayboi?

 

[Poiseon]

Signing up for a forum account to make fun of autists with a fan-made pokemon username and profile picture.