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You would be hard pressed to find him out of the basement. But i get ya. It would be fucking hilarious and his reaction to it would be golden.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I was thinking dropping his phone in a drink but that is better.
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Just out of curosity are those statstics current or from the 80s or 90s (when Bob was a kid)?I don't get it. Does he think people getting deported is everyone vaguely related to someone who illegally came here? Like instead of "illegal immigrant", it's "illegal bloodline" and ICE is going to track you down for your ancestor from 1857 being here illegally? Is he saying that he thinks everyone thinks every Latino is an illegal immigrant?
Also "extremely ethnically diverse" is funny considering I'm pretty sure he's from Lynn and look at this chart. Keep in mind that "Hispanic" is a pretty broad category that overlaps with multiple demographics. We're also not sure if Bobby ever had friends, as he doesn't seem to have any nowadays, so it's entirely possible he's mostly dealt with other whites in any meaningful capacity.
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You know he's really intelligent because he talks about how intelligent he is all the time. That's what intelligent people do.MODERATELY intelligent
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Though I don't think any members of this site are in danger of doing this, the next time anyone thinks Bob is smart, just remember that he thought AOC calling in during a Donkey Kong 64 stream for a tranny charity was the redemptive moment for gaming culture.
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One of the dumbest, smuggest, pricks at my work has a MENSA award on his desk. He cost the company millions at one point but he knew the right people so all was forgiven and he got promoted.
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Current but that could only make it worse unless you want to argue they got most of the minorities to leave in Bob's lifespan.
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Fellow White Person in action.
Continuing to attack Ngo.
Since Bob wants to attack Ngo for doxxing (which he didn't do by the way)...
Continuing to attack Ngo.
Since Bob wants to attack Ngo for doxxing (which he didn't do by the way)...
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I wish this fucker really would lose a foot to diabetes. His cock would be even better.
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You expect Bob to actually know history beyond a 4th grade level? His idea of how Natives lived probably comes from Disney's Pocahontas
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I'm not saying I'd kill Moviebob if I had the chance and knew I could get away with it.
But I would lose my phone and my throat would be too sore to yell for help if I saw him getting knifed to death in his front yard.
But I would lose my phone and my throat would be too sore to yell for help if I saw him getting knifed to death in his front yard.
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Lol he lives in the basement. His front yard is probably a back alley.
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With Bob's health and intelligence I don't think he would require that much assistance in the last shuffle.
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If anyone does that, they'd better make sure to have his tweets on hand to demonstrate what a hypocrite he is when he starts crying about how "unfair" it is.
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No, you gotta remember that Bob would point out the inaccuracies and mildly racist content in Disney's Pocahontas to gain brownie points with the woke crowd
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Erectile dysfunction is apparently common in men with diabetes. It would not surprise me in the least if Bob has trouble raising the flag, if you get what I mean.
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Somebody could legitimately harm Bob and get away with it on the grounds of self-defense. Because even if Bob was the innocent victim in a criminal trial, it's so easy to paint him as an unhinged sociopath who wants harm to befall others.
A defense team would just have to spend a few days on this forum alone to gather enough evidence that portrays Bob for who he really is.
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"When you think about it, if you pretend Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was Smoky The Bear, and the Boston Marathon bombing was an unsupervised campfire, and the two homemade pressure cooker bombs detonated 12 seconds and 210 yards (190 m) apart at 2:49 p.m., near the finish line of the race, killing three people and injuring several hundred others, including 16 who lost limbs was a robust National Parks funding; you can totally justify anything! I'm paid for my opinions."
I really hope his tweets and all these other people's tweets come back and bite them on the ass like they love to do with everybody else.
Boston is notoriously white and notoriously racist even for a north eastern city. I assume being extremely ethnically diverse to him means he had 5 black kids in elementary school, compared to say, rural Alabama. Illegal immigrant heritage isn't a "thing". That shows how non-diverse him and his life has been.
Amazing. The one time he puts some nuanced thought into an issue, it's fucking Fat Thor.
The only time anybody is concerned with the weight that you bring is when you step into an elevator.
Oh, that's very noble of you semi-recognizable cis white guy with a platform. Having an opinion isn't a zero sum game. You being a "semi-recognizable cis white guy with a platform" doesn't negate the opinions of other people. And if it did, you being a "semi-recognizable cis white guy with a platform" hasn't prevented you from shutting up about ANY other topic. Shit, being a fat cis white guy means that this something YOU GET TO talk about, per intersectional rules. And has he actually boosted other voices on this issue?
What a fucking cop out. You're a movie/pop culture critic. This is literally your job. He is actually arguing for why he won't or shouldn't give his opinion on this issue. He's not man enough to state his opinion on this stupid issue, yet is too egotistical to ignore people asking for his opinion.
This is the closest thing he has to a coherent opinion of "Fat Thor". Which we can extrapolate to his coherent opinion on any other issue he tweets about that doesn't involve Christ Hemsworth in a fat suit for a visual gag in a superhero movie. A salad joke is a step too much, even though he made an ugly joke about an actual woman that worked for Trump that she is now worthless. And Hemsworth should fuck with his health to bring 'meaning' for fat people for a gag that can easily be done with foam.
Bob, you are fat and disgusting.
I was thinking about this. If he came to a convention near me, just go, buy a ticket, get a milkshake or any other normal sugary beverage, and throw it in his face, and be like, "Ha, you're right, that IS funny." And if he charges at me, because he thinks "I'd better run", just take his knees out.
Ah, but that would result in monetary damages. Throwing a sugary liquid at someone is completely harmless fun. Especially if they sperg out and try to physically attack you, and you get to defend yourself with equal or greater force.
He has no uses for his cock. If he loses a foot or two, it would make harder to get to food. Or better yet, he loses his fingers. He's too lazy to color correct his videos. Imagine if he had to work with a keyboard using a pencil in his mouth.
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Bob's no bad tactics side is showing again. I'm not surprised by him, what surprises and frustrates me is that, outside of the more right leaning places on the internet, people are acting like this is a good thing. What impresses and scares me is how quickly the lie has been built and how little work is being done to correct it. Its honestly like Animal Farm. "Journalists are being attacked! Wait, its ok for that one to be attacked because XYZ plus he wasn't a real journalist!" What scares me, and should scare others, is that none of these people, who are lying, who are attacking Ngo for being attacked in the streets, fuck, the people who did it, will face any consequences, they won't go to jail, they won't be put on blacklists, they won't be shunned, they won't be scrutinized by the media for every little thing they do, no, thats saved for smiling awkwardly as an old man beats a drum in your face.
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Now, now now, Bob isn't worth you going to jail for. Besides, any "Bob getting attacked" scenario that doesn't involve at least a dozen biker veterans overhearing Bob loudly disrespecting cops and soldiers in a bar and the resulting aftermath isn't even worth considering.
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