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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.4%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 101 23.3%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
    434
RomanesEuntDomus said:
*sigh* Why? Do you have a problem with anything in particular?
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My movies are always kept G-rated and as kid-friendly as possible.

And I wanted to mention the premiere of my IClone movie is at 6:00 PM on July 7 and not 3:00. This was an error I made because I set the time on my laptop which is three hours ahead of my time. It's been that way since I got it.

And believe it or not, Simeon the Nigerian man found me a production company located in the UK called Film Connection Limited and it encourages beginners like me. They asked for a business plan and so Simeon who is an accountant made one for my movie, "The Incredible Tale of Mr. Wogglebug. And last week he sent it to them and a few days ago they got back to us asking if we wanted them to push forward with working on my movie and we of course answered in the affirmative.
 
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RomanesEuntDomus said:
But kids love guns. Should I reduce the number of guns? I could replace them with swords.
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No thanks.

Chan the Wizard said:
@WogglebugLover have you considered making educational videos? I think one about Sylvia being sexually awakened by Wogglebug and his many magical hands would be a real crowd pleaser.
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I have already decided to start making short educational videos with Wogglebug. Patrick has already recorded one about Woggie teaching hygiene.

Picklechu said:
Nigerian prince, Nigerian production company, whatever.
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The only problem with Simeon is that he is in love with me and wants me to marry him.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
I will never put that in any of my movies.



No. And I'm not sure as any ever will.
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I'd totally go and see it, except that I am several hundreds of miles away. I think the Vancouver Film Festival is starting up fairly soon, why not submit your movie for entry? I'd SO go in that case, along with a few friends of mine. We won't start any trouble, but fair warning: we are fairly large and hairy guys, and we will likely be under the influence of legal and illegal intoxicants. :biggrin:
 
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Actually it's Sunday at 6:00 PM. The movie lasts an hour and 48 minutes. The link to the watch page is posted on the previous page.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
No thanks.



I have already decided to start making short educational videos with Wogglebug. Patrick has already recorded one about Woggie teaching hygiene.



The only problem with Simeon is that he is in love with me and wants me to marry him.
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How do you know he is in love with you and wants you to marry him?
 
No you guys, he's a totally real Nigerian producer or whatever, and he's totally in love with Cynthia and is going to help her get the Wogglebug movie made if she sends his production company $10K in bitcoin, and then they'll get married and live in the White House and laugh at all of the peons who can never live up to their horde of WoggleBucks, because the Wogglebug will be so popular, you see.
 
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Just to make a few things clear. Simeon isn't actually a producer, he just somehow found and contacted a production company in the UK and told then about me and my movie script I want made into a live action film. And he is an accountant who made the business plan they requested and he has also promised to help get financiers to provide the funds needed for the budget.

And I am NOT going to actually marry him no matter how much he wants me to. And I have told him no repeatedly and assured him it has nothing to do with color differences but that I am just not in love with him and feel I just can't be. And this is for the best as he is not just 23 years my senior but he's also a lonely widower of four children. He seems to have accepted no as my answer and assures me he would never force himself on me.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
Just to make a few things clear. Simeon isn't actually a producer, he just somehow found and contacted a production company in the UK and told then about me and my movie script I want made into a live action film. And he is an accountant who made the business plan they requested and he has also promised to help get financiers to provide the funds needed for the budget.

And I am NOT going to actually marry him no matter how much he wants me to. And I have told him no repeatedly and assured him it has nothing to do with color differences but that I am just not in love with him and feel I just can't be. And this is for the best as he is not just 23 years my senior but he's also a lonely widower of four children. He seems to have accepted no as my answer and assures me he would never force himself on me.
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So he's an old pervert with a re.tard girl fetish. Grats on landing a real winner.
 
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WogglebugLover said:
Just to make a few things clear. Simeon isn't actually a producer, he just somehow found and contacted a production company in the UK and told then about me and my movie script I want made into a live action film. And he is an accountant who made the business plan they requested and he has also promised to help get financiers to provide the funds needed for the budget.
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Have you talked to any of these people yourself? Cause I'm pretty damn sure that he's catfishing you, will approach you sooner or later, telling you that the production has been financed, but he'll need a bit of money for something other production related and once he got that out of you, he'll haul ass and spend that money on cheap hoes and drugs.
 
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