Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 89 3.7%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 686 28.4%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,418
Honestly, sometimes it feels like he's putting in all his power to groom his fanbase. His fanbase is a bunch of tween-teen aged girls. And he knows this. I remember once I was in a stream and when he signed off for the night he legit said, "Ill miss you, you Fuck Kittens.
Ill try to provide a link.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/143345074
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I rember him say this a lot.
 
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Clop said:
It's been over a goddamned year since I stopped trying to follow this train wreck and just started peeking in here every few months, and every single time Osana still isn't in the game, he can't even reach his very first milestone in all these years.

Oh and happy birthday, Alex.
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It's because he's setting unrealistic goals to show his brainwashed audience something But since these goals are unrealistic he uses excuses like "organic game design" and stuff to make it seem like he's an intellectual or something.
 
Someone literally spent money to get a well known actor to unknowingly give Alex asspats on cameo.
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Alright, I'm getting really tired of all the posts that are nothing but the same old "alex is ugly and smells, also he's a virgin" posts. They add absolutely nothing to the discussion and don't get funnier repeated for the fiftieth time so I'm going to start deleting them on sight.
 
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New post is up on the blog
Alex missed a deadline (nothing new) but this is interesting, he mentioned before in another blog post that he won't be having a meetup at anime expo but it looks like he is going to be there. Are fans going to swarm him and ask for Osana? Is Alex going to where his parachute jeans? So much questions and we already know the answers to them
If there is a meetup I hope its as cringeworthy as previous years

also Michela cringe raps couldn't make it pass 4 seconds (this has to be one of the most autistic fanbases on the planet)
 
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I was genuinely trying my hardest to implement the Obstacle by July 1st, but as the deadline grew closer, it became increasingly apparent that July 1st was never a realistic deadline to begin with.
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I just can't fathom how is it possible that after so many years of development he's still unable to set realistic deadlines...
 
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One thing that I've been thinking about for a while is how Alex could adjust gameplay so he could avoid having to make loopholes like the metal detectors, or all the students pictured are 18+ and going to a prep college and pretending to be highschoolers.
I'm not sure how to fix the metal detectors, but rather than making everyone 18, why not adjust how Infochan works so you don't have to get panty shots? I think that's the main reason why he's making everyone 18.

Rather than get panty shots why not have Infochan reward you for collecting... you know... info. You got the person's face, name, likes, dislikes, or secrets? Cool you get some infobucks you can spend. Remove the panty shot idea completely and rather than have Infochan be some sort of secret evil enigma have her run a forum where she posts people's secrets to make fun of them. Makes way more sense than Infochan being some sort of panty shot blackmailer, and addresses that particular concern.

I think these are the two best parts from the update:
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there isnt enough time in the day.PNG

Does missing something you like really suck? Yeah, but when you have other obligations and priorities in life you have to focus on those. There will be other conventions. And I find it funny how he planned to implement so much stuff but didn't remember his own time limitations in game.
 
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ducktales4gameboy said:
Possible incoming drama. I'm sure Alex will take this well.
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At least those devs don't ask much for their... creation.

BTW, how much do you think Yandev will charge for his game? $15? $30? Or full $60 since it is AAA a-la hitman game (at least in his dreams)? How much copies he plans to sell? Sure, he is not good at planning, but i think he put a lot of thought in future sales, since he is like a jew.
 
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ducktales4gameboy said:
store.steampowered.com

Yanpai Simulator on Steam

Can you get the girl you love?
store.steampowered.com store.steampowered.com

Possible incoming drama. I'm sure Alex will take this well.
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Credit where it's due, that game features a whole town to free roam in, and looks way less laggy than YS. It also uses mechanics based more on GTA/Saint's Row because YanpaiDev (also love how he just rips off Alex's handle alongside his game) realized that that's most how people enjoy YS anyway. YS is definitely better off as a sandbox than hitman mission-esque social sim.

Now I'm not saying this game isn't a piece of shit because it definitely is, but if you forced me to play either an hour of YS or this I'd pick this hands-down.
 
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vertexwindi said:
Alright, I'm getting really tired of all the posts that are nothing but the same old "alex is ugly and smells, also he's a virgin" posts. They add absolutely nothing to the discussion and don't get funnier repeated for the fiftieth time so I'm going to start deleting them on sight.
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OK, but can we change the subtitle of this thread then? It basically says "Alex is ugly, hahaha". At least mention his incompetence, whining and lying.
ducktales4gameboy said:
store.steampowered.com

Yanpai Simulator on Steam

Can you get the girl you love?
store.steampowered.com store.steampowered.com

Possible incoming drama. I'm sure Alex will take this well.
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I've posted it couple of months ago, but post got deleted for some reason. It will be funny, if Alex accuses them of stealing, when his game basically consists of bought/stolen assets and volunteers' code, glued together by if/else.
kermit said:
The official crush crush twitter shared this image a few days ago.
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Is this Secret Gamer Girl holding a knife?
 
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