🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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If Flam has anything else going for him at all in life it would be best to abandon ship no matter how good his ideas or guest getting skills are. He should save those skills for after college when he realizes that his degree won't help him in our hyper immigrant flooded economy because of depressed wages and automation.
This is my advice to @Flamenco as well, go have fun, focus on your studies, party with your friends, travel around, and all the other BS you get to do in college before the real world starts kicking in. Trust me, it's a way better time than having to worry about if a fat lush is going to drop your shit somewhere because he's jealous you did his "job" better than him. Or you can join us "spergs and a-logs" in laughing at this very retarded cow as well, there's always that.
 
@Flamenco Blaming Alchohol for Ralph's behavior is like blaming money for why 13 do 50. It's not the drinky-drinky, it's the gunty-gunty.

I gotta tell ya, it definitely makes you a worse person in every possible way. You look worse, you feel worse, you smell worse because your body is sweating from the work of carrying around all that extra weight despite the fact that you are in no way stronger or more prepared to carry it, and it's right there on the surface for the entire world to behold. Every lardass out there knows it, and it makes them really fucking salty.

The only fat people I've ever met that "pulled it off" were mammoth human beings that were well over 6'5", and their frames were suited to being a little c h o n k y....Our Ralphamale is not one of these men.

So don't be too hard on our boy. You'd be losing your mind too if you couldn't see your penis without a mirror and some creative angles, and had bigger tits than your wife/girlfriend.
 
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@Flamenco nooooooooooooooooooooooo

If you want things to get better, stop talking about Ralph. Don't talk about what he needs to do for you to come back, don't talk about how you think he's doing now, just drop it all. If you really want Ralph to get better, "just don't" do anything with him. If, IF, can't stress enough IF he comes out of this clean, wait. Bargaining with addicts is always a losing battle, just walk away and do what you want to do for a while. If you really, genuinely want TRR back to its former glory, then just stay back because ralph is the only one that can choose that. (if you don't care, just do what you want and tell-all/shit on KS as much as you want)
wait until the show stabilizes for better or worse, then wait until you think ralph gets to sobriety and making a good show. then wait like 3 more months after that, then if you're still interested ask people that you know will be brutally honest (like null) if they think it's a good idea. If they do, only then should you start to call in and shit
there's exactly one person responsible for the disheveled state of the killstream, and exactly one person that has to fix it. It isn't you.
just chill nigga, keep doing you and having fun and for the next half year (as much of an eternity as that sounds) put the killstream behind you. you'll be glad you did

I gotta tell ya, it definitely makes you a worse person in every possible way. You look worse, you feel worse, you smell worse because your body is sweating from the work of carrying around all that extra weight despite the fact that you are in no way stronger or more prepared to carry it, and it's right there on the surface for the entire world to behold. Every lardass out there knows it, and it makes them really fucking salty.
absolutely, but in fairness all those choices are still ralph's fault. he may be the gunt, but he also made the gunt. using the 13/50 comparison, being poor may drive some basketballs to crime, but it's largely the basketball's fault they're poor. any bad choices he's made are his own, now he needs to make an actual apology and fix them. not try to fix them, fix them.
gunt meme is case in point; if he's so butthurt about it, just stop getting blackout blasted every night and start fucking working out. drink 2 days a week at most (and be able to wake up normally the next day when you do), CICO, jog/run 6 days a week (only needs to be like 4 miles, and wtf better things does he have to do), and hit the godamn gym. and when he shows off his new and improved guntless physique (bonus points for actually being /fit/) then the meme dies. it's all the more entertaining and enraging it's that easy

basically don't let him make any excuses, because not only does it prevent him from getting better, he also doesn't really deserve them
 
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@Flamenco

That fact that multiple users don't want to see you crash and burn like the Gunt is pretty telling, Seriously consider some of the advice because from what Ive seen its genuine. Don't end up like Nick "the spic" Fuentes, in pursuit of an internet career in politics, get an education and get out, don't get associated with exceptional people like Ralph because his bullshit will in all due likelihood get you kicked out of college if got forbid he dox your autistic ass on /cow/. You seem like a well meaning guy, focus on college and making IRL friends when you get there, trust me you'll have the time of your life at parties, not IBS which has been drawing its last breath for months now
 
Any fucking moron reading this who thinks getting clean is going to automatically fix the gunt, go back to page 1, go read the intro post, check the dates, check the discussions. Ralph was a cow during GG, he was a cow before IBS, he was a cow before the whiskey, he was a cow before the xannies. No amount of detox is going to fix his show, his personality or his brain. Chances are it's suffered permanent damage anyway.
 
