Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
He's still full of shit though. And his little schoolyard code is lame.

Edit: You mentioned that some observant jews might not and that traditionally it was forbidden to write out yhwh, but I have to wonder how many observant jew still follow that. I'm betting that only the ultra orthodox one do. As most modern ones jews that do practice are (usually) a bit more relaxed about things.
Actually, they will not under any circumstances. It mainly refers to the hebrew letters, and in fact when old prayer books or hebrew bibles (called a chumash or tanakh) are torn or need to be discarded, they are put aside to be buried. Jewish religion puts a strong emphasis on words, specifically hebrew words. They believe god literally spoke the world into existence in hebrew, and take curses very seriously. Many hebrew prayers were written in kanbalistic formulas so complex and poetic that our friend, the Crusty Jesus Man Brad would be utterly lost if you tried to explain the signifigance to him. So yeah, he's sort of correct, but only in the sense that Jews would not write gods hebrew name. But writing out God? What a fantastic ignoramus. The Jewish god's name is not God, @Brad Watson_Miami .
 
Actually, they will not under any circumstances. It mainly refers to the hebrew letters, and in fact when old prayer books or hebrew bibles (called a chumash or tanakh) are torn or need to be discarded, they are put aside to be buried. Jewish religion puts a strong emphasis on words, specifically hebrew words. They believe god literally spoke the world into existence in hebrew, and take curses very seriously. Many hebrew prayers were written in kanbalistic formulas so complex and poetic that our friend, the Crusty Jesus Man Brad would be utterly lost if you tried to explain the signifigance to him. So yeah, he's sort of correct, but only in the sense that Jews would not write gods hebrew name. But writing out God? What a fantastic ignoramus. The Jewish god's name is not God, @Brad Watson_Miami .
Huh, so even regular practicing jews won't? I was under the assumption that when dude brad here mentioned "observant" jews he was talking about some sort of splinter, ultra orthodox group that happened to share a similar belief or that their dogma somehow (through either unintentional or willful misinterpretation) reinforced his wacky views.
 
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In case anyone didn't see this back on page 27.

I don't think Brad "The Dude" Watson-Einstein intends to indulge our responses anymore since we hurt his feelings, but on the off chance he will I had a question about this video. In the first few seconds you can be seen arguing with street pedestrians about your reincarnation theories. I couldn't help but notice they seemed to be laughing at you (or staring blankly at you in bewilderment).
So my question(s), do you actually go out into public places and preach this "algorithm" of yours?
How often?
Or was that a one time thing?
If not, what are the usual responses?
I couldn't find any other videos of you preaching to pedestrians or anymore youtube videos that weren't music related, why is that?
Finally, how drunk was the camera man?

I would honestly love to see peoples face to face reaction when you first tell them you're God-Incarnate but then judge them and sentence them to 274 years of non-human reincarnation followed being born into hellish circumstances when they laugh at you. Consider making more videos of this since I think it would REALLY help to spread the word about you...though perhaps not in the way you want...
 
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Huh, so even regular practicing jews won't? I was under the assumption that when dude brad here mentioned "observant" jews he was talking about some sort of splinter, ultra orthodox group that happened to share a similar belief or that their dogma somehow (through either unintentional or willful misinterpretation) reinforced his wacky views.

I think it's more the difference between "observant" religious Jews and "unobservant" ethnic/cultural Jews. You can be ethnically Jewish (i.e. belong to a family of Ashkenazi or Sephardic descent) and not practice Judaism at all. You can have Christian Jews, Buddhist Jews, atheist Jews, whatever you like.
 

Shrekolas Cage (anonymous guy),

Having just read your malicious posts against me, you can forget about this particular Skype project. (And I AM "the reincarnation of the first amphibian".) I'll register for Skype without any 'help' from you. And no, now I don't "trust you" at all! You have rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/17/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: 374 years non-human reincarnation, 174 years non-commutable.

Etc.
 
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Shrekolas Cage (anonymous guy),

Having just read your malicious posts against me, you can forget about this particular Skype project. (And I AM "the reincarnation of the first amphibian".) I'll register for Skype without any 'help' from you. And no, now I don't "trust you" at all! You have rudely judged me, therefore...

By the power(77) vested in by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 1/17/15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: 374 years non-human reincarnation, 174 years non-commutable.

Etc.
Forgive me, I was just skeptical at first about you being the messiah and all.
 
Forgive me, I was just skeptical at first about you being the messiah and all.
Convince me and everyone here about what changed your mind. Show me where in this thread you expressed this change of mind from say your comments on page 27.

