حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
As much as I disagree with some of the content posted here about me (FFS, some WP clippings date back to fucking high school), I have to admit valid points have been raised. I also confess that I genuinely enjoy the company of some of you.
Many of us said dumb things in high school. Of Course, many of us grew up after high school, which you apparently still seem to be stuck in mentally, especially considering how you cling to your supposed writing accolades from that time period.
 
...with your deplorable attitude and caustic personality, coupled with your work ethic and other personality flaws, your odds of having a successful and happy life are pretty poor. You can change that if you want it bad enough and actually work hard at changing yourself and improving your life, but you know you're not going to do that because it would actually involve, y'know, real hard work and effort.
I do want it bad enough, and I have every intention of working hard.
 
I've got every reason to hate the whores. All the fish in the sea are either dead or polluted, and that's a fact. Even if I do find the mystical Ms. Right, she'll probably have her own dirty agenda and f**k me over. I'm not dealing with that, because nobody f***s with me. Ever. --Connor, 28 May 2014
 
Starting this month, things are going to be different.
And I know what you are going to post next: Since people are reading this thread, they are likely to read my Tumblr Blog and you once requested me to get it removed (I can dare to say you could request me now to remove it) because of your job right?

Well guess what, Connor: You blew it. After the Vade drama, you seem to be okay at least in chat or on the forums and last month when people are talking about you, I'm not joining in the discussion. Because I thought you have changed. Not to mention you were preparing for the finals in your college (I guess). I can dare to say that I would actually put my Tumblr posts about you on private since it's pretty irrelevant because you have made improvements.

But this is until you made a fool out of yourself in chat a few days ago. You directly insulted everyone. You boasted about how you're gonna be a good teacher to show us off. This is when I changed my mind about you back to normal. And don't bother trying to request me to remove the posts about you now, because at this point it's gonna take a lot of effort from you to convince me to do so.

And all I can say is just this:

Best of luck, Connor. Good luck trying to convince everyone you're an actual victim.
Third times the charm?
 
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