حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Smutley]

NO EROTICA

Agreed.

 

[Konstantinos]

I appreciate criticism if its constructive and serves to benefit both the writer and the reader, but if its loaded with vitriol, forget it.

Even the most vitriolic critiques tend to have a grain of truth to them. Don't completely dismiss somebody's advice because its not phrased politely.

Another question, what's your favorite book? Mine is Blood Meridian.

 

[The Dude]

Why not write a navel play erotica?

NO EROTICA

Prude.

He'd actually need to have some experience in being sexy and erotic to be able to write erotica. Hell, CWC has more experience than Connor in that field.

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we're waiting for you

Someone needs to take the name Molly Ringworm.

 

[Null]

this is why you dont have friends connor

 

[Poor Choices]

>that terrifying feeling when you realize this forum is well acquainted with shitty works of fiction
>kiwis will provide true and honest help with Connor's fapfic
>reasons to live fleeting

 

[Watcher]

this is why you dont have friends connor

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I'm so excited for the recording when it gets posted

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

In his own words, Connor hates adoption because he thinks he's addicted to masturbation so much that it will lower his sperm count, rendering him incapable of having children of his own and forcing him to adopt. He believes that other men will laugh at him because of this.

How can someone be in college and not understand that it's ok if your dick doesn't work after you beat it senseless and that it will work again just fine one day? This is the kind of shit I wondered when I was 12 and that was without an internet to ask.

According to Wrongplanet it will be when hell freezes over

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All the talk about Connor's abusive/not abusive parents is really reasonable but I'm leaning more to the side that some of it (his dad trying to cut his dick off with some kind of pool toy?) is a flat out lie while the real stuff (his parents telling him to shut up in public and poking his fat belly) are extremely exaggerated.

His aunt knows all about these horrors, right? He said that in a post, and she did nothing but say "if it's really this bad, you need to call the authorities". Maybe I'm overreaching, but you'd think someone who heard their nephew they care for was being abused by the monsters he's made his parents out to be, she'd have either helped him do it, offered to let him stay, or done it herself.

A girl I was friends with for a long time was a crazy self absorbed liar too. When I met her in middle school, she told me her parents were involved in black masses, and they locked her in a coffin her father built and kept in his shed while they did their ceremonies on moonless nights. When the DC snipers were running rampant, even though she lived 3 counties away, she would post these frantic, breathless missives on Livejournal about how she was "literally almost killed by these maniacs" because she used the same gas station as a victim a month earlier.

That is, in my mind, Connor, someone who doesn't get enough attention from resentful parents and exaggerates all their faults (like his mother being an alcoholic for drinking at Applebees). If his folks really did all this shit? Then they're really awful people, and I'm sorry for the suffering he's had, no one, especially a child, should go through it.

But even if they did, it doesn't change the fact every conversation he has ever had anywhere he has gone his entire has been about Connor. When his mom told him to shut up at dinner because she was so drunk? It was because he started talking about his goddamned book again and I'm sure they are very tired of hearing about how great it is.

hahaha i knew a girl exactly like that too!

In no particular order...
1. Utilize the Internet wisely.
2. Get in better physical shape.
3. Work on aggression and patience.
4. Pass my current math class.
5. Get more writing done.
6. Be more sociable.
That's all I can remember now. I may post the full version at a later time.

This is very top level itood but it wont happen until you turn this list of 6 big things into like a list of 60 little things at least at first. I have about as much faith in this as joe cracker so go ahead and prove us wrong

I'd love to get a job, but as I've said, my family disagrees.

You insist your family is a bunch of retards.. if you have a retarded family you need to put your money where your mouth is and stop listening to them and aggressively cut strings, I didn't talk to mine for almost a year and it made a big difference drawing the line. Maybe I'll make an exception for if they give you college money but how will they know if you work?

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

I'm so excited for the recording when it gets posted

I hope you're excited for disappointment.

 

[Hat]

Okay, I'll take a break from RE, and I'll find time in my schedule to write another novel, maybe some short stories. I'm open to suggestions about how to make my writing attention grabbing and interesting.

It doesn't matter what it is that you write; what matters is that you do something. It could be RE, it could be another novel, it could be a single short story—if you can get it published, it's something. What people here are saying is this: If you are going to call yourself a writer or an author, you have to actually write and be willing to take the time to actually do this and edit.

Also, what books do you read? In your OKCupid profile, you mentioned that you read 1984 in elementary school to demonstrate how speshul you are, but most, if not all of the works listed in your interests are movies. Keep in mind that in order to know how to write well, you have to know the masters wrote well.

 

[Ouija Board]

Someone in Connor's Wrongplanet thread has shared some more opinions

That is really an... interesting viewpoint. I've never seen someone compare this place as being full of jocks. It certainly doesn't feel that way to me, I view these forums to be similar to celebrity gossip sites actually. Most of the people on here are intelligent, caring and if I am not mistaken, there are people on the spectrum here in these forums. I myself included.

I think that most of here also have an interest in the psychology behind some of the people spotlighted here on the forums and find such people to be interesting. I am very interested in abnormal psychology myself.

For the record, the person who claims to have been lurking is self-diagnosed with Asperger's, a.k.a. they're in ASD drag.

On the other hand...hurray! We're finally one of the cool kids!

Where on that person's profile did it say that they self-diagnosed themselves with ASD? I tried looking at his/her profile and it's pretty bare.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Dude, I would read @Connor 's erotica. It can't be nearly as bad as TJ Church's.

. . .right?

 

[Coster]

I'm so excited for the recording when it gets posted

He showed up in the main lobby, Null moved him in, and then he disconnected. His entire fanclub eagerly awaited his arrival and he didn't even stop in for a meet-and-greet.

 

[Arkangel]

Connor got cold feet. He really disappointed us.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

He was in the channel for exactly two seconds. It was very disappointing,

 

[Ruin]

Bummer. I was looking forward to seeing if his voice was as retarded as his typing.

 

[KingofManga420]

Bummer. I was looking forward to seeing if his voice was as retarded as his typing.

Take a listen and see for yourself.

 

[Watcher]

He showed up in the main lobby, Null moved him in, and then he disconnected. His entire fanclub eagerly awaited his arrival and he didn't even stop in for a meet-and-greet.

Connor got cold feet. He really disappointed us.

I'm disappointed

Bring it on.

At nights, I keep myself up with the thought that you scumbags are going behind my back and rationalize your actions by saying shit like "you deserve it, fagget". Seriously, fuck you, fuck Null, and fuck the CWCki Forums.

I felt it would be cowardly of me to just disappear.

 

[Ouija Board]

How do you connect to this teamspeak channel? I don't have teamspeak and I don't know how to get to this channel. I'm a computer dummy at times.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Did anybody actually get a sample of his writing? I did actually want to help him. Mostly because editing other people's work gives me a writer boner, but still.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Did anybody actually get a sample of his writing? I did actually want to help him. Mostly because editing other people's work gives me a writer boner, but still.

Here's a link to his magnum opus, Redesigning Eva
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/connor.7044/page-6#post-487907