Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

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Alan Pardew said:
Bate is still watching us :ween:

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Let me taste the words..."the Wife Pillow..."

If he does what I'm thinking he does with this "Wife Pillow," the pillow doubtlessly smells even worse than Nick Bate. :cryblood:
 
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Meowthkip said:
With how much Nick Bate is fixated on his own shit and being a gross disgusting sex pervert, it kind of amazed me that he's not fixated on GG Allin instead of They Might Be Giants.
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I doubt he's heard of GG, although I'm a bit curious what he'd think of him, haha. I noticed someone sent him a Turbonegro song (Just Flesh, off of "Ass Cobra") on his ask.fm a while ago - he didn't seem overexcited, and that song even has the line "feces war in a sexual haze" in it.

When it comes to Nick and music, TMBG seem to pretty much overshadow everything else, because Anna liked them or whatever. I know he mentions other bands/artists on occasion, but it's so rare that they pretty much get drowned out in the static of "TMBG TMBG TMBG". But then that's sorta how Nick's tweeting is in general: riffing on the same few general subjects (most of them disgusting) over and over and over ad nauseam. His twitter is like a goddamn cesspool: there's stuff of different shapes, sizes and consistencies in there, sure, but it's all sewage.
 
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Gringo said:
I doubt he's heard of GG, although I'm a bit curious what he'd think of him, haha. I noticed someone sent him a Turbonegro song (Just Flesh, off of "Ass Cobra") on his ask.fm a while ago - he didn't seem overexcited, and that song even has the line "feces war in a sexual haze" in it.

When it comes to Nick and music, TMBG seem to pretty much overshadow everything else, because Anna liked them or whatever. I know he mentions other bands/artists on occasion, but it's so rare that they pretty much get drowned out in the static of "TMBG TMBG TMBG". But then that's sorta how Nick's tweeting is in general: riffing on the same few general subjects (most of them disgusting) over and over and over ad nauseam. His twitter is like a goddamn cesspool: there's stuff of different shapes, sizes and consistencies in there, sure, but it's all sewage.
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I think that's more unsettling about Nick than anything else: he has horrible rotting chompers, he masturbates with his own feces, he has a fascination with butts and anal sex, he tried to impress a friend by telling her that he molested his younger sister, he admires Hitler, he's a pedophile and a stalker and just a generally loathsome person... and it's contrasted with him liking a quirky and cute shit like TMBG, Homestar Runner and Pokemon, and having what I'm guessing is supposed to be an "endearing" habit of typing in an exaggerated Canadian accent and saying "Kentucky isn't real!" as a joke.

The combination of both of these sides of his personality just make him so much creepier to me. If he were going on about his favorite 1970's exploitation films and liking bands like Anal Cunt or Passenger of Shit, I'd somehow feel more at ease about him. Still disgusted, but less... creeped out?

I don't know if that makes any sense or not.
 
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Meowthkip said:
I think that's more unsettling about Nick than anything else: he has horrible rotting chompers, he masturbates with his own feces, he has a fascination with butts and anal sex, he tried to impress a friend by telling her that he molested his younger sister, he admires Hitler, he's a pedophile and a stalker and just a generally loathsome person... and it's contrasted with him liking a quirky and cute shit like TMBG, Homestar Runner and Pokemon, and having what I'm guessing is supposed to be an "endearing" habit of typing in an exaggerated Canadian accent and saying "Kentucky isn't real!" as a joke.

The combination of both of these sides of his personality just make him so much creepier to me. If he were going on about his favorite 1970's exploitation films and liking bands like Anal Cunt or Passenger of Shit, I'd somehow feel more at ease about him. Still disgusted, but less... creeped out?

I don't know if that makes any sense or not.
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Yeah, the contrast between the different sides of his personality, and the horrible dissonance it creates, is one of the most sickening things about him. It really sorta makes sense when he says he isn't human, with his disconnect from reality and constant need to publicly advertise his sickness, he seems to come from some sort of bizarro universe. I guess that lack of a filter is true of all cows for the most part, lol and horror alike, but Nick is really something special.
 
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I have been passively observing Nick for about 5 years now through /cwc/, /cow/ and now here. He is now in his mid-late 20's and he is doing this shit. I just have to wonder what this will proceed into when he is in his 30's-40's. I have to think that he will have to change some time. I mean doesn't the worry become how he will survive when his parents are gone?
 
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yawning sneasel said:
I have been passively observing Nick for about 5 years now through /cwc/, /cuteboys/ and now here. He is now in his mid-late 20's and he is doing this shit. I just have to wonder what this will proceed into when he is in his 30's-40's. I have to think that he will have to change some time. I mean doesn't the worry become how he will survive when his parents are gone?
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He won't.

He'll die alone, covered in his feces with the word "Wife" carved into his chest probably.
 
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yawning sneasel said:
I have been passively observing Nick for about 5 years now through /cwc/, /cuteboys/ and now here. He is now in his mid-late 20's and he is doing this shit. I just have to wonder what this will proceed into when he is in his 30's-40's. I have to think that he will have to change some time. I mean doesn't the worry become how he will survive when his parents are gone?
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Given his atrocious dental hygiene I think he won't last too long after his parents kick off.
 
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Meowthkip said:
I think that's more unsettling about Nick than anything else: he has horrible rotting chompers, he masturbates with his own feces, he has a fascination with butts and anal sex, he tried to impress a friend by telling her that he molested his younger sister, he admires Hitler, he's a pedophile and a stalker and just a generally loathsome person... and it's contrasted with him liking a quirky and cute shit like TMBG, Homestar Runner and Pokemon, and having what I'm guessing is supposed to be an "endearing" habit of typing in an exaggerated Canadian accent and saying "Kentucky isn't real!" as a joke.

The combination of both of these sides of his personality just make him so much creepier to me. If he were going on about his favorite 1970's exploitation films and liking bands like Anal Cunt or Passenger of Shit, I'd somehow feel more at ease about him. Still disgusted, but less... creeped out?

I don't know if that makes any sense or not.
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Yeah, it's weird. Outside of his obsessions with butts, feces, and Anna, his interests are actually pretty normal, like Pokemon, They Might Be Giants, and Adventure Time. I guess the reason it's so creepy is that it helps remind you that this person actually exists on the same planet as the rest of us.
 
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