In don't remember ever changing a sentence after I've given it. Perhaps I have? But I certainly am very reluctant to do so without seeing some serious verifiable community service!
 
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This thread is even more entertaining than Holden's. :story:
 
Convince me and everyone here about what changed your mind. Show me where in this thread you expressed this change of mind from say your comments on page 27.

In don't remember ever changing a sentence after I've given it. Perhaps I have? But I certainly am very reluctant to do so without seeing some serious verifiable community service!
Brad,
I do have about 100 hours of community service logged at a Christian nursing home if that helps. Btw, 8 18514 2085 239119 on your GOD=7_4 algorithm, and it truly changed my mind about you
 
Gene Parmesan & everyone,

It's really time for me to leave this bizarre forum that seems it was set up for no other purpose than for devils to congregate and spill their venom. This forum is very ungodly and antichrist. I will not be Skyping with this group; there's no point(74). If I continue to remain here, it would only result in my further sentencing everyone to longer non-human reincarnations and worse luck than you're already having.

I AM a teacher and I've tried my best to teach everyone here. I've spent alot of valuable time here so as to leave a substantial record of who I AM, my discoveries including the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code, how I as the 2nd Coming of the Christ "judges everyone according(74) to their actions" (Rev 20:12-13), etc.

I want to make sure I address my 7213119147 encoded messages here. Teaching everyone that the English(7,74) language has 'the key'(74) of A=1, B=2...Z=26 through simple(6,74) gematria(8,74) is something that should be taught in 1st grade and then be continually taught. I realized that your demons love to curse and that you love to curse me. I chose a way to covertly curse you back (I didn't initiate it) and thus teach gematria. Did Bill Clinton have "sexual relations with that woman"? It depends on how you define it. Did I curse on this forum? It depends on how you define it.

I wanted to show how Christ II is very different then how everyone has imagined him to be.

Everyone is invited to 'friend' me on Facebook: Richard Bradshaw Watson II and/or 'like' FB "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'. You can also 'like' FB Center for the United Religions of Earth - the Cure. Also, http://7seals.blogspot.com , http://7seals.yuku.com , http://RevelationRevealed.proboards.com , http://GOD704.wikia.com , http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .

GOD/GOOD-bye.

Brad,
I do have about 100 hours of community service logged at a Christian nursing home if that helps. Btw, 8 18514 2085 239119 on your GOD=7_4 algorithm, and it truly changed my mind about you
That helps alot but you'll need to private message me the particular info about that nursing home for me to formally change your sentence.
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami
Jesus, you sure are vindictive as fuck, mate. I think every sentence you passed here was an F grade. You didn't even discern between the people who openly mocked you and the people who simply questioned your scientician methods and yet remained polite the entire time.
Seriously, what are the requirements for passing your tests? And please don't give me any copypasted walls of text or links to your websites.

And in addition to that, you insulted pretty much all of them and tried "censoring" it with some childish ciphering or you directly resorted to some extremely crude mockeries of their nicknames.
So my second question is: Do you really think judgmental threats of fire and brimstone paired with nasty and crude name-calling is appropriate for a man who claims to know God's word (and the hidden footnotes of Him) better than we do?
 
If I continue to remain here, it would only result in my further sentencing everyone to longer non-human reincarnations and worse luck than you're already having.
Getting a little too much smug, aren't we? Also, I don't believe this reincarnation thing but yes, go on sentencing people on the Internet like the mad man that you are. The only thing you've done until now was showing your true colors after a little bit of provocation, acting like a old computer while "talking with numbers" and acting like a spambot of your nonsensical Wiki.
 