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You seem like a well meaning guy, focus on college and making IRL friends when you get there, trust me you'll have the time of your life at parties, not IBS which has been drawing its last breath for months now

Or just delete your accounts, remake anonymous ones, and join the dark side community that cares. It takes very little commitment to just sit back and enjoy watching other people fuck up from a distance. I doubt anyone would even notice that it was you shitposting, unless you're Brian Dunn tier autistic.

I think a good rule of thumb is: If you're under 30, spend a few years on sites like this learning from other people's mistakes instead of publicly making them yourself. Have you seen the boomers? You have your whole life to make a mockery of yourself. No need to rush it.
 
I wanted to write a long nice comment to our resident socially awkward @Flamenco but it seems like a waste.

I will enjoy the shitshow when it happens and make shitty pictures.
Zidan was so far the only one who did the right thing as far as I know, everyone else close to Ralph got fucked, and was getting fucked with - even by command of Ralph.

You're not internet famous or smart, you're just some stupid kid who got humiliated on stream by a failure, drunk and degenerate. You're not special, you're to Ralph what Alex was to Andy.

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Made a little flamingo with a burger coming out of it's ass, as a tribute.
 
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Ralph is stepping out to get some more baby aspirin before the stream tonight.

Looks like Ralph, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to bring Rand on to Dlive. And from what I understand, the lad down under has been less than pleased with our Gunty King. I don't want to get my hopes up for nothing, but I'm expecting a train wreck tonight.

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Im not a heavy drinker so i wouldn´t know but how the fuck do you read will blackout drunk?



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"ColLeGe iS a ScAm" Yes you retard if you take a useless degree like gender studies and journalism. If you do engineering or become a lawyer you can earn that back in a couple of years.

Example : A guy in my family did mechanical engineering then became an IWE (welding enginner) and he earns money like its nothing. Like everything else in life college isn´t just a get rich quick scheme you need to pick the right major and then specialise accordingly.
Im not saying the us system ain´t shit but you have to be a goddamn retard to pay 60k$ for a degree you can never pay for.
he earns about 10-14 dollars per stream now. He has an average stream length of two hours which means he needs to stream about what 10k hrs? Assuming he dosen´t use any of that money for makers mark. Thats a year and a quarter if he streams daily.
I usally hate streamthots but i like siegethot.
 
"ColLeGe iS a ScAm" Yes you exceptional individual if you take a useless degree like gender studies and journalism. If you do engineering or become a lawyer you can earn that back in a couple of years.
They should call the place where you get a law or engineering degree something different than the place where you get a PolSci / Feminist Dance Studies degree.

"We offer engineering degrees. We also have Political Science - another good degree!"

Ralph isn't even good at politics - he needs to have literal children on his show like Fuentes and Lt Corbis to provide "hot" takes.

Dave Rubin did PolSci in uni and he used his big Jewish brain to convince conservatards that he's one of them and separate them from their money. He's pretty much doing the same thing Ethan is trying to do but he's more successful at it. Ralph is pretending to be Alt-Right - Dave is pretending to be conservative, and they both do livestreams for superberries.

Ethan is proof that goyim are cattle tbh.
 
They should call the place where you get a law or engineering degree something different than the place where you get a PolSci / Feminist Dance Studies degree.

"We offer engineering degrees. We also have Political Science - another good degree!"

Ralph isn't even good at politics - he needs to have literal children on his show like Fuentes and Lt Corbis to provide "hot" takes.

Dave Rubin did PolSci in uni and he used his big Jewish brain to convince conservatards that he's one of them and separate them from their money. He's pretty much doing the same thing Ethan is trying to do but he's more successful at it. Ralph is pretending to be Alt-Right - Dave is pretending to be conservative, and they both do livestreams for superberries.

Ethan is proof that goyim are cattle tbh.

Gas the goys, Jewish supremacy now.
 

"I sent ralph a present for when i come on to the show, a hardback of the art of the comeback. Cause if its any book he needs its this."
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"Ralph has a lot of talent and has the ablility to do a comeback". I don´t get why nick and dick think that.
"He got boogie to spill his guts on a livestream" - nick. Anyone and i mean litearly anyone can get boogie to say stupid shit. Watch any of his interviews, he constantly collapses.
"How would the world be without the mundane matt stream" That wasn´t the gunt it was all Jim and Zidan.
"People wouldn´t come and constantly watch if Ralph wasn´t talented" Ralph like a thousnads of others on YT got lucky. He attracted Metokurs attention and rode a wave of succes from that it wasn´t beacuse his streams where good, if that was the case he wouldn´t be dropping viewer numbers the last year.
Disagree. Most of the general sentiments expressed were about what I feel about Ralph so apparently I'm not alone.

