Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

bev said:
She stabbed herself trying to slice an avocado. Destiny wanted to go get gauze pads and head to the ER. Amber said no. She then films her meal, and later goes to get the wound treated. This was during her Working Woman days where she'd claim that she really hasn't eatun all day, ran around helping patients, and acts as though she'd faint from starvation. Around the same time, we had her snapping at food workers for not creating her drive through meal fast enough.

Anyway, here's the whole scene time stamped:


Fucking shoot me for remembering the title of this video.
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To bad she didn’t really stab herself.. a lengthy hospital saga would be interesting
 
Turd Blossom said:
It starts at 9:30 in the video, it's still in there. It goes by quick (which explains the blurriness, Eric was sneakily getting that full-body shot) but here's a screenshot I managed to grab.
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Just like last summer when our gorl got really behind on videos, Eric's vlogs have become more popular and you can bet he's gonna sneak a quick money shot in when he can get away with it,
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Eric is a scrofulous twat of proportions similar to our gorl, but he has one redeeming feature. He's a pro at fat-girl angles.
 
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bev said:
She stabbed herself trying to slice an avocado. Destiny wanted to go get gauze pads and head to the ER. Amber said no. She then films her meal, and later goes to get the wound treated. This was during her Working Woman days where she'd claim that she really hasn't eatun all day, ran around helping patients, and acts as though she'd faint from starvation. Around the same time, we had her snapping at food workers for not creating her drive through meal fast enough.

Anyway, here's the whole scene time stamped:


Fucking shoot me for remembering the title of this video.
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She really tried to take the pit out by stabbing it? Jesus fucking tapdancing Christ. You'd think a gorl this fucking big would have watched even one cooking tutorial in her accursed life. Firstly, you hold the fucking avocado in a kitchen or tea towel in your hand. Secondly, you don't stab at it like a fucking sped, you tap the knife blade horizontally into it and twist it out. Ugh, why am I preaching to the choir. She's so fucking stupid.
 
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Eiric's latest is boring per usual, but around 4:51 Amber spiced it up by grabbing the camera while Rickie was making chili, treating us to a gratuitous cleavage shot before announcing that she was also in the kitchen "preparing dinner".
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Classy as fuck, y'all.
 
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Does anybody else believe that one of the inhabitants of the FagShanty is active on the Farms? I'd bet money Hamplanet herself has posted.

Edit: We know Hamber reads the Farms regularly, but who else?
 
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BIg Fat Wang said:
Does anybody else believe that one of the inhabitants of the FagShanty is active on the Farms? I'd bet money Hamplanet herself has posted.

Edit: We know Hamber reads the Farms regularly, but who else?
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If she did post, I would think she was almost as big of a sped as when Chantal Sarault decided to post here. She would have been caught I think. If she does have an account, it would be the account that follows Notorious ALR threads and possibly her forum with no posts.
 
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Francis Dollarhyde said:
If she did post, I would think she was almost as big of a sped as when Chantal Sarault decided to post here. She would have been caught I think. If she does have an account, it would be the account that follows Notorious ALR threads and possibly her forum with no posts.
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Those are my thoughts too. None of the Fag Shanty inhabitants are either literate or coherent enough to make even occasional posts here without it being bleedingly obvious.
 
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Everyone who lives in that SpEd Daycare (excluding Rickie perhaps) have delicate little pissbaby egos far, far, far, far too fragile to ever even dream of placing a single toe on the outer fringes on the Farms. The moment they read negative ANYTHING about themselves they spit and cry and scream and spew and tantrum like the red-faced spoiled autistic little small-brained toddlers that they are.

Dumbly and clumsily "sassing" back to "haters" on Twitter/Youtube behind the nice big soft protective barrier of their computer and keyboard gives them all the Cry-Laughing emojis and ~not even bothered sis~ pretend fake facades they want, just like every other deeply wounded and butthurt baby online. Anybody who genuinely didnt care about hate comments would never make an entire video called ANSWERING MY HATE COMMENTS. We all know that HamLard, Necky ThumbFace, and the MushMuppet are all shitting their pants over their internet hate on the daily. They are awful at hiding it lol
 
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marjoram said:
If any of Big Al's circle was on the Farms my money would be on Rafe.
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Her videos have been noticeably Rafe-less the past few months. I smell tea. Come Rafe, spill. You know you want to.

I think it's interesting Rickie and Eric have been courting a new and improved pair of pet lesbians. It feels like something is in the works. Change is in the wind!
 
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Strawberry Pocky said:
Everyone who lives in that SpEd Daycare (excluding Rickie perhaps) have delicate little pissbaby egos far, far, far, far too fragile to ever even dream of placing a single toe on the outer fringes on the Farms. The moment they read negative ANYTHING about themselves they spit and cry and scream and spew and tantrum like the red-faced spoiled autistic little small-brained toddlers that they are.
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I still bet Eric reads here though. He's a bitchy, gossipy, drama-loving little faggot and there's no way he's not lurking while we rip into Amber, probably sharing some of our comments with Ricky and having a laugh in private. I think Amber might read here sometimes too (she does seem to address stuff after it's discussed here but I'm not sure how much is from FB or YT comments). They are piss babies, yes, but both seem like the type that have to know what is being said about them - I bet Becky and Ricky listen to a ton of bitching about hater comments and have to reassure them that it's "not true".

They do absolutely fuck all, but still bitch all the time about how bad their mental condishuns are, my money is that they sit around triggering themselves all day by obsessively reading our shitposts.
 
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