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It's really time for me to leave this bizarre forum that seems it was set up for no other purpose than for devils to congregate and spill their venom
By this he means not agreeing with him, calling him dude or taking him up on his offers to preform sexual favors for him. Vindictive.
This forum is very ungodly and antichrist.
This sentence is very poorly written and chocolate. See the problem in this sentence?
If I continue to remain here, it would only result in my further sentencing everyone to longer non-human reincarnations and worse luck than you're already having.
We're all cool with this. We think it's cute.
I AM a teacher
No you're not. You barely know history, and your math is really bad. I also don't know any teachers who tell their students to suck their dick and last time I checked this would get you arrested. For all you know I might have been 17 and I could have called the cops and you'd end up on a list for life.
I've spent alot of valuable time here so as to leave a substantial record of who I AM
No, you left a record of who you claim to be and got pissy when we dared to question it you silly little man.
Did Bill Clinton have "sexual relations with that woman"? It depends on how you define it. Did I curse on this forum? It depends on how you define it.
Okay let me explain why this is different. Bill Clinton thought sex meant straight up intercourse. He got a blowy, which is different. You on the other hand are basically claiming that because you wore a condom it wasn't sex. Changing the language you're swearing in doesn't make it not swearing. Children know this Brad, and you know it. For a "God" you sure are petty and pretty retarded.
wanted to show how Christ II is very different then how everyone has imagined him to be.
A giant douchebag? You wanted us to see that Christ was a vindictive asshole? Last time I checked in the bible Christ didn't tell his naysayers to suck his dick. He turned the other cheek. Something you obviously missed.
Everyone is invited to 'friend' me on Facebook: Richard Bradshaw Watson II and/or 'like' FB "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories'. You can also 'like' FB Center for the United Religions of Earth - the Cure. Also, http://7seals.blogspot.com , http://7seals.yuku.com , http://RevelationRevealed.proboards.com , http://GOD704.wikia.com , http://PlanetNestor.blogspot.com .
FUCK YOU. You really want us to be your friend after you came on here, acted like a total bellend,and decided because we didn't believe you to be god that you could act like a total asshole. You were mean to my friend silentprincess who is probably the nicest person on this site who only asked you to be polite, and when i called you on it you got pissy. YOU'RE the asshole Brad. YOU'RE the venomous one.
 
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I take back everything I ever said. This video was the wisest, most enlightening thing I've ever seen, and can't bloody wait for the stream. I have tears coming down my face as I rewatch it. Of course, how could I miss the name drop of Aristotle and Benjamin Franklin.

Huh, so even regular practicing jews won't? I was under the assumption that when dude brad here mentioned "observant" jews he was talking about some sort of splinter, ultra orthodox group that happened to share a similar belief or that their dogma somehow (through either unintentional or willful misinterpretation) reinforced his wacky views.
No, they won't. There are essentially four levels of Judaism.
The first thing to keep in mind is that being Jewish is essentially an identity seperate from the religion; one can convert into the religion, but the Jewish 'ethnic' identity is one that you carry whether you practice or not. The orthodox and those above them believe in the five books of Moses, the books of prophets, and all of the assorted writings of the rabbis from the time of the second temple, which boils down to them believing and doing a lot of bizarre things. The conservative believe most of the same things (keeping kosher, sabbath, pray three times a day), but due to seeing the writings of the ancient rabbis as obselete and barbaric, don't believe in them at all, and so are much less strict. Reform/reconstructionist Jews are so open that some Jews in the upper rungs of observance consider them to be heretics. They acknowledge that the five books and prophets (read: the old testament) are ludicrous and at odds with history, but still believe it to be the word of God, so they essentially interpret everything. They have prayer services in english, forsaking the old hebrew ones, allow women to be rabbis, and are in general much more approachable in general. The last rung are the so-called traditional Jews, who rarely go to synagogue, don't keep kosher, but celebrate the major holidays, even if they don't believe in them. None of these aforementioned Jews will write God's name out as a rule, and if they do, they will do their best to dispose of it properly.
 
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No, they won't. There are essentially four levels of Judaism.
The first thing to keep in mind is that being Jewish is essentially an identity seperate from the religion; one can convert into the religion, but the Jewish 'ethnic' identity is one that you carry whether you practice or not. The orthodox and those above them believe in the five books of Moses, the books of prophets, and all of the assorted writings of the rabbis from the time of the second temple, which boils down to them believing and doing a lot of bizarre things. The conservative believe most of the same things (keeping kosher, sabbath, pray three times a day), but due to seeing the writings of the ancient rabbis as obselete and barbaric, don't believe in them at all, and so are much less strict. Reform/reconstructionist Jews are so open that some Jews in the upper rungs of observance consider them to be heretics. They acknowledge that the five books and prophets (read: the old testament) are ludicrous and at odds with history, but still believe it to be the word of God, so they essentially interpret everything. They have prayer services in english, forsaking the old hebrew ones, allow women to be rabbis, and are in general much more approachable in general. The last rung are the so-called traditional Jews, who rarely go to synagogue, don't keep kosher, but celebrate the major holidays, even if they don't believe in them. None of these aforementioned Jews will write God's name out as a rule, and if they do, they will do their best to dispose of it properly.
Yeah... I'm technically an "Ethnic" jew (so much so that I can have instant citizenship in Israel), but like many "ethnic" jews i'm secular.
 
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