Ralph does have something that equates to a talent for streaming. When he's not blasted out of his mind on benzos anyway.

It's worth remembering even when he whittled his audience down by moving platforms repeatedly and major audience split offs due to stream me shit, he was still pulling in a surprisingly large audience, hell I only stopped watching because the fated pillstream was literally unwatchable except as a garbage fire after the fact.

I'll grant that some of the examples brought up regarding his successes have counter arguments as to how much Ralph actually influenced some of that, but at the end of the day, Ralph was still the central pillar of that show. Hell it's not infrequently that his guests are more interesting than he is. But there's something about him when he's "on" that can attract an audience consistently even if it's perhaps not the peak killstream audience.

This is probably a very normie take but quite frankly, it comes down to that he's got a voice that is pleasant to listen and how he interacts with guests/callers on stream (gigantic asterisk: most of the time) resulted in things being sufficiently engaging to keep me coming back to it, albeit when he was functional, and that's even when he was talking out of his ass about stuff.

What are the alternatives, the evening news? Bling-Blong Theory? Maybe that's a bigger indictment of television that an on-again-off-again alcoholic Arkie with a southern drawl talking out his ass at least 50% of the time is more entertaining and informative than the totality of network television available in the evening, but that's about what it comes down to.

Which brings me to the talent point: the ability to continue bullshitting (with co-hosts/chat) in a sufficiently entertaining way, and talking with guests in an engaging way all with minimal dead air & still being listenable at all over several hours is uncommon at worst, and most definitely a talent.

For a normie example, why do you think Colin Cowherd is successful? It's certainly not because he has the biggest brained or even most interesting takes most of the time, hell, I'd argue he doesn't even have the best radio voice, and almost 100% of the time his guests are more interesting than he is. But man can he just fucking go with nary a moment of dead air for over 2 fucking hours while still being engaging to the audience and as a bonus can seamlessly slip into promotional spiels. Day after day like a fucking machine. There's a reason he makes big money, and that is with the benefit of commercial breaks as well as a production staff to help with prep and tech.

Ralph doesn't have a production staff, much less prepare literally at all, and yet even when he was alone (though again, he needed to be functional) he can go for 2 hours or more without commercial breaks sometimes exclusively talking out of his ass about stuff he doesn't necessarily understand just skimming through stories/bullshitting with chat/callers and it was still sufficiently entertaining for me (and apparently others) to find it worth listening to even when he was basically just doing mundane matt's shtick; he just ended up doing it in a far more entertaining way. You may disagree, but I don't think I'm the only one who thinks this...

This was only reinforced in my mind by trying to follow the mumkey drama: if fucking Meatman had started the killstream that shit would be in current Donga territory immediately and never would have peaked higher than about 50 literally tone-deaf viewers. So many people are just fucking impossible to listen to, much have the ability to hold any kind of engaging dialog together for any meaningful period of time. Much less live for 2-3 hours every weeknight. Well...used to be every weeknight.

To be clear, I'm not trying to absolve Ralph of his fuckups, but let's not be dishonest: he's got some kind of talent even if he's trying very hard to squander it between a bottle of woodford reserve, a scrip for bars, and a seemingly unavoidable penchant for making terrible decisions.

I get it that the hate boner here is strong and not unjustifiably, but that does seem to cloud the assessment of the totality of his abilities sometimes.
 
The shielding by Masterson and Rekeita of the Gunt is funny to me. They had one positive interaction with Ralph in Knoxville where everybody was partying. They haven't bothered to read into his past, they both know nothing about Ralph pre-jail, during gamergate, etc.

They are welcome to their opinions, but they are basing their entire opinion of Ralph on a small snapshot of his entire internet presence. They both don't extend this courtesy to anybody else. Masterson is willing to consider the past actions of anybody he makes fun of and Rekeita is willing to weigh the past actions of the people he talks about on his show.

Ralph is just a special case because they shared a laugh and a drink once I guess.
 
Ok lads, tonight is the big night. Post your predictions of what's going to happen on the Dick/Rand show tonight.

1. Dick will give the guntposters fan service
2. Rand, meeting Dick for the first time will act extra retarded (The good kind)
3. Some call outs
4. Spicy call in/ superchats.
5. Fake sobriety
